• White House releases Obama birth certificate
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I cannot believe they are still harping on this fucken subject....
[QUOTE=Megafanx13;29479420]I was under the impression you had to be born in one the 50 states to be eligible.[/QUOTE] no. Actually even if Obama was born in Kenya it really wouldn't matter. He would still be a Natural born American citizen because his mother was a citizen at the time of his birth. He would have a certificate of foreign birth and would be an American citizen the second he was born.
[QUOTE=Megafanx13;29482736]And how was this one or the first one they put out there not "official"?[/quote] The first one that they removed off the web-site immediately following the pointing out of obvious fakery, or do you mean the first one AFTER that? [quote]Rush Limbaugh's not really a credible source, but I wouldn't be surprised if that happened, stuff like that happens.[/quote] There are no recordings of it because the media was not allowed at the event, but it's verified by people present. [quote]Okay, this is where I kinda stopped being able to respect your responses. "Gutsy Arab broad"? Purposely writing what he says to make him sound like a retard? I have no problem with criticizing Obama, but when you start to use insult tactics like a 2nd grader, I can't take you seriously.[/quote] Then don't take me seriously, why would I give a shit? I'll insult him as much as I like, as well as anyone else. [quote]2 slips of the tongue and frequent use of a teleprompter for long speeches does not make someone a "certifiable fucking retard". The second part of that sentence just goes full retard, with the "commies on this board" and the rest. I'll have you know I'm not a Communist, and of course I'd support Obama, given the alternative. McCain? Trump? Please, these people are can't run a country any more than they can run a marathon.[/quote] LOL two slips of the tongue. Not quite, how are you NOT aware of Obama's horrible public speaking whether the teleprompter is present or not? There are thousands of clips on YouTube, quite literally, thousands. Everything from calling himself a muslim to accidentally making fun of the Special Olympics on Jay Leno to thinking that Austrians speak the Austrian language (reminiscent of Bieber), to stating that the automobile was invented in the United States... he even said that his uncle, a US soldier, liberated Auschwitz rofl. I mean hell, just turn on the television when AMW is on and you'll see him say "justice is what the American people need more than anything" in the intro. I lol'd I love how Obongo proponents always try to say McCain, or Trump now, "couldn't run this country." Like wtf are you implying? That Obamba CAN? What a laugh. McCain has actually done shit for the United States, Obongo was a fucking Illinois senator for a couple years which means just about NOTHING in terms of qualifications. Literally the majority of those who voted for the dumb cunt did so because they were, in their own fucking words, "tired of old white guys runnin' da country." Give me a fucking break, that's like saying I'm tired of driving a car with a steering wheel, let's take out the steering wheel and replace it with a dead-ass stiff cat just for the fuck of it. [quote]How many names are you going to call him in this one paragraph? It's a real insult to your credibility you know. And now he isn't even black? What are you on?[/QUOTE] Insulting someone is completely irrelevant to my credibility, and I wouldn't give two shits if I had none to begin with, I'm not here to convince a bunch of socialist numbnuts that Obamba is useless. I'm just here because I find it hilarious that some people try so very hard to work around double standards in order to find something in the dumb bitch of a US president that is remotely redeemable. [QUOTE=God of Ashes;29482896]Actually even if Obama was born in Kenya it really wouldn't matter. He would still be a Natural born American citizen because his mother was a citizen at the time of his birth. He would have a certificate of foreign birth and would be an American citizen the second he was born.[/QUOTE] Arguably. Many interpreters of the "Natural Born Citizen" clause as cited in the United States Constitution believe that one's parents must both be citizens of the United States to be eligible (such as John Bingham). Others interpret it to mean that the territory is what determines "Natural Born" citizenship (such as James Madison). So you're likely wrong there, but whatever interpretation one supports, it certainly is shady shit.
