Q: How do you get your neighbor's kid to stop riding his ATV on your street? A: Tits. - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Squad;22900349]I didn't say anything about preferring 56 year old tits over others. I simply stated you shouldn't be horrified and refuse to look.[/QUOTE] Yes. Yes I should. [img]http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/2241/grandma53967751.jpg[/img] = [img]http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/6234/eyesr.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Shadow187(FP);22892393]I was expecting something more along the lines of; 12-18 year old riding ATV down street obnoxiously (1), woman distracts the kid by showing tits (2), kid crashes and is seriously injured (3). Got 1/3 right :v:.[/QUOTE] I was thinking the exact same thing. I don't understand why they bring him in though, they are just tits, just about everyone sucks on one as a baby.

[QUOTE=Acesarge;22900510]I was thinking the exact same thing. I don't understand why they bring him in though, they are just tits, just about everyone sucks on one as a baby.[/QUOTE] They're afraid their kids might trip over them.

[QUOTE=Acesarge;22900510]I was thinking the exact same thing. [/QUOTE] So were 45 other people :dance: As for your second part, 56-year old tits are something you look at for hardcore homocide.

Why is it that everytime someone does something in the nude it is always a old man/lady?

[QUOTE=Squad;22900310]Why not? It isn't a bad activity for people to partake in, some kids get lucky and enjoy it early on.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure giving a five year old a fully functioning motorised vehicle isn't the best idea in the world though at least he's kept under adult supervision

[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;22900296]Why the fuck does this kid have an ATV in the first place?[/QUOTE] He must be a hardcore badass.

[QUOTE=Gummylamb;22893109]Do you honestly not like the way girls cover up? Do you honestly want them to walk around with no shirts on? It may make total sense to you because you're a creep, but there are certain people that you care about to the point that you don't want to see them exposed like that. [/QUOTE] What the fuck are you talking about? Nobody is saying that everyone should be nude (or topless) all the time, required by law. It's almost the opposite, that people should [I]not[/I] be required to wear or not to wear anything. If a woman decides to go topless in puplic, then she obviously doesn't care about those creeps you're talking about. I'm honestly shocked by some of the posts in this thread. It's just boobs. If some old lady walked down the street topless, I'd think she was a total weirdo. But an [I]immoral criminal?[/I] Fucking what.

[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;22900954]I'm pretty sure giving a five year old a fully functioning motorised vehicle isn't the best idea in the world though at least he's kept under adult supervision[/QUOTE] They do have several variations of the typical ATV, including youth versions. I had a fully functioning motorized vehicle when I was younger and I was alright. Clearly you teach proper safety to the child and watch them, if they look like they can't handle it you restrict the privilege. It isn't like they gave him a 600cc motorcycle or anything.

I know there's youth ATVs, but still. If it gets to the point where something like this happens, obviously the kid wasn't being responsible with it, and probably should've been restricted more. [editline]01:42PM[/editline] For the record, I just think that 5 is a bit young for stuff like this. 10 isn't so bad though

I'm sorry, did that article say women are allowed to go topless in Canada/Ontario? ROAD TRIP!

[QUOTE=Squad;22900051]I'm tired of kids who always shun tits from people "Oh, that's a fat girl eww boobs." "Eww, old grandma boobs eww" Man up, a tit is a tit. You turn away a 56 year old tit your still gay. It ain't gonna hurt you to see some tits. As my friend Ron White says, "once you've seen one woman naked, you... pretty much wanna see the rest of 'em naked"[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.chrkcheung.com/images/misc/facepalm.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Gummylamb;22892880]I think nakedness being against the rules is fine. I don't see why you guys are so up to making it normal, it makes you guys just seem like perverts.[/QUOTE] No it doesn't, the breasts aren't even related to sex. They are there to feed babies. Calling boobs bad is like calling curse words bad, they're only bad if you make them bad. [editline]02:08PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Squad;22900051]I'm tired of kids who always shun tits from people "Oh, that's a fat girl eww boobs." "Eww, old grandma boobs eww" Man up, a tit is a tit. You turn away a 56 year old tit your still gay. It ain't gonna hurt you to see some tits. As my friend Ron White says, "once you've seen one woman naked, you... pretty much wanna see the rest of 'em naked"[/QUOTE] Or maybe it's not sexuality that has anything to do with it, maybe I'm just not a horny 12 year old that will fuck anything with a hole in it.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;22892911]Not 56 year old tits. Unless your mom is : [IMG]http://momento24.com/en/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Carmen-Bousada-1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] That baby on the right is like "Fuck yeah, tits!"

