"All across America, parents are mangling names to trumpet their kid’s individuality." - Polidicks

This one girl at my school is name special

I know a girl named Yoonik, pronounced "unique". Yes, she's black.

[QUOTE=aydin690;21830954]Fuck that, there's this indian kid in my class named 'manmeet'.[/QUOTE] Theres one like that at my school too. Do you go to Washington highschool

[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;21847706]I lolmaugh'd[/QUOTE] god damn you

I am going to call my son Eatdem. Pronounced like "Fred".

[QUOTE=Furioso;21849038]I wanted to name my sons Seamus, Maximillian, Julius, and Napoleon[/QUOTE] I've got a Seamus in the family. He is Irish, though, so it's not that special.

I'm going to give my kid my name because I'm egotistical lol.

My chemistry teacher's name is Alistair :D

[url]http://www.cracked.com/article/195_7-things-good-parents-do-that-screw-kids-up-life/[/url] -7 things parents do that screw kids up for life number 7 is a creative name

La'Tataina'Bo'Vanashaniquiliq [editline]12:47PM[/editline] good god what have i created

[QUOTE=Nikita;21837945]Sue is an average [i]girl's[/i] name. Well, maybe there are a few males named "Sue" but there are much more girls with that name.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M89c3hWx3RQ&feature=related[/media]

[QUOTE=7DeadlySyns;21830499]We have a kid at our school who is a ginger, named Ginger.[/QUOTE] My dog is named Ginger.

I knew a girl named Justice, she was cool for the most part, but got pissed off easy.

I know a guy, named his kid Max. Short for Maximus.

[QUOTE=Urog;21856195]I know a guy, named his kid Max. Short for Maximus.[/QUOTE] Maximus is a pretty common name.

[QUOTE=Howlthrug;21847789]If I have a son, I would name him Nikola, because Nikola Tesla is badass.[/QUOTE] My mum's called Nicola.

[QUOTE=MultiPurpose;21834266]There was a girl in my class a while back named Aslan. Yeah, that's right, the motherfucking magic lion from Narnia. [IMG]http://victory.wdfiles.com/local--files/chapter06:the-sixth-seal-the-vengeance-of-the-lion-lamb-6:12/aslan.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] It means lion in Turkish. Was she Turkish?

I'm going to name my kid Alpha16Beta9. He'll be really unique :smug:

I shit you not, I once met a girl called Pineapple.

I don't see the point in having such funky names when they just make people look retarded.

[QUOTE=Upgrade123;21850571]I know a girl named Yoonik, pronounced "unique". Yes, she's black.[/QUOTE] O mang she's so unique.

I used to know a kid in my form called Byron... and I know a girl called Desiree (Des-er-ray). Go to a college, and there's where the fucked up names will be.

[QUOTE=SBD;21831439]My son's middle name shall be Leonidas.[/QUOTE] my friends middle name is Leonidas

My name is Tavis, how exciting and different.

and I also know someone with the name Bryton

I'm naming my kid motherfucking Poseidon.

I just want to name my kid Isaac. I'd name him Nikola but I'm not Serbian. [editline]10:39PM[/editline] Though I could do Nikolaus. Actually, on second though, this is just the original german version of my name, Nicholas. Maybe Wilhelm. All of these are named after scientists. Except Wilhelm, I just like that name. I'll probably go with Wilhelm.

I am going to name my kids: Jackass, Reapers, and this is a unique name. Seriously, why would you name your kid "I'm awesome" and not give two shits about anyone else? What happened to the old names, like Frank, or Lucy, or an actual name? Are you on marijuana, and are you going to name your daughter Marijuana?

My name's John, and it's the only name worth having.

[QUOTE=johnlukeg;21871136]My name's John, and it's the only name worth having.[/QUOTE] Oh a Christian name, how unique.