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Pedophile Nintendo 3DS title "If I Were in a Sealed Room With a Girl I'd Probably XXX" offers preord

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[QUOTE=lionheart1066;35776763]This made me pretty curious, if only I had a 3DS... anyone know any Japanese retailers that ship overseas? [sp]I'm kidding, I have no money for this :c[/sp][/QUOTE] The Japanese have some pretty relaxed laws, well obviously they don't allow rape and kiddy fiddlin' but if I recall they only recently banned girls selling used pants in vending machines and it has to now be taken to shops or something, It was a good read if you can find the actual pages on it without having dodgy search terms. ANYWAY, BESIDES THE POINT. I thought most Japanese games work on 'MURIKAN or 'EUROPIAN(?) or 'UK-IAN(?) Machines. Then again, again again, I got my MGS:HD for the PS3 from Japan and without David Hayter it's just not the same :( It's odd tho' how some things are taken from the original and put into English and not engrish yet it still makes sense to us westerners.

Can you have intercourse? If not, then all for nothing

I want this game. I'm sorry.

[QUOTE=Zoran;35779742]I want this game. I'm sorry.[/QUOTE] It's okay. We all do.

I would love to see Reggie do a demo of this game at E3 2012 :v:

[QUOTE=R3MI;35780532]I would love to see Reggie do a demo of this game at E3 2012 :v:[/QUOTE] My body is ready.

[QUOTE=gufu;34815126]All things considered, I was never able to devise a way to identify the age of female characters within the anime medium, outside of their breast size.[/QUOTE] The older ones tend to have bigger breasts,longer faces and have taller and bigger bodies while the younger ones usually have the opposite of all of those,smaller breasts,wide big faces and have short and small bodies

[QUOTE=Matrix374;35780552]The older ones tend to have bigger breasts,longer faces and are taller while the younger ones usually have the opposite of all of those,smaller breasts,wide big faces and are short[/QUOTE] With hentai logic, their eyes also have to take up about 2/3 of their face.

I wonder when the next story's gonna pop up in which some lonely japanese dweeb marries his 3DS, then it's found out he actually "kidnapped" his "wife".

If I were in a sealed room with a girl I'd probably pee in her butt.

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;35779000]where are the guys in this is there a gender change feature[/QUOTE] my god you are incredibly gay

[QUOTE=Spycrabz;35782155][img]http://sadpanda.us/images/943480-GEVR3AU.gif[/img][/QUOTE] I finally get your title.

[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;35789287]I finally get your title.[/QUOTE] Huh. Judging by you even being in this thread, I would say the mystery of your title has been debunked as well! [editline]2nd May 2012[/editline] Now I need a title...

[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;35789287]I finally get your title.[/QUOTE] I prefer Ban Camp's title :v:

[QUOTE=Spycrabz;35793370]I prefer Ban Camp's title :v:[/QUOTE] He looks like a derg but you're still probably dumber.

[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;34838314]Not listed in my start menu. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/DLnLY.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] I hope it's not the only unlisted one, because an ILLUSION folder without RapeLay is blasphemous.

[QUOTE=thrawn2787;34811266]I'm confused is this actually R rated and hentai or just some tease nobody likes a tease[/QUOTE] Of course it's a tease. It should be noted, in Japanese, "girl I keep locked in house for the make raping furiously happy cry" and "tease" are pretty much the same word.

:wtc:

Okay Nintendo what the fuck. You won't let me have my blood and gore, but you'll let me have my tentacle rape simulator. Told my girlfriend about this game and the first thing that came to her mind was "sounds better than Catherine".

anyone else hear that? it's the sound of sony stocks plummetting

[QUOTE=Untouch;35796907]anyone else hear that? it's the sound of sony stocks plummetting[/QUOTE] Really? With that kind of OP, my stocks are rising. [editline]2nd May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Patroclus Rex;35794322]I hope it's not the only unlisted one, because an ILLUSION folder without RapeLay is blasphemous.[/QUOTE] [img]http://sadpanda.us/images/944568-N1MXR7D.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;34811761]Looking at the images I wouldn't really call this pedophillic (unless all the girls have fake breasts).[/QUOTE] This is Japan, they're probably like 13.

[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;34811195]Why the hell am I tempted to actually buy this? [editline]21st February 2012[/editline] [IMG]http://sadpanda.us/images/938950-DO3T746.jpg[/IMG] Oh, right. I forgot about that.[/QUOTE] No RapeLay? Son, I am disapoint

[QUOTE=FPChris;35798189]No RapeLay? Son, I am disapoint[/QUOTE] See above gif.

Also, could we get those images off the OP? Or at least just linked.

[QUOTE=Jurikuer;35796669]Okay Nintendo what the fuck. You won't let me have my blood and gore, but you'll let me have my tentacle rape simulator. Told my girlfriend about this game and the first thing that came to her mind was "sounds better than Catherine".[/QUOTE] Nintendo is japanese, what did you expect?

They should replace the word "[B]Simulate[/B]" with the word "[B]Stimulate[/B]"

[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;35798203]See above gif.[/QUOTE] Not seeing Wakeari in there. Oh god I just noticed a week long bump. I'm sorry.

honestly i have no quarrels with a game like this, i'd rather have a pedo playing this than doing it to real girls.

[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;35797188]Really? With that kind of OP, my stocks are rising. [editline]2nd May 2012[/editline] [img]http://sadpanda.us/images/944568-N1MXR7D.gif[/img][/QUOTE] You are far too entertaining about this. :v:

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