Man steals phone from Ebola patient at Uganda hospital, gets Ebola - Polidicks

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this isnt karma this is someone contracting fucking ebola and bleeding out of every orifice after taking a relatively worthless phone nobody deserves that shit. as bad as stealing is, it's not equatable to ebola.

[QUOTE=nomad1;37424978]Wow, how ironic... He steals from someone who has ebola and in return he gets ebola.[/QUOTE] Uhhh...? Could you re-word that, I'm not sure I'm grasping this fully. [QUOTE=Bobie;37428010]this isnt karma this is someone contracting fucking ebola and bleeding out of every orifice after taking a relatively worthless phone nobody deserves that shit. as bad as stealing is, it's not equatable to ebola.[/QUOTE] Yeah really, this is quite awful and I don't feel any sense of retribution here or anything. This is going to haunt him, and then he will die. It's not funny. Wow jesus I wish people would stop posting about karma.

Do you wish thieves would get punished in the worst possible way? There's an app for that.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;37425084]How does one get Ebola?[/QUOTE] By living in Uganda.

So, are they actually having any success containing this? Because it doesn't sound like it.

I feel like I have to explain this in every thread. Ebola is contagious if you come into contact with infected body fluids, sweat, spit, puke, shit piss and blood. Most likely there was residual spit on the mouth piece when he stole it.

[QUOTE=Used Car Salesman;37428206]So, are they actually having any success containing this? Because it doesn't sound like it.[/QUOTE] Why contain it?

[QUOTE=nomad1;37424978]Wow, how ironic... [b]He steals from someone who has ebola and in return he gets ebola.[/b][/QUOTE]Thanks, man. I wouldn't have known that if you hadn't told me!

[QUOTE=nomad1;37424978]Wow, how ironic... He steals from someone who has ebola and in return he gets ebola.[/QUOTE] That's not irony...

[QUOTE=Bumbanut;37428369] So...that...it...doesn't spread and kill millions?[/QUOTE] It's a Deus Ex reference.

[QUOTE=Griffster26;37428410]It's a Deus Ex reference.[/QUOTE]Well, shit.

[QUOTE=Griffster26;37428410]It's a Deus Ex reference.[/QUOTE] Thanks, I almost called him a retard.

[QUOTE=Sleepy Head;37424987]Karma at work right there[/QUOTE] in what kind of hell world is stealing a phone justifiably punished by [B]CONTRACTING EBOLA[/B] [editline]27th August 2012[/editline] you fucking psychopath

I can only think of if he spread it to other people while he was in the early stages of infection.

[QUOTE=usaokay;37425037]No one deserves ebola.[/QUOTE] No one gave him anything purposefully, he has no one to blame but himself.

[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;37429865]No one gave him anything purposefully, he has no one to blame but himself.[/QUOTE] Virus stricken nurses who work with ebola patients have no one to blame but themselves either. Except yes, you can blame ebola because the intended purpose for what they're there for isn't to recieve ebola.

Still, the idea of bleeding from every hole in the body is absolutely cringeworthy. And that is apperently being caused by having your inards pretty much being eaten. Horrible.

Steals phone>Gets Ebola. I wouldn't call that karma. :suicide:

[QUOTE=Daemon;37430180]Virus stricken nurses who work with ebola patients have no one to blame but themselves either. Except yes, you can blame ebola because the intended purpose for what they're there for isn't to recieve ebola.[/QUOTE] Ebola isn't exactly sentient, it doesn't decide "Oh man I really want to fuck his day up!", it just does it. You can't blame Ebola for giving a man or those nurses Ebola, it was their choice to steal/ work with Ebola patients. It's not a nice thing at all, but they are the ones who chose that life.

[QUOTE=hexpunK;37430235]Ebola isn't exactly sentient, it doesn't decide "Oh man I really want to fuck his day up!", it just does it. You can't blame Ebola for giving a man or those nurses Ebola, it was their choice to steal/ work with Ebola patients. It's not a nice thing at all, but they are the ones who chose that life.[/QUOTE] Well, let us look at this way. A person who catches ebola living in a ebola stricken country has no one to blame but himself for not taking procautions by moving to a different continent. An earthquake rocking japan isn't the blame because we can't blame unsentient things apparently, it's the people who live there because they knew the risks they were taking... You see what i mean? I guess the conclusion here though is that you can't truly blame yourself for something that involves contrary forces unless the intentions are direct to that force.

I blocked out the horrors of ebola from my head. WHY REMIND ME FAEPOUCH [editline]27th August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Negrul1;37428409]That's not irony...[/QUOTE] By definition of irony, something that occurs that isn't expected, I'm sure he didn't exactly expect to get ebola. So yes, it's irony.

Jesus christ. Poor bastard.

Moral of the story: don't get Ebola.

Hi thief, meet my good friend Karma

For those that want to learn more about Ebola, there's a 47min documentary on it [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miJ57LpN2Lg[/media] It's saddening and terrifying.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;37425084]How does one get Ebola?[/QUOTE] Africa. [editline]28th August 2012[/editline] Also, if you're interested in the disease, read the book, "The Hot Zone." Great book, it's based on (almost or if not 100%) true events.

Forget that this guy contracted Ebola for a minute. Why was he stealing from a hospital (already a massive dick move), but more to the point, why was he stealing from an isolation ward, where people are put because what they have is [I]highly contagious and dangerous[/I].

Jeez, talk about disproportionite retribution.

You know what? As much as I hate petty thiefs, no one deserves having your intestines purée'd while you are still alive. Ebola is the nastiest, most horrifying virus to have, and I would not wish it on anyone.