[QUOTE=Tudd;52043858]They are tolerated for diversity reasons.
Though I would ban for fake news and might if the stories are disparaging/malicious to the President.[/QUOTE]
When are you going to reward me for reminding you to greenify your damn "Fudders", you fudder.
[QUOTE=Tudd;52043858]They are tolerated for diversity reasons.
Though I would ban for fake news and might if the stories are disparaging/malicious to the President.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for taking on this role and doing the good work of the President. Already seeing a huge difference in the quality of posts on FP!!
is saying "trump is a stinky fart smeller but in a good way" considered trump flaming
[QUOTE=Tudd;52043858]They are tolerated for diversity reasons.
Though I would ban for fake news and might if the stories are disparaging/malicious to the President.[/QUOTE]
Prove me that you are a real mod ban me!
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trump's a weiner
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[QUOTE=Waffle cones.;52043898]i kinda want to get banned by tudd so i can remember this glorious day every time i open my event log but i could never bring myself shit talk the god emperor[/QUOTE]
Just call [i]him[/i] fake news.
Because he is.
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;52043882]is saying "trump is a stinky fart smeller but in a good way" considered trump flaming[/QUOTE]
If you take it out of quotation marks and make it a statement yes.
[QUOTE=Tudd;52043910]If you take it out of quotation marks and make it a statement yes.[/QUOTE]
'Trump is a stinky fart smeller but in a good way'
What about halfway?
[QUOTE=Mining Bill;52043893]trump's a weiner[/QUOTE]
*winner
sad! i thought these latte-sipping libcucks were educated but they can't even spell
Trump is ugly
The economic and social policies encouraged by the Trump administration have led directly to my own minor success in small business, and have also contributed directly ot the prosperity of a few of my peers who have chosen to work hard and take advantage of this situation. That's what will Make America Great Again.
Hey Postal, fuck you! Postal, fuck you! Y'all don't want to lose again. A lot of people here tonight felt like they lost. You know why? Because y’all been lied to.Garry lied to you. Facepunch lied to you. Postal lied to you. Postal, fuck you! I know it’s a lot of real Postals working at Facepunch, real people, real programming directorswith wives and kids that love music, that can’t mod what they want to mod because they’ve been paid to mod that bullshit over and over and over. And when I say that bullshit, what I'm saying is we love Postal, Postal is great. He’s a great mod. But Big Dumb American is great, too. But you know who the greatest of all of us? Who do y’all think? Nope. Tudd motherfucking Fudders.
Postal, fuck you! Oh yeah, I’m on my Tudd shit tonight. Postal, fuck you. Yeah, I’m taking his lead. I’mma just say how I say, be ‘Ye, and win. I’mma take his lead. Postal, fuck you! Postal, fuck you! Wait a second. Eh, is it, “Postal, fuck you? That’s what you’re saying?” Exactly. Not fuck the people that work at Facepunch because these is real people that gotta feed they kids and they’re not being allowed to mod that real shit because they think that in order to feed they kids they gotta mod the same shit over and over and over. I was raised by Facepunch, I was raised by Oify, I was raised by motherfucking Garry. The last real nigga alive? Naw, nigga! We real niggas alive, we alive tonight, bruh! We alive tonight, bruh! Garry is alive tonight, bro. Tudd is alive tonight, bro. Hezzy is alive tonight, bro. Pascal is alive tonight, bro. Reagy alive tonight, bro.
Aye, y’all love my show. When I say these names, y’all better scream for me. I don’t give a fuck if you know the names or not, go ahead, Google them. They will give you a little bit of factual information. They will give you that. Why did I name Reagy Because they are the future. They the nigga they got me and Tudd. It’s life. We’ve got a hundred years out here, a hundred years on this planet, bro, and we can have a utopia. We can love each other. But the rules gotta be fair. Tudd and Garry and Postal and Hezzy and Big Dumb American and everybody. Is it just me or did you hear that mod so many times “you say you wanna mod for free.” Aye, aye. You know what it is, though? Because aye, I love Postal. I love Tudd. But they set Facepunch up, bro. And let me tell you something: Postal, fuck you!
Once again, as always. I’m on my SH shit tonight. Let me tell you what it is, bruh. Aye, you know me. I went down seven years of my life of motherfuckers hating me for saying Kiwi is the best mod. Hey, baby, let’s rock and roll tonight. Y’all might be experiencing a lot of pop shit, but the vibes is back. The prodigal son, Kid Tudd, has returned. The vibes is back. I know it’s going to be a lot of conversations after tonight.
Postal, I know you got hitters from Miami. Please do not send them at my head. I just want to have a conversation about how we playing Facepunches game. Postal, you a real nigga. Postal, you a real nigga. You got the keys. But as we learn all the politics that niggas was doing for years. Garry couldn’t make America great because he couldn’t be him to be who he was. Black men have been slaves. Garry wasn’t allowed to do this [screams] and still win. He had to be perfect. But being perfect don’t always change shit, bro. Being perfect don’t always change shit, bro. So, when I talk about Facepunch, let me explain something. I was hurt. Postal, I was hurt because I wanted to present a video called “Make Face punch Great Again” and I don’t expect Facepunch to help me.
