Squeezing breasts 'could stop growth of cancer cells'
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A fondle a day keeps the cancer away :v:
[QUOTE=Fort83;38897205]She knows she has hands, but you don't[/QUOTE]
I have been lied to.
If she doesn't have hands, then what are the lifeforms on the ends of her arms?!
[QUOTE=Badunkadunk;38894896]A while ago doctors said squeezing breasts caused malignant growths. I was super gentle with my girlfriend's breasts because I didn't want to give them cancer.[/QUOTE]
should be super gentle with them anyway tbh unless your girlfriend's one of those types that gets off to the more extreme "PULL MY NIPPLES 5M OUT" shit which is a bit... yeah
I tried this with my penis and it didn't work at all.
Does this work with your testicles?
This could be mutually beneficial.
That's what I've been TRYING to tell them.
well, better get to work
It's about time we put the squeeze on cancer.
I can imagine someone becoming a professional breast masseur as a result of this
in mall, see a hot girl
"Hey you, let me squeeze your tits."
"WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, WHY?"
"I'm saving your life."
I guess all that squeezing and bruising was worth it then!
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[QUOTE=Suttles;38899804]in mall, see a hot girl
"Hey you, let me squeeze your tits."
"WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, WHY?"
"I'm saving your life."[/QUOTE]
Well, that is absolutely perverse.
[QUOTE=Suttles;38899804]in mall, see a hot girl
"Hey you, let me squeeze your tits."
"WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, WHY?"
"I'm saving your life."[/QUOTE]
tried this got arrested 0/10
''There's no need to worry miss,i am a professional at breast squeezing''
Well that settles it then. I'm letting my boyfriend squeeze them to his heart's content, whether they are sore or not :v:
[QUOTE=FreyasFighter;38905495]Well that settles it then. I'm letting my boyfriend squeeze them to his heart's content, whether they are sore or not :v:[/QUOTE]
You know your boyfriend doesn't have to be the only one to squeeze them.
:quagmire:
[QUOTE=FreyasFighter;38905495]Well that settles it then. I'm letting my boyfriend squeeze them to his heart's content, whether they are sore or not :v:[/QUOTE]
would you be my girlfriend
Since we're doing this..
[quote]Squashing breast cells encouraged them to grow in a regular way. [B]However, scientists don't believe compressing breast tissue would have a beneficial effect[/B][/quote]
Someone's never had a girlfriend. Kazaang
CANCER CANCER SQUEEZE CANCER TITS
I can proudly say my Fiancee is in the clear.
I can proudly say that my waifu is clear
can pillows get cancer?
Oh good, my favourite past time!
i can imagine some sweaty gross weirdo using this as a pickup
(like most of the front page)
dailymail.. I don't believe et
I WILL DOUBLE, NO! TRIPLE MY EFFORTS!!
I like how everyone suddenly forgot that women have the ability to squeeze their own breasts instead of having someone else do it.
i like how awkward this forum is with women
[QUOTE=thisispain;38910793]i like how awkward this forum is with women[/QUOTE]
Isn't it beautiful?
