A satellite "goes rogue" and inexplicably begins stealing other communications signals. - Polidicks

How can I trust this source? How do I know it's not just the satellite beaming this news source down into Yahoo news, ensuring us everything is fine until the moment it attaOH GOD IT'S IN MY HOUSE [editline]11:14PM[/editline] Disregard my last statement. I don't believe we should worry about this. I'm sure it's just a glitch in the programming or something. Probably nothing to worry about. Just go on about our lives.

This is actually pretty scary. In the future, as more stuff becomes controlled by computers, mishaps like this could have some pretty nasty effects.

[QUOTE=13illay;21891207]How can I trust this source? How do I know it's not just the satellite beaming this news source down into Yahoo news, ensuring us everything is fine until the moment it attaOH GOD IT'S IN MY HOUSE [editline]11:14PM[/editline] Disregard my last statement. I don't believe we should worry about this. I'm sure it's just a glitch in the programming or something. Probably nothing to worry about. Just go on about our lives.[/QUOTE] Something is fishy about this post... [editline]08:19PM[/editline] Just kidding, I looked into this and there is nothing that could possibly go wrong. We're just overreacting is all

[quote] And now it's met an end good enough to be its own Syfy show. [/quote] Coming this Fall: A Syfy original movie... [B]Zombie Satellites[/B]

Worked with a director of a Syfy original he agrees the film was rubbish gotta learn somewhere I guess

The reapers are here!

I wonder if it will interrupt the next big american football game and repeat the porn incident that was had a while back. And the broadcasters wouldn't be able to do a thing about it, they'd just have to wait it out or shoot the thing down.

[quote]Don't be alarmed. High above your heads, a zombie satellite is on the loose. OK, actually, it won't really be a bother to us earthlings. Or at least to most of us.[/quote] They are saying don't worry then it is like A ZOMBIE SATELLITE IS ON THE LOOSE! But it is nothing to worry about. But it is something to worry about. Make up your freakin mind!

[b]All your signals are belong to us[/b] Sorry for the memeshit.

Reminds of Eagle Eye.

SATELLITE OF THE DEAD a george romero film COMING Q4 2010

Whatever will I do without my precious SyFy original movies?

[IMG]http://i3.ytimg.com/i/V3y-nCpUIL026G2XvMz1SQ/1.jpg[/IMG] <-- It's behind all of this :ohdear:

Galaxy 15 upon veering into AMC 11 regardless of what anyone does like a homing missile: "I KNOW THIS HURTS YOU"

Just wait until it starts eating the other satellites brains! protect the motherboards! [img]http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0802/honesty-bob-the-builder-can-we-fix-it-no-its-fucked-demotivational-poster-1202120248.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=CjienX;21880468]Not the cable tv. ANYTHING BUT THAT![/QUOTE] Cable TV doesn't use satellites. It uses cables.

2 years early mr satellite

galaxy-15: "I made a big masterpeice for all the newspaper nerds" [img]http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tWdgAMYjYSs/0.jpg[/img]

Im sorry Intelsat, Im afraid I can't do that. [img]http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Politics/images-2/hal-9000-eye.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=OrionChronicles;21880444]Galaxy-15: "ASSUMING CONTROL"[/QUOTE] Ahahahahaha. Nice one. "IF I MUST DISRUPT YOU, TV SIGNAL. I WILL"

[QUOTE=STREWTH_99;21887921][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/536800wigtt.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] What's the source of this? I've seen it before. [QUOTE=Eudoxia;21885942]The poor satellite, after gaining setience, realized that it would be forever trapped in Earth's gravity well. Using its remaining two kilograms of compressed ammonia, it fired its Vernier thrusters, adjusting its attitude. The exhaust was colourless. The thrusters were too efficient, and wasted no energy on flames. The satellite spiraled away from the Earth, to join the stars in the galactic ballet dance.[/QUOTE] That's beautiful.

[QUOTE=Reborn9;21902898]What's the source of this? I've seen it before[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.eatliver.com/img/2008/3831.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=meppers;21885341]It's just viral marketing for the newest syfy channel original movie.[/QUOTE] Wrestling in Space?

[QUOTE=Bananas21ca;21904418]Wrestling in Space?[/QUOTE] Actually it's about sex in space. They are doing research to see wether or not semen can impregnate women in freefall. :jerkbag: