Dumbass builds a bomb, tweets pics of it, asks 'where shall I bomb lol', gets caught

[JumpinJackFlash]

[QUOTE=Scorpo;49415592]even ISIS is shaking its head

"nobody stands in the way of my jihad"[/QUOTE]Maybe he should have had a jihad against fried foods because his fat ass surely could have used that more than all the time and effort he spent towards getting arrested and thrown in prison.

[editline]29th December 2015[/editline]

Or, you know, education. He could have waged a holy jihad against his own colossal stupidity.

[Provost]

[QUOTE=LTJGPliskin;49415631]it's just a prank kuffar[/QUOTE]

jokes on you guys I was only pretending to be terrorist lol

[Soriddo]

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;49416946]jokes on you guys I was only pretending to be terrorist lol[/QUOTE]

TERRORIST PRANK GOES WRONG (GOES SEXUAL)

[Soapcell]

It's like Four Lions is slowly becoming a reality.

[isreal?]

This couple is the definition of downright fucking retarded.

[smurfy]

They've been jailed for life, minimum terms of 25 and 27 years

[meanwhile]

mashallah, brother!

[ramkeham]

That you can be this dumb and make a bomb concerns me

[editline]30th December 2015[/editline]

[QUOTE=Soapcell;49418642]It's like Four Lions is slowly becoming a reality.[/QUOTE]

Reckon he bought all his bleach in one store?

[JumpinJackFlash]

[QUOTE=RAG Frag;49419740]That you can be this dumb and make a bomb concerns me[/QUOTE]Can you adequately cook your own meal? Using a recipe? Can you build something using craft supplies?

If yes to all: congratulations, you have all the skills necessary to "make a bomb."

[editline]30th December 2015[/editline]

You might need additional skills such as "paying for things with your credit card" and "tweeting" if you want to go for the full "Silent Bomber experience."

[ramkeham]

[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;49421037]Can you adequately cook your own meal? Using a recipe? Can you build something using craft supplies?

If yes to all: congratulations, you have all the skills necessary to "make a bomb."

[editline]30th December 2015[/editline]

You might need additional skills such as "paying for things with your credit card" and "tweeting" if you want to go for the full "Silent Bomber experience."[/QUOTE]

Honestly for someone this dumb I was imagining this kind of a deal

[img]http://i.imgur.com/eYuxOA4.jpg[/img]

[Zero-Point]

[QUOTE=RAG Frag;49424817]Honestly for someone this dumb I was imagining this kind of a deal

[img]http://i.imgur.com/eYuxOA4.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Thankfully, in real life, no amount of stupidity can break physics.

[JumpinJackFlash]

[QUOTE=Zero-Point;49424841]Thankfully, in real life, no amount of stupidity can break physics.[/QUOTE]Are you challenging me to make a bowl of corn flakes burst into flame using stuff in my kitchen? Oh [I]holy shit[/I] I've thought of a way before I even finished this post.

[Zero-Point]

[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;49425150]Are you challenging me to make a bowl of corn flakes burst into flame using stuff in my kitchen? Oh [I]holy shit[/I] I've thought of a way before I even finished this post.[/QUOTE]

All you can use is what Homer has at his disposal in that picture: corn flakes and milk.

[JumpinJackFlash]

[QUOTE=Zero-Point;49425387]All you can use is what Homer has at his disposal in that picture: corn flakes and milk.[/QUOTE]I'll lace my milk with potassium chlorate and light my house on fire because you're not my real dad and you can't tell me what to do.

[kweh]

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;49413480]That video at the bottom oh my god

I've had more powerful explosives going off in my street on the fourth of July[/QUOTE]

God bless the USA!

(but seriously now, that sounds fun :v:)

[Zero-Point]

[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;49425565]I'll lace my milk with potassium chlorate and light my house on fire because you're not my real dad and you can't tell me what to do.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, well guess who's in charge until he gets back!
:v:
But seriously that's just cheating, y'all.

[C O Y O T E]

[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;49413455]Honestly the type of person who would blow themselves up to kill other people probably has to be at least a little bit retarded. We've invented things specifically to kill other people quite effectively while also reducing personal risk to the user, it's not even a new concept.[/QUOTE]

I think you're missing the point of jihad