austrian is a language, it's called austrian-german but shortened for austrian when referring to that specific dialect
[QUOTE=Diomedes;29483004]The first one that they removed off the web-site immediately following the pointing out of obvious fakery, or do you mean the first one AFTER that?[/quote] My memory's a little foggy on it, so could you remind me what was fake about it? [QUOTE=Diomedes;29483004]There are no recordings of it because the media was not allowed at the event, but it's verified by people present.[/quote] Fair enough. [QUOTE=Diomedes;29483004]LOL two slips of the tongue. Not quite, how are you NOT aware of Obama's horrible public speaking whether the teleprompter is present or not? There are thousands of clips on YouTube, quite literally, thousands. Everything from calling himself a muslim to accidentally making fun of the Special Olympics on Jay Leno to thinking that Austrians speak the Austrian language (reminiscent of Bieber), to stating that the automobile was invented in the United States... he even said that his uncle, a US soldier, liberated Auschwitz rofl. I mean hell, just turn on the television when AMW is on and you'll see him say "justice is what the American people need more than anything" in the intro. I lol'd[/quote] And I guess Bush or Reagan never had gaffes? [QUOTE=Diomedes;29483004]I love how Obongo proponents always try to say McCain, or Trump now, "couldn't run this country." Like wtf are you implying? That Obamba CAN? What a laugh. McCain has actually done shit for the United States, Obongo was a fucking Illinois senator for a couple years which means just about NOTHING in terms of qualifications.[/quote] By "done shit for the US", do you mean being in the army? How does that make someone any more qualified to be president than being a senator? Oh, and if you really think Obama's done nothing, I direct you here: [url]http://whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com/[/url] [QUOTE=Diomedes;29483004]I'm just here because I find it hilarious that some people try so very hard to work around double standards in order to find something in the dumb bitch of a US president that is remotely redeemable.[/quote] You really think people only like him because he's black? lmao [QUOTE=Diomedes;29483004]Arguably. Many interpreters of the "Natural Born Citizen" clause as cited in the United States Constitution believe that one's parents must both be citizens of the United States to be eligible. Others interpret it to mean that the territory is what determines "Natural Born" citizenship. So you're likely wrong there, but whatever interpretation one supports, it certainly is shady shit.[/quote] Yeah, because when an issue's debatable, the other guy's likely wrong.
[QUOTE=c0nk3r;29466850][b]but hes not eligible for president because he wasnt born here.[/b] Rules hur hur boxes but no rebuttal im so jdk tyte now[/QUOTE]Anything you say is now invalidated by this beacon of stupidity. Fucksake, do we have to invent a time machine and take birthers to Hawaii, 1961, to see his live birth before this idiotic drivel ceases?
[QUOTE=thisispain;29483018]austrian is a language, it's called austrian-german but shortened for austrian when referring to that specific dialect[/QUOTE] lmfao give me a break, Austrians don't say they speak "Austrian," they say they speak German, I would know. Listen to what he says, it's not "I don't know if it's the same in Austrian-German as fucking Berlin German," he says "I don't know if it's the same in Austrian," as in, from English. He ain't referring to dialects. [QUOTE=Megafanx13;29483075]And I guess Bush or Reagan never had gaffes?[/quote] Yes, they did, that's exactly my point, they were aired on television with no small degree of frequency and featured in every leftist emo faggot's blog for a decade, while Obongo's are defended by the same people. [quote]By "done shit for the US", do you mean being in the army? How does that make someone any more qualified to be president than being a senator?[/quote] Because electing someone based on the bullshit they say at election time is retarded. They can say literally anything and in no way be legally bound to do any of it. Obamba did absolute zero prior to presidency that could EVER possibly qualify him to be trusted as President, he was a senator of Illinois which several thousand other people in the country have been, and that is the extent of his political experience and worth. How does nearly dying for your country at war and being proud of that NOT make you more deserving of trust than some obscure senator from a small US state who spent half his life fucking off in Africa? Obamba has to regale us with made-up stories of his grandfather in the war to try and win over the Rightist votes, and when elected spends literally several million dollars in legal fees on the shady-as-shit issue of his birth certificate before "revealing" it years later, breaks quite literally every pre-election promise he made (all bills viewable online before they're passed? lmfao yeah right. No lobbyists in the White House? Like every position of importance is held by some Israeli lobbyist). That site you referred me to is making me lul horribly, the shit it tries to pass off as worthy of mention is