[QUOTE=MonkeyMan44;22900283]stop being such a generalizing idiot[/QUOTE] Good argument. You really made me see the error in my ways. It's a generalization because it's how the majority is. Obviously I'm not going to use the minority as an example.

At first I was like "I wish I was this kid", then when I saw the woman I vomited. [QUOTE=JDK721;22892745]because christians think nudity is somehow immoral/evil/wrong, etc.[/QUOTE] It's more for decency than religion. Would you like it if your 4 year old saw boobs everywhere he went and soon became a sex-crazed maniac? At a young age, things like boobs can sometimes have deep mental impacts when seen like that. Typically, such exposure so quickly leads to mental scarring. Plus, it wouldn't be very respectful for women to go topless to funerals or weddings.

[QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;22912516]At first I was like "I wish I was this kid", then when I saw the woman I vomited. It's more for decency than religion. Would you like it if your 4 year old saw boobs everywhere he went and soon became a sex-crazed maniac? At a young age, things like boobs can sometimes have deep mental impacts when seen like that. Typically, such exposure so quickly leads to mental scarring. Plus, it wouldn't be very respectful for women to go topless to funerals or weddings.[/QUOTE]Oh no not tits his poor mind is ruined someone put him down. Are you joking

If you let people walk around topless, why not let them walk around with their dicks out I mean afterall, they aren't for sex unless they're erect.

[QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;22912516]At first I was like "I wish I was this kid", then when I saw the woman I vomited. It's more for decency than religion. Would you like it if your 4 year old saw boobs everywhere he went and soon became a sex-crazed maniac? At a young age, things like boobs can sometimes have deep mental impacts when seen like that. Typically, such exposure so quickly leads to mental scarring. Plus, it wouldn't be very respectful for women to go topless to funerals or weddings.[/QUOTE] Actually if the kid saw tits everywhere all the time he'd strart giving less and less of a shit about them. It's like how people go from vomiting at goatse to reading guro with a straight face. [editline]10:26PM[/editline] how many shirtless males do you see at weddings? [editline]10:26PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Gummylamb;22912607]If you let people walk around topless, why not let them walk around with their dicks out I mean afterall, they aren't for sex unless they're erect.[/QUOTE] holy shit are you for real?

[QUOTE=wonkadonk;22892492]holy fuck i did not know this[/QUOTE] God damn another reason to move to Canada.

[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;22912622]Actually if the kid saw tits everywhere all the time he'd strart giving less and less of a shit about them. It's like how people go from vomiting at goatse to reading guro with a straight face. [editline]10:26PM[/editline] how many shirtless males do you see at weddings? [editline]10:26PM[/editline] holy shit are you for real?[/QUOTE] Oh I'm sorry, instead of penis, how's about butt? Let's let people walk around with no butt covering on. Assless chaps and all that, after all, they aren't for sex (not originally anyway, just like breasts) [editline]06:43PM[/editline] Let's see how this pans out when it negatively affects you.

I wouldn't care if someone walked with their ass hanging out. I see it enough already [editline]10:50PM[/editline] [img]http://ybpguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/sag-pants.jpg[/img]

Why [editline]06:50PM[/editline] wtf [editline]06:54PM[/editline] Oh har har [editline]06:55PM[/editline] That's illegal too (in some places I THINK I FORGOT OK), I forgot why. Probably disrespectful/gangs

[QUOTE=Gummylamb;22893044]Probably because no girls want to be topless with a bunch of creepy guys near them[/QUOTE] Sorta like yourself?

[QUOTE=halflambada;22913238]Sorta like yourself?[/QUOTE] And yet here you are trying to fight for girls to be allowed to go outside topless.

[QUOTE=Gummylamb;22913249]And yet here you are trying to fight for girls to be allowed to go outside topless.[/QUOTE] That would be nice aside from the fact that I am gay. :v:

[QUOTE=Gummylamb;22912937]Why [editline]06:50PM[/editline] wtf [editline]06:54PM[/editline] Oh har har [editline]06:55PM[/editline] That's illegal too (in some places I THINK I FORGOT OK), I forgot why. Probably disrespectful/gangs[/QUOTE] It's against dress codes in schools, but so are short skirts/booty shorts, spaghetti straps, and profanity on t-shirts and such, which is cool [editline]11:29PM[/editline] Oh and I'm also not heterosexual, for what it's worth

Why do school dress codes exist?

god what a bitch

[QUOTE=Gummylamb;22913570]Why do school dress codes exist?[/QUOTE] Because school is a place of learning, and students should be expected to present themselves with some degree of professionalism. Or that's the reasoning behind them at least