• The North Koreans went and called Obama some very polite and professional things.
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This if funny because Obama could make fun of Kim for being Asian and fat. And no one would care because he's black, so he can get away with a racist remark.
[QUOTE=cqbcat;44775584]This if funny because Obama could make fun of Kim for being Asian and fat. And no one would care because he's black, so he can get away with a racist remark.[/QUOTE] Uuh, no. Everyone would care. Also why would he sink to the level of a 5 year old?
[QUOTE=outlawpickle;44775223][URL="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624164/North-Korea-Starving-people-child-labourers-dilapidated-homes-appear-harrowing-new-images-taken-inside-rogue-state.html#ixzz31Lieh5I5"]Source [/URL] That answers why Kim has a superfluous monitor on his outdoor desk.[/QUOTE] Is there actually a giant mirror there to make make it look like they have two computers and thus more wealthy or is this just a coincidence?
[QUOTE=outlawpickle;44775223][URL="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624164/North-Korea-Starving-people-child-labourers-dilapidated-homes-appear-harrowing-new-images-taken-inside-rogue-state.html#ixzz31Lieh5I5"]Source [/URL] That answers why Kim has a superfluous monitor on his outdoor desk.[/QUOTE] I love how obviously dusty and unused that keyboard looks
[QUOTE=Ignhelper;44774546]Why the fuck must they take note of every fucking thing dear leader does. Like seriously: *Pictures* Yeah, fatfuck looking at things, real interesting.[/QUOTE] "And I want the tailor son of a fucking bitch who made these pants hang and shot. I step on them every two steps."
[QUOTE][IMG]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/06/article-0-19A52D11000005DC-180_634x421.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] See, over there, there's no fridge. We need a fridge and cafeteria station over there, too... write that down. [QUOTE][IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZnbahCfzSls/U1uTgP2Y0lI/AAAAAAACzxc/mBWPlJKkT3c/s1600/4.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] These fucking pants, I have to hold them up. Who tailored these? An American? Write that down... [QUOTE][IMG]http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/71742000/jpg/_71742086_814cc0cf-f293-4199-a32a-1a4e86189cf7.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Seriously, keep these counters stocked with donuts. I know I go through a lot of them but we need to keep this shit topped off. Write that down... [QUOTE][IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-slVLiSpIrR0/U1uTfjEVX6I/AAAAAAACzxU/N7DXLsfTmYs/s1600/3.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] I like boats. Write that down... [QUOTE][IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--K-At0BVjlQ/U1uTe4eA1sI/AAAAAAACzxM/tkbt6255ER8/s1600/2.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] These damn pants, man! I'd totally be playing some football, not the American kind because death to America, if only these pants weren't so damn big... huh? No yeah, write that down. [QUOTE][IMG]http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/files/2013/08/Hkg8876884.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE] Here we see our imperial bakers reading up on the latest pastry recipes using our state of the art Dell computers. When you write this down, please don't mention my giant fucking pants that are [I]this[/I] fucking wide.
I wonder how Dennis Roman's gonna spin this to make it sound as though they took what NK out of context
[QUOTE=Ignhelper;44774546]Why the fuck must they take note of every fucking thing dear leader does. Like seriously: Yeah, fatfuck looking at things, real interesting.[/QUOTE] Helps with the propaganda, makes the general population think that everything the Great Leader says is such good advice that factory owners and army generals need to write it down for later use.
"supreme glorious leader we must write down important people's facts to make americas jealous" "my wiener is this big!" [IMG]http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/files/2013/08/Hkg8876884.jpg[/IMG]
queueing for the bus to go to work... [thumb]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/05/09/article-2624164-1DADC91000000578-23_964x682.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/05/09/article-2624164-1DADC9DD00000578-104_470x740.jpg[/thumb] :(
snip there goes my fukken merge
Im surprised nobody mentioned the Dell Monitors... EXPORTING SOCIALISM (While importing capitalist products)
[QUOTE=Cutthecrap;44777344]Im surprised nobody mentioned the Dell Monitors... EXPORTING SOCIALISM (While importing capitalist products)[/QUOTE] I did... twice.
Maybe his pants don't fit because they were his dad's "holy" pants or something.
[img_thumb]http://s7.postimg.org/fvaucll6h/Hkg8876884.png[/img_thumb] Anyone else see this?
[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;44774960]That photographer has some serious balls to take those pictures despite being told not to. I wouldn't trust them not to throw me in a deathcamp, personally.[/QUOTE] And yet all he did to smuggle all these out was have his phone save pictures to a memory card, so that when he deleted them from his camera in front of the guards, they weren't actually gone. North Korea guards must be tech illiterate as fuck if even the higher ups couldn't have foreseen this kind of thing happening.
Kim Jong is sporting some sweet Jncos
Someone should go to NK with a cybernetic eye and record tons of footage.
[img]http://puu.sh/8I5Cp.jpg[/img] This guy looks a lot more like a monkey than Obama does.
[QUOTE=outlawpickle;44774480]And what are they taking notes on? "Ohh, grorius fatboy reader, so very rise, re risten very crose everything you say."[/QUOTE] Yeah, that's pretty fucking racist. But oh, racism is okay when it is directed at North Korean officials because holding such a status completely diminishes their ethnicity.
I really doubt they're writing anything down and it's all about looks for photos. Just like I'm sure the majority of those ribbons were given to them for made up bullshit reasons just to beef up the appearance Either that or they really are technically more advanced than us, with that super high resolution monitor so advanced, Kim needs binoculars to read the small text
[QUOTE=Arctic Snow;44781357]Yeah, that's pretty fucking racist. But oh, racism is okay when it is directed at North Korean officials because holding such a status completely diminishes their ethnicity.[/QUOTE] K, remind me [B]never[/B] to watch South Park with you.
[QUOTE=upsideonion;44777312]"supreme glorious leader we must write down important people's facts to make americas jealous" "my wiener is this big!" [IMG]http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/files/2013/08/Hkg8876884.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] wtf is even going on there? all these pictures look so random, I bet this is where stock photos originate from
I'm surprised they know what a monkey is.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/ZcBfF58.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;44774363]Funny how it's the general north korean populace that would love bread crumbs to eat because they get fuck all else.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Monk37900;44774365]Still a better life than 99% of the north korean population live.[/QUOTE] Please, they wouldn't have a population to begin with if none of them got any food. Any food. [editline]11th May 2014[/editline] But yeah no kidding, N.K. is a pretty terrible nation.
Who even takes all those photos and how do they even come about How much time is spent going around setting up photoshoots
[QUOTE=Ducksink;44781822]wtf is even going on there? all these pictures look so random, I bet this is where stock photos originate from[/QUOTE] It's a manufacturing room for some of their glorious electronics.
[QUOTE=Sitkero;44782927]Who even takes all those photos and how do they even come about[/QUOTE] Propaganda.
[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;44774412]The image the article used: [img]http://newsbcpcol.stb.s-msn.com/amnews/i/19/58bfaab2a290916e5361622dc869b/_h353_w628_m6_otrue_lfalse.jpg[/img] Oh wow. :v:[/QUOTE] That's my TV... EDIT: Literally the same one.
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