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Surfer punches shark in the face, rides wave back to shore, fucks five chicks at once.

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[QUOTE=Bad)-(and;22461204]194 deaths in 200 years? Deaths by sharks are even rarer than I thought.[/QUOTE] Those are only the deaths in Australia, I believe.

[QUOTE=Kendra;22461300]Those are only the deaths in Australia, I believe.[/QUOTE] 0.97 deaths a year is still pretty low.

Well, it is one of the rarest ways for a human to die it would seem: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_attack[/url]

[QUOTE=Bad)-(and;22461204]194 deaths in 200 years? Deaths by sharks are even rarer than I thought.[/QUOTE] Hippos kill more people a year than that.

[QUOTE=OvB;22455415]Punching a shark in the face is actually the best thing you can do to avoid being bitten.(if the shark is about to bite you) A good whack to the ampulae of lorenzini would be like hitting the head of an erect penis with a hammer.[/QUOTE] don't ever force that image on me again. :frown:

:aaa:damn

Sounds like an average day in my life.

[QUOTE=zpiscool;22461859]Hippos kill more people a year than that.[/QUOTE] I think soup cans kill more people a year than that. Hell probably even tripping and falling on scissors kills more people.

he also rode the shark back to shore i believe [editline]01:47PM[/editline] whilst eating a snickers bar

[QUOTE=Bad)-(and;22461204]194 deaths in 200 years? Deaths by sharks are even rarer than I thought.[/QUOTE] You can thank Jaws and human paranoia for the demonization of sharks. Sharks don't have a reason to eat us.

[QUOTE=OvB;22463110]You can thank Jaws and human paranoia for the demonetization of sharks. Sharks don't have a reason to eat us.[/QUOTE] I didn't know sharks were used as currency.

[QUOTE=BaconDioxide;22463148]I didn't know sharks were used as currency.[/QUOTE] Gah, spell check fucked it up. Though some older civilizations could have used sharks as currency, it's possible.

[QUOTE=BaconDioxide;22463148]I didn't know sharks were used as currency.[/QUOTE] Really?

[QUOTE=wutanggrenad;22457153]I always wanted to go shark fishing .... with an AK47[/QUOTE] ¨ I read shark fisting :ohdear:

[QUOTE=OvB;22463223]Gah, spell check fucked it up. Though some older civilizations could have used sharks as currency, it's possible.[/QUOTE] I pointed it out in an altogether less dickish way at first, but then I realised the hilarity of the concept of using sharks as currency. :v:

[QUOTE=BaconDioxide;22464423]I pointed it out in an altogether less dickish way at first, but then I realised the hilarity of the concept of using sharks as currency. :v:[/QUOTE] Shit dude, I need about 30 more Makos to make a 1 Hammerhead, then I'll have 100 Great Whites to buy a new fridge, anyone willing to go fishing?

Actually, most sharks won't attack a human unless they're starving. There's no need to practice Shark Stomping just yet, mentlegen.

[QUOTE=Killy_Mcgee;22479458]Shit dude, I need about 30 more Makos to make a 1 Hammerhead, then I'll have 100 Great Whites to buy a new fridge, anyone willing to go fishing?[/QUOTE] Sorry brah I fished but only got 2 basking sharks, and maybe a dozen whale sharks. Recession and all, you know.

[QUOTE=Performual;22457030]he doesn't fuck 5 chicks at once what are you thinking[/QUOTE] Pics doesn't exist. He's a virgin sharker killer.

[QUOTE=evilweazel;22479625]Sorry brah I fished but only got 2 basking sharks, and maybe a dozen whale sharks. Recession and all, you know.[/QUOTE] a dozen whale sharks would actually go for a lot... [editline]11:04PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Strongbad;22479540]Actually, most sharks won't attack a human unless they're starving. There's no need to practice Shark Stomping just yet, mentlegen.[/QUOTE] There are no shark attacks, only shark accidents. A shark has no business eating a human. Most "attacks" are ether provoked by the human, a case of mistaken identity, or a test bite (don't tell me your cat or dog has never gently bitten you) Problem is, when your a 14 foot tiger shark with serrated teeth, a gentle bite can turn deadly. Not to mention a sharks mouth is a pitri dish of bacteria. If you're lucky enough to survive a bite, you still have a battle to fight with the infections that will almost always follow.

[QUOTE=Skyhawk;22455691]Or a bulldozer to the penis :ohdear:[/QUOTE] What's the difference between getting your cock or brain bulldozed? :smug:

Shark: "excuse me sir, this is my board"

shark you fuck, i am surfing to try

This thread is fucking win.

I had a dream a shark bit my leg so i shoved my pointer fingers into its eyes and dragged it onto the shore.

More people are killed by something related to coconuts each year.

[quote]He gave it a good whack he reckons, a good punch and that doesn't surprise me knowing Mick," witness Lee Cummuskey told ABC.[/quote] [quote]...me knowing Mick," witness Lee Cummuskey...[/quote] [quote]Lee [b]Cummuskey[/B][/quote] :smug:

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