Australian professor forecasts extinction of humanity (Because of Global Warming) - Polidicks

Australians should be worrying about their more pressing problems, like their monstrous spiders, and monstrous government.

We have the most fucked up scientist, slowest internet, banned everything. What else?

[QUOTE=Wipmuck;22739500]We have the most fucked up scientist, slowest internet, banned everything. What else?[/QUOTE] Killer kangaroos with guns.

pffft... everybody knows we are going to die in 2012 :downs:

[QUOTE=Brillmedal;22737679]ahahahahaha XD wtf>!? it doesnt work like that XD whoever rated me dumb... is dumb. :smug: you don't just 'ban global warming'[/QUOTE] :frog:

I still don't believe in 'global warming'. I'm too grounded on history, facts and laws of the universe.

[QUOTE=Brillmedal;22737679] you don't just 'ban global warming'[/QUOTE] That's the joke

[QUOTE=Brillmedal;22737679]ahahahahaha XD wtf>!? it doesnt work like that XD whoever rated me dumb... is dumb. :smug: you don't just 'ban global warming'[/QUOTE] Sup-par troll, or the most idiotic human being you've encountered in quite a while? You decide.

I don't get why we just don't turn the sun off for a while.

[QUOTE=evilweazel;22740893]I don't get why we just don't turn the sun off for a while.[/QUOTE] According to this, it's been off. It's just getting started [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=949896[/url]

[QUOTE=Brillmedal;22737679]ahahahahaha XD wtf>!? it doesnt work like that XD whoever rated me dumb... is dumb. :smug: you don't just 'ban global warming'[/QUOTE] Here is the joke ---- Here is your head O As you can see, it went right over it. Any questions?

[QUOTE=Master117;22737701]I think this guy is on crack. Humans have an extreme capability for surviving even the most hostile environments.[/QUOTE] "Duh, the Ice Age, whut's that?"

We could always move to Alaska.

[QUOTE=RBM11;22742189]We could always move to Alaska.[/QUOTE] But Palin lives there :ohdear:

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;22742221]But Palin lives there :ohdear:[/QUOTE] She doesn't believe in global warming so she'd go to a rally in Arizona and die of heatstroke.

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;22742221]But Palin lives there :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Alaska is a big place, my friend.

Man-made global warming isn't even real. It's just natural climate change. The earth [i]will[/i] go through ice ages, always. Many governments in the world already well know it (US as well), but still use it so that they have something to debate about, and at the same time attract people who believe in global warming.

cue TH89 to own bitches

Even if the Earth turned into water world, I'm sure [I]some[/I] people would survive. [editline]05:50AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Leaf Runner;22742721]Man-made global warming isn't even real. It's just natural climate change. The earth [i]will[/i] go through ice ages, always. Many governments in the world already well know it (US as well), but still use it so that they have something to debate about, and at the same time attract people who believe in global warming.[/QUOTE] I'm sorry, all I can read is some sort of literary representation of a flatulence. I think you've made some sort of unholy combination of conspiracy theory and conservatism.

[QUOTE=Brillmedal;22737679]ahahahahaha XD wtf>!? it doesnt work like that XD whoever rated me dumb... is dumb. :smug: you don't just 'ban global warming'[/QUOTE] Welcome to my ignore list.

[QUOTE=16bit;22743845]Welcome to my ignore list.[/QUOTE] welcome to mine! nah just kidding, i wanted to be witty

[QUOTE=Leaf Runner;22742721]Man-made global warming isn't even real. It's just natural climate change. The earth [i]will[/i] go through ice ages, always. Many governments in the world already well know it (US as well), but still use it so that they have something to debate about, and at the same time attract people who believe in global warming.[/QUOTE] This here is one of the funniest posts i have seen on this forum.

[QUOTE=Leaf Runner;22742721]Man-made global warming isn't even real. It's just natural climate change. The earth [i]will[/i] go through ice ages, always. Many governments in the world already well know it (US as well), but still use it so that they have something to debate about, and at the same time attract people who believe in global warming.[/QUOTE] Too bad 100% of college papers agree that global warming is being influenced by human industry. Trust me, talk to any doctor in meteorology, and they'll tell you that global warming as a result of human decision is real. And ice ages what. in conclusion: probably a troll.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;22737804]I could hear a million scientists agreeing on this and, for some reason, I just couldn't muster up the care today. Not sure why.[/QUOTE] [img]http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/050/669/original/single_fuck.jpg?1274585020[/img]

[QUOTE=Leaf Runner;22742721]Man-made global warming isn't even real. It's just natural climate change. The earth [I]will[/I] go through ice ages, always. Many governments in the world already well know it (US as well), but still use it so that they have something to debate about, and at the same time attract people who believe in global warming.[/QUOTE] I agree, as I stated in my earlier post. Just as one example, if governments are that worried, hybrid cars wouldn't be treated as a saviour. You'd ban cars outright to stop emmisions completely. We are still in an ice age as well, that's why we have the poles. All the hysteria over the sea levels rising has possibly been proven false after South pacific islands (which have been a focus point for this theory) were proven to have gotten bigger, not smaller. There is nothing to worry about.

