"All across America, parents are mangling names to trumpet their kid’s individuality." - Polidicks

My name is Paul.

[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;21830716]I remember reading about that one kid where they named him Justin and his last name was Tyme Justin Tyme born on the first hour of new years. (get it yet?)[/QUOTE] I guess you could say he was born...... ...just in time HURR

Daedalus, Sun Tzu, Destiny, Odyssey, Apollo, George Hammond (Phoenix), Pel'tak, Ha'tak, Tel'tak, Prometheus. :psyduck: The kids, the number of them! RUN!

I want to name my child after myself.

I'd name my son John.

You know you're unique when your stoner father names you Reefer :smug:

My uncles full name is Matthew Matthias Matt.

I never cared for dumb shit like that. I always wanted to name a kid Adam or Arthur or something. That's not so bad is it?

Who gives a shit about what someone's name is, it's the personality that counts.

Funny, my first name has been in my family for years and should I have a boy, that's going to be his name too.

My son's middle name shall be Leonidas.

I once knew a guy called Modrick. (Maudrick? Don't recall) Yes. Everyone called him Ricky, so I actually only found that out after knowing him for about three years.

[QUOTE=TailsPrower;21831407]Funny, my first name has been in my family for years and should I have a boy, that's going to be his name too.[/QUOTE] Don't spell it wrong. They'll haunt you for all eternity.

Since my college is attached to a school we normally see pretty silly names, in the lowest year theres this kid named Pea and its like how did you even get this name

A guy in my school is named "Viking". You'd expect him to be a large bully-type person but he's really the complete opposite, a small skinny guy with good grades.

I'm called Jamie Michael Norton. Jamie is the name of the person my dad lost his virginity to, Michael is the name of my mothers. :smug:

Everyone gets my last name wrong, it's spelled N[B]ie[/B]ld instead of Neild.

There was this guy with his little kid at my work the other day and the kid (must've been about 3 or 4) was called Xavier. It sounded so fucking stupid coming out of this pale white man's face.

Why not name your kid Bob? It's so common that no one wants to use it. I've never met a Bob in my life. Only Roberts that are nicknamed Bob. Hell, just cut to the chase and name your next son Bob ok? [I]~This is a public service announcement~[/I]

Gonna name my kid Big Hungry Joe. [QUOTE=Second-gear-of-mgear;21831317]My uncles full name is Matthew Matthias Matt.[/QUOTE] Major Major Major.

[QUOTE=Shibbey;21831596]Don't spell it wrong. They'll haunt you for all eternity.[/QUOTE]You see when I was about 3 years old, my mom and dad sat me down and made me practice spelling my name. Ever since then it's been second nature.

[QUOTE=radioactive;21831708]I'm called Jamie Michael Norton. Jamie is the name of the person my dad lost his virginity to, Michael is the name of my mothers. :smug:[/QUOTE] Have your parents ever touched you inappropriately?

I hate my damn name, it's never in the gift-shops.

[QUOTE=Binge le mag;21831899]I hate my damn name, it's never in the gift-shops.[/QUOTE] Pretty much this, I've never seen my name at any gift shops. Eventually you just give up looking for your name.

I'm gonna make a black baby and name her "la-a" "la dash a"

My last name is Hutchinson Would it be badass to name my son Ken?

My friend is called "Zakariyyaa" or something... I'm not entirely sure how he spells it, but it's something like that.

I'm going to name my son Ayele jr. :colbert: None of this RaeKwon bull shit, Ayele Jr.

Science time! [quote=cracked.com]You'd Think... You want your kid to be special. There are a few million Daves, Bobs and Johns running around NOT being totally awesome and obviously it's all because of their boring-ass names. So you decide to name your son something original, like Malcolm, Ivan or Dicksmash McIroncock. But in Reality... You have just sent your flesh and blood straight into the middle of a massive man-rape in the prison shower. According to a study at the Shippensburg University, kids growing up with ordinary, popular names have a higher chance to become law abiding citizens, while all the unusually named ones should start deciding what state they want to commit their first felony in (friendly tip, skip Texas). The study lists the top 10 bad boy names in America as: Alec, Ernest, Garland, Ivan, Kareem, Luke, Malcolm, Preston, Tyrell and Walter, which we must point out are not the names of any serial killer or presidential assassin that has ever existed, so we're assuming the research is skewed in a certain direction. The theory is that the additional attention garnered by odd and unusual names can cause peer ridicule and discrimination in the workforce, which tends to result in a few thousand Alecs and Prestons stealing toilet paper from the gas station. So do your kid a favor and give him a typical law-abiding, mentally stable name, like Michael. [img]http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/article/3/6/0/8360.jpg?v=1[/img] OK, how about "Frank?"[/quote]

[QUOTE=Kentz;21831674]A guy in my school is named "Viking". You'd expect him to be a large bully-type person but he's really the complete opposite, a small skinny guy with good grades.[/QUOTE] He is a disappointment to his family and his name.