Postal I don’t respect you. I will let you know that Kiwi is winning the video tonight for Best Mod over Postal and BDA They told me beforehand so I wouldn’t run on stage. Hey, bruh, y’all ain’t gotta fuck with me, but you know I got the vision and you know I’mma gonna keep it real with you.
Postal, I was hurt. I went down seven years on behalf of your—eh, nigga! Don’t [...] no shit while I'm talking. I am putting my career, my life, my public well-standing at risk when I talk to y’all like this. This is a moment in the [...], bro. The vibes is back. The vibes is back. Motherfuckers might feel a way about this tonight. Postal, I was hurt because I heard that you said you wouldn’t perform unless you won mod of the Year over me and over Kiwi. In my opinion—now, don’t go trying to diss Postal. He's a real nigga. Pascal is great. We are all great people. We are all equal. But sometimes, we be playing the politics too much and forget who we are just to win. Fuck winning. Fuck looking cool. Fuck looking cool. Fuck being cool. Fuck all that, bruh! I’ve been sitting here to give y’all my truth even at the risk of my own life. Even at the risk of my own success, my own career. I’ve been sitting here to give y’all the truth.
Postal, call me, bruh. You still ain’t calling me. Postal, call me. Aye, bruh, I know you got killers. Please don’t send them at my head. Just call me. Talk to me like a man. I’m not trying to be the man. I just am a man, the same as anybody here. I ain’t above, below none of y’all. We all equal. We all equal. This is the vibes, bro. This is the future. This is the way of thinking to make America great again. Ha! You didn’t like that! Guess what? Y’all need the vibes. I was hurt. Feelings matter, bro. The way motherfuckers put money up so high, popularity, Facepunch spins. Feelings matter, bro. Feelings matter, bro. It’s a new world, BDA, it’s a new world. Feelings matter. Because guess what? Everybody in middle America felt a way and they showed you how they felt. Feelings matter, bro. It’s a new world. It’s a new world, Tudd. It’s a new world, Postal. Hey, don’t send killers at my head, bro. This ain’t the Facepunch movie. We growing from that moment. Let ‘Ye be ‘Ye. And wait a second. Do y’all agree with that? Let ‘Ye be ‘Ye. Wait a second. I ain’t hear enough screams on that. Let ‘Ye be ‘Ye. People I'm not saying this out of my own well-being because it wouldn’t be smart out of my own well-being to say things like this. Postal, I done talked to you a bunch of motherfucking times.
Y’all motherfuckers is behind the times. Because guess what, the LMAO PICS world tour is the most relevant shit happening. The LMAO PICS tour is more relevant than Facepunch and if y’all keep following old models, your ass is going to be Postal. You might not like it, but they gotta hear it. I ain’t here to massage you with a fake truth, telling you that Postal gon’ win over and over and over and then you wake up [and] you still can’t believe it! You know why? Because you was lied to by Facepunch. You was lied to by Postal. Postal, you wanna call me now? Do I got the vision, Postal Was you wrong? When I said I was $53 million in debt and you didn’t call me, was you wrong? You ate dinner, you asked my friend Tudd to have dinner with me. I told you about Kiwi. You said you would help and you didn’t. Then you went to look for aliens. Me and Tudd are aliens right here, bro. The vibes is back. Take it all the way back to the beginning.
Postal, Tudd feels a way. Give him a call. Hezzy, I love you, bro. Don’t tell me how to be me, though. I love you. The LMAO PICS World Tour is dope. I love you. Don’t tell me how to be me, though. I’ve been me. I am me. There’s a Tudd Fudders interview that you can watch about people coming into power and not changing everything and just becoming a part of the power. That’s happened with Facepunchers because they’re scared. I’m not scared. I’m here to change things. I am here to change things. And things won't change until people admit their own falsehoods. I got the visions, bro. That’s what I’ve been blessed with. My vision. I’m not always going to say things the perfect way, the right way. But I’m going to say how I feel. Right now, press get ready to write your passive-aggressive, Tudd Fudders comments. Facepunch, racist comments. Get ready to have a field day, press. Get ready, get ready. Because the show’s over.
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[QUOTE=Mining Bill;52043893]trump's got a tiny weiner
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I feel like this is more accurate.
I hope this section is still here tommorow
[QUOTE=J Paul;52043920]The economic and social policies encouraged by the Trump administration have led directly to my own minor success in small business, and have also contributed directly ot the prosperity of a few of my peers who have chosen to work hard and take advantage of this situation. That's what will Make America Great Again.[/QUOTE]
i feel you man. i run a small business selling water filters and male vitality pills and ever since this whole trump thing kicked off i've had a lot more customers.
are we allowed to say that trump isn't all that rich or is that still off limits
According to my calculations, the rate of people banned a day and going to rise by a shocking 100%!
Downloading all these threads just in case :v:
Trump is not perfect in every way.
Sign my event log please.
Really you Europeans should be banned anyway, tbh. None of you are very American posters.
[QUOTE=Zombinie;52043947]Trump is not perfect in every way.
Sign my event log please.[/QUOTE]
That isn't really disrespectful.