Pedophile Nintendo 3DS title "If I Were in a Sealed Room With a Girl I'd Probably XXX" offers preord

[RadioJoNES]

[video=youtube;IYH7_GzP4Tg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYH7_GzP4Tg&ob=av3e[/video]

Would it be too distasteful to recommend this for thread theme?

[garychencool]

[QUOTE=ZZTop;34811141]Unrealistic due to lack of developer experience[/QUOTE]

Or the dev refered to their fantasy experiences

[Minilandstan]

I'll take 5

[Dr.C]

This is sick and only the lowest form of "human" would buy this.

Why won't they take all my money?

[An Axolotl]

goty all years

[Last or First]

[QUOTE=RadioJoNES;34811391]Would it be too distasteful to recommend this for thread theme?[/QUOTE]
No.
But I think Trapped in the Closet would work better.

[ASmellyOgre]

So it rotates between puzzle game, dress-up game, rape, and bathing her. What I don't get is why they added the puzzle part.

[Hail Satan]

mmm skeevy japanese games

[Smartlord]

Finally a good use for my 3DS

Mario Kart was getting boring anyway

[asteroidrules]

Looking at the images I wouldn't really call this pedophillic (unless all the girls have fake breasts).

[Lazyboy0337]

Finally something I would buy a 3DS for.

[ayejayjay]

you guys are repeating the same joke over and over

[Lazyboy0337]

It's not a joke.

[bunnyspy1]

she seems awfully happy to be in a sealed room with a rapist who probably kidnapped you

[Peachy]

[QUOTE=Last or First;34811257]50 seconds into that video: [I]oh god there's tentacle rape[/I][/QUOTE]

What video? I can't find one.

[asteroidrules]

[QUOTE=bunnyspy1;34811856]she seems awfully happy to be in a sealed room with a rapist who probably kidnapped you[/QUOTE]

It's all in the guy's head.

[Last or First]

[QUOTE=bunnyspy1;34811856]she seems awfully happy to be in a sealed room with a rapist who probably kidnapped you[/QUOTE]
Well, for the sake of clarity, the 'sealed in a room' part is a dream sequence.
On the other hand, there IS that part where she's tied up and struggling in the video...
[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;34811887]What video? I can't find one.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1165434?p=34811130&viewfull=1#post34811130[/url]

[bunnyspy1]

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;34811934]It's all in the guy's head.[/QUOTE]

oh
but it's still god damn creepy

[Pavy]

Wow I'm disgusted.

and extremely curious.

I'll take 10.

[B_I_G__C_U_M]

[QUOTE=ASmellyOgre;34811561]So it rotates between puzzle game, dress-up game, rape, and bathing her. What I don't get is why they added the puzzle part.[/QUOTE]

because it takes puzzle skills to prevent spaghetti from falling out your pockets

[Ninja Duck]

[QUOTE=icemaz;34810973]I'd play monopoly i dunno what else is there to do with girls.[/QUOTE]

Facepunch Sex Ed. section.

To educate the uninformed Facepunchers.

[Vedicardi]

right up my alley

[Pseudonym]

Yeah wasn't there a game like this for the original DS that involved groping women to find out if they were a witch or something?

[GodKing]

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;34810921]To prepare you for the real thing, of course[/QUOTE]

Just like GTA

[EcksDee]

yyyyyeeeeeeessssssssss

[Sillypiggy]

Its not like worse hasn't been made.

[ewitwins]

If I were stuck in a sealed room with a girl I would probably [b]try and get the fuck out of the room because I'm in a sealed room[/b]"

v:v:v

[Peachy]

Why is it that whenever a game like this is released, it's instantly labelled for pedophiles?

[editline]22nd February 2012[/editline]

it's almost like people don't know what the word pedophile means.

[Patrick]

I'm not sealed in the room with the girl, the girl is sealed in the room with me.

[butre]

I am so totally buying this