terribad. "Appointed the first Latina judge to Supreme Court" LOLWUT? Who gives the slightest semblance of a fuck? Half of them are just bills he signed, which would only count as personal accomplishments to a complete ape, because any president would have signed them (I can see McCain now, HELL NO, FUCK MILES PER GALLON, AMURRCANS GOTTA BE DRIVIN LESS EFFICIENT CARS AND THAT'S THAT) Where are the sites about the shit Bush did? Oh there aren't any because no one cares if Bush did good things, no one cares that Bush disarmed half the world's nuclear weapons and directly prevented a nuclear war. No one cares because it's not news when an old white guy accomplishes something, only when an equally old (but that doesn't stop supporters from alluding to his "youth") non-white guy accomplishes something. [quote]You really think people only like him because he's black? lmao[/quote] No. I think that people LARGELY like him because he's black. I think that he's not black, he's half white and half Kenyan which very likely makes him less than half black due to the fact that Kenya is full of arabs. And most importantly of all, the single most common response I got to the question "why would you vote for Obama" was some variation on "because a black guy deserves a chance / I'm tired of old white guys running the country," so "think" is not the word. Something like 95% of the black demography voted for Obamba so are you really going to argue that his race was not the determining factor? lol really doubt it [quote]Yeah, because when an issue's debatable, the other guy's likely wrong.[/QUOTE] No, because only one of four significant historical commentors that we know of, William Rawle, would agree with that definition of "Natural Born Citizen." The other three posited that it's either A) if both parents are citizens of the United States, or B) if you were born in the territory of the United States. So my criticism that he is likely wrong is a mathematical one, based on the assumption that 3/4 constitutes "likely."
No guys don't you understand, I, a person on the internet know more about if a person is elligable to be president of the United States, and if that person is American than the people who decide if someone is allowed to be President or not. edit: And the FBI, and hell even the Republican candidates at the time. Do you think if they could prove he wasn't American they would have just let that go?
Lol, watch Gleen Beck troll the shit out of Birthers [url]http://www.theblaze.com/stories/glenn-reacts-to-obamas-birth-certificate-watch-the-other-hand/[/url]
More like "Watch Glen Beck backpedal like crazy".
i found his real birth certificate this is all a communist zionist lizardman NWO conspiracy [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/795329/1303983107574.gif[/img]
Good. Now we can get to real buisness.
[QUOTE=Sanius;29480358] all poor people to die.[/QUOTE] sounds good to me if they want my money that i work my ass off to make every week [editline]28th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Zezibesh;29483887]i found his real birth certificate this is all a communist zionist lizardman NWO conspiracy [img_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/795329/1303983107574.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Race- Honkie :v:
[QUOTE=c0nk3r;29485304]sounds good to me if they want my money that i work my ass off to make every week [/QUOTE] yo unless you're a bigwig exec posting furry apologism on facepunch with your feet on your antique redwood desk from your office on the 30th floor of a new york skyscraper then not all that much of YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY is going to those dirty, filthy poors
[QUOTE=Diomedes;29483319]lods a words[/QUOTE] Some black girl at my school raged at me because i said i didn't want obama to win, BOY YOU RACIST even though i dislike him due to his political ideals, not his race. [editline]28th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=SigmaLambda;29485344]yo unless you're a bigwig exec posting furry apologism on facepunch with your feet on your antique redwood desk from your office on the 30th floor of a new york skyscraper then not all that much of YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY is going to those dirty, filthy poors[/QUOTE] but they squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzeeeeeeee me
hey buddy i don't work hard at min wage plus $0.50 an hour just to have the government give it back to me in my rebate at the end of april er i mean just to have it go to poors [editline]28th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=c0nk3r;29485354]Some black girl at my school raged at me because i said i didn't want obama to win, BOY YOU RACIST even though i dislike him due to his political ideals, not his race.[/QUOTE] what a traumatic experience i am glad you've discussed this with us this is certainly important enough to bring up whenever anyone mentions obama in any context
