This Yogurt's Gone Bad! Woman Claims She Was Served Semen Instead Of Yogurt

[Cobbart]

This yogurt must've been hard to swallow.

[RaptorBlackz]

[img]http://watchplayread.com/files/2010/03/AustinPowers.jpg[/img]
[i]What a Cumming Suprise[/i]

[robmaister12]

Are we REALLY going to do this again?

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/777367-Drunk-man-sticks-two-hammers-up-his-ass[/url].

[cecilbdemodded]

If I was his lawyer here's my plan: I put four cups of yogurt in front of her in the courtroom. One of them has my semen in it, the other three are plain. If she can correctly determine which one has my semen in it I'll admit my client needs more time to consider his options. If not I'll snicker and tell her they ALL had my semen in them. Either way the jury will be amused and I'll win my case.

[Habsburg]

[QUOTE=Identity;27786185]1. It's Albuquerque.

2. How does she instantly know what semen tastes like?[/QUOTE]

She might -gasp!- be sexually active.

[Sharzu]

I'll never eat yogurt again...

[doonbugie2]

Gross?

[PortalGod]

Making someone ingest your semen without their knowledge is only battery? :colbert:

[JaffaOrange]

One of the workers must have had a lot of spunk to try that.

What a jerk off.

[Missing User]

"when you're looking at criminal nature people deny things that they've done"

So he's guilty because he protests that he's innocent?

Winner logic here, folks.

[Itsjustguy]

I Will Capitalize All First Letters For The Text Just Like In The Title.Really, Stop, Now

[Pretiacruento]

[QUOTE=Itsjustguy;27793333]I Will Capitalize All First Letters For The Text Just Like In The Title.Really, Stop, Now[/QUOTE]

Duly Noted.

[cqbcat]

How would she know what sperm tastes like?

[Pretiacruento]

[QUOTE=cqbcat;27797005]How would she know what sperm tastes like?[/QUOTE]

I'm sure she has some experience in that field

[Quq]

I was hoping the yoghurt was entirely semen instead of just containing it

[Jack_Thompson]

I lived in an apartment complex RIGHT behind that Sunflower Market and used to walk there all the time :ohdear:

[cecilbdemodded]

[QUOTE=Quq;27798675]I was hoping the yoghurt was entirely semen instead of just containing it[/QUOTE]

That would be hilarious if the lab report came back "...and so to summarize: We can confirm that this cup of semen does in fact contain trace elements of yogurt."

[RoflKawpter]

Semen.

[Pretiacruento]

[QUOTE=Jack_Thompson;27806175]I lived in an apartment complex RIGHT behind that Sunflower Market and used to walk there all the time :ohdear:[/QUOTE]

The [noparse]:ohdear:[/noparse] emote is because you tried yogurt there, at least once, don't ya?

If so... [B]OH SNAP![/B]