[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;22743271]Even if the Earth turned into water world, I'm sure [I]some[/I] people would survive. [editline]05:50AM[/editline] I'm sorry, all I can read is some sort of literary representation of a flatulence. I think you've made some sort of unholy combination of conspiracy theory and conservatism.[/QUOTE] yeah, it's a bit far off... they're actually using it to encourage healthy change. I know i sound like a mad old miner screaming "GOLD!" [QUOTE=billeh!;22746883] And ice ages what. in conclusion: probably a troll.[/QUOTE] well, shit Jedadiah... an iceage is when the world freezes partially over, the poles cover greater landmasses and we all freeze our asses off north of Florida and Italy. [QUOTE=Memobot;22748257] We are still in an ice age as well, that's why we have the poles. All the hysteria over the sea levels rising has possibly been proven false after South pacific islands (which have been a focus point for this theory) were proven to have gotten bigger, not smaller. There is nothing to worry about.[/QUOTE] slow down there, Huck Finn. we're in between ice-ages. our poles are retracted already and that's what's scaring the shit out of everyone... that they then proceed to blame human industry for it is because they don't realize this has happened every thousand years for like ever. it's called mini-warmings and funnily enough, we're on our way into one. you guys do know that in the 1700-1870s we had some of the coldest, cruelest winters we'd seen in a thousand years? from 800-1200 we had the warmest years recorded and then there's the roman warm-period, conveniently at somewhere around 200 B.C. It's, like its big brother (ice age and warmings) a series of action and reaction. it's a cycle, and it always has been. because earths orbit just isn't fixed. I'm getting deeper than i feel like going, but our orbit has a longer pattern besides just circling the sun. some years we pass further away from it (it gets a bit cold) and others, closer (we start crying wolf about CO2). check out historical texts with reference to weather... there's a pattern that tells us how this goes. beyond the "todaye was a fineth weatherth to fucketh" of course. reference to cold and harsh YEARS or warm YEARS. You have this subject in History, Geography and Biology (not sure about that one) during high school... where were you all? stop calling troll or conspiracy theorists and get a grip... This encouraged change doesn't hurt anyone anyway. why not just play along?

[QUOTE=Brillmedal;22737679]ahahahahaha XD wtf>!? it doesnt work like that XD whoever rated me dumb... is dumb. :smug: you don't just 'ban global warming'[/QUOTE] This post gave me cancer. And even if a fucking comet hits earth we won't die, we're worse than fucking roaches like that.

[QUOTE=bravehat;22748922]This post gave me cancer. And even if a fucking comet hits earth we won't die, we're worse than fucking roaches like that.[/QUOTE] as of now, we would. the world is still too torn and egocentric for us to have a chance. give it a few decades or a few centuries and we will have the power.

No, we would survive, the fucking neanerthals achieved it wearing nothing but fucking wolf skins and agriculture. We may be dramatically reduced in number, but we will survive, first world countries have the technology for at least small pockets of people to survive, and hopefully with less of us animals would recover and walk across new ice bridges and we'd have something to hunt. Trust me, if we have evolved the defence mechanisms we already have, we will survive this shit.

[QUOTE=bravehat;22749731]No, we would survive, the fucking neanerthals achieved it wearing nothing but fucking wolf skins and agriculture. We may be dramatically reduced in number, but we will survive, first world countries have the technology for at least small pockets of people to survive, and hopefully with less of us animals would recover and walk across new ice bridges and we'd have something to hunt. Trust me, if we have evolved the defence mechanisms we already have, we will survive this shit.[/QUOTE] Iceages will be survived with no effort at all... we'll move a bit south, insulate houses... all that jazz. we're talking massive meteoroid hit. that's where i think we'll fail. the world is just too petty and split to either bomb it out of the way or agree on a human preservation programme. everyone will go "massive egoist mode".