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;29483089]Anything you say is now invalidated by this beacon of stupidity. Fucksake, do we have to invent a time machine and take birthers to Hawaii, 1961, to see his live birth before this idiotic drivel ceases?[/QUOTE] nice reading asstard, i was saying that if someone isn't born here they cant be president read the person i quoted next time. [editline]28th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=SigmaLambda;29485364]hey buddy i don't work hard at min wage plus $0.50 an hour just to have the government give it back to me in my rebate at the end of april er i mean just to have it go to poors [editline]28th April 2011[/editline] what a traumatic experience i am glad you've discussed this with us this is certainly important enough to bring up whenever anyone mentions obama in any context[/QUOTE] :words: brad neely avatar hur there thats what you do c: [editline]28th April 2011[/editline] libfags be maddin on me, yo
[QUOTE=Whatwhat1337;29465972]Irrelevant; it's against the law. Why should being President make you exempt from that?[/QUOTE] considering panama is less a part of the US than Hawaii i don't see why they are getting so uptight about it
[QUOTE=c0nk3r;29485389]nice reading asstard, i was saying that if someone isn't born here they cant be president read the person i quoted next time.[/QUOTE]"but hes not eligible for president because he wasnt born here." You didn't say "but he would not be eligible for president if he was not born here" :eng101:
[QUOTE=Diomedes;29483004] Arguably. Many interpreters of the "Natural Born Citizen" clause as cited in the United States Constitution believe that one's parents must both be citizens of the United States to be eligible (such as John Bingham). Others interpret it to mean that the territory is what determines "Natural Born" citizenship (such as James Madison). So you're likely wrong there, but whatever interpretation one supports, it certainly is shady shit.[/QUOTE] Actually, not true. Citizenship for natural born citizens was defined as well in an act passed in the 17(80s)?, can't remember exactly when. Essentially, if one parent is a US citizen, you're a US citizen.
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;29486181]"but hes not eligible for president because he wasnt born here." You didn't say "but he would not be eligible for president if he was not born here" :eng101:[/QUOTE] well i meant if he wasn't, babe :v:
[QUOTE=HandyAmMi;29479763]What everyone else has said. Military bases count as US soil. Besides, McCain is white. :downs:[/QUOTE]So is arnold but he cant run.
[QUOTE=c0nk3r;29486603]well i meant if he wasn't, babe :v:[/QUOTE]Well then you should've said that, silly boy :colbert:
10 years later, "Haha, remember that time when Obama bribed me to make a birth certificate? Good times."
[QUOTE=Diomedes;29482622]The guy is a certifiable fucking retard who so obviously only got into university for free on a black education grant and the fact that all the commies on this board evidently support him so much is something I find hilarious. I mean I'm pretty sure 90% of his entire below-forty-percent approval rating is from the users in this thread alone. I think that's rather extreme, but an interesting perspective. A little flawed though, considering Obongo sure as hell isn't doing "more important things," he's installing basketball courts in the White House, paying nearly one hundred personal servants for his niiiii.. wife, and breaking his promises to close Gitmo and keep lobbyists out of the administration. Time-consuming, perhaps, but certainly not more important than the ability to articulate a rational thought. Other than that, I don't see what blacks and poor people have to do with Obamba because he's neither. Let me guess, you spent ten years of your life making fun of Bush's terrible public speaking fuck-ups, but now when it comes to Barry Soetoro's you dust off your horribly awkward sarcasm and rush to the defense.[/QUOTE] I think you're a troll.
[QUOTE=c0nk3r;29485304]sounds good to me if they want my money that i work my ass off to make every week[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=c0nk3r;29485389]libfags be maddin on me, yo[/QUOTE] you've managed to reach a new level of stupidity
[QUOTE=Diomedes;29483004] Arguably. Many interpreters of the "Natural Born Citizen" clause as cited in the United States Constitution believe that one's parents must both be citizens of the United States to be eligible (such as John Bingham). Others interpret it to mean that the territory is what determines "Natural Born" citizenship (such as James Madison). So you're likely wrong there, but whatever interpretation one supports, it certainly is shady shit.[/QUOTE] I was born in the U.K. and my mother was an American citizen. I live in the U.S. and I have a certificate of foreign birth but I am a natural born American citizen. It's not up for interpretation, there is no grey area. I am an American citizen. If I chose to, I could run for President.
[img]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/7/2011/04/8c2afaa9c860e0322402797c25f9371a/340x.jpg[/img] hahaha
was released a long time ago, certificate of live birth is not a birth certificate, doesn't matter if he was born in the U.S. or not because he's the President anyways etc.
Diomedes, you realize "Obongo" is a racial remark right Oh who am I kidding you don't care, you masked calling his wife a nigger in that other post of yours
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