‘War will see Japan under radioactive clouds before any country’ – N. Korean state media - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Eva-1337;52183872]As a country, we should honestly start counter-shit-posting back at North Korea. Like, seriously, they can do it with ZERO repercussions, why not the rest of us? Show a skit of Uncle Sam taking a literal poop on North Korea and send it over there. Take bets on seeing how red tubby's little fat face can get.[/QUOTE] Provoking an entire country that is demonstrably unstable seems like a bad idea

[QUOTE=Eva-1337;52183872]As a country, we should honestly start counter-shit-posting back at North Korea. Like, seriously, they can do it with ZERO repercussions, why not the rest of us? Show a skit of Uncle Sam taking a literal poop on North Korea and send it over there. Take bets on seeing how red tubby's little fat face can get.[/QUOTE] Easy, we just make /pol/'s post box a channel to NK's press

You see Kimmy, you can't go around making threats about nuking other countries when you can't even get your firecrackers over there in the first place.

Good luck with that. Why just Japan, though? What about threats towards South Korea or China, hmm?

It's like they are sending diplomatic insults to everyone, hoping someone will declare war on them so they don't get a warmonger penalty. [sp]sorry[/sp]

[QUOTE=daigennki;52185019]Good luck with that. Why Japan, though? What about threats towards South Korea or China, hmm?[/QUOTE] Do you have any understanding of the history between North Korea and yours?

[QUOTE=download;52185182]Do you have any understanding of the history between North Korea and yours?[/QUOTE] Of course I do. I am just saying that Japan is not the only country that has especially bad relations with North Korea.

Can we just take him out now or are we all going to sit around while this guy says he's going to drop a nuke on everyone until one day he actually finally does We all going to feel pretty stupid then

If we go to war with North Korea I will eat whatever the spiciest food Korea has to offer and video it, and I can't wash it down with anything. Or I get a perma. :toxx: :toxx:

[QUOTE=daigennki;52185196]Of course I do. I am just saying that Japan is not the only country that has especially bad relations with North Korea.[/QUOTE] Well Japan is also very close to the America, and the West in general. They're still technically in a war with South Korea.

If I were Japan I wouldn't take this shit lightly

Knowing my luck this'll all kick off when I'm out there in june.

[QUOTE=bilbasio;52183511]How fucked up would it be if the only country that got nuked twice in history was Japan.[/QUOTE] technically this would be the third time :v:

[QUOTE=Citrus705;52185375]If I were Japan I wouldn't take this shit lightly[/QUOTE] I think underestimating them would not be the best answer, a nuke is still a nuke, it could devastate a lot of people and since Japan is an economic power house the damage could domino to many other country

Didn't North Korea also threaten China?

[QUOTE=Megadave;52185265]If we go to war with North Korea I will eat whatever the spiciest food Korea has to offer and video it, and I can't wash it down with anything. Or I get a perma. :toxx: :toxx:[/QUOTE] I don't know if this is wise lol, toxxes can be pretty risky

[QUOTE=Citrus705;52185375]If I were Japan I wouldn't take this shit lightly[/QUOTE] Okay, and what did you plan to do with your underequiped and undermanned military and your almost non-existant force projection and severly limited offensive capabilities? :buddy: Relevant: [Media]https://youtu.be/5TEvacFETvM[/media]

[QUOTE=El Burro;52183036]It is an empty threat, don't let that shit haired pudgy gimp in Pyongyang deter you from travelling.[/QUOTE] Oh no it won't. In fact I wanted to take a language course in college, until such a class does not exist so I'm looking for alternatives.

[QUOTE=MissZoey;52182764]Can we all agree North Korea was straight up savage with this tho?[/QUOTE] That's a low blow. We only dropped the nukes because they wouldn't surrender. We had pretty much no other choice! They were literally training their children to fight with pitchforks, etc. More Japanese (and Americans) would have died if we invaded conventionally. Even after the first bomb, they still didn't surrender! They basically said "Hah, bet you won't do it again!" and we had to do it again. That is completely different. They provoked America's response with the Pearl Harbor attack. They also continuously ignored our constant requests for surrender because the Emperor would have been removed or something, even after countless bombings. Hell, they didn't even know how destructive the nukes were. THIS is a fucking piece of shit dictator going around threatening people that don't agree with him. If he DOES actually attack, I hope he gets what he deserves. I'm not one who supports nuclear weapons or actively condones the usage of them. [url]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Mutual_Cooperation_and_Security_between_the_United_States_and_Japan[/url] We agreed to protect Japan. An attack on Japan is the same as an attack on the US homeland. A nuclear attack on Japan completely justifies a nuclear response in my opinion. I wouldn't shed a tear for North Korea's leaders. Really unsettled, tbh. Japan did NOTHING to North Korea AFAIK. They're only being targeted because they're within somewhat easy reach to N.K.'s short range weapons, compared to USA, etc. To North Korea, Japan is just "An opportunity to use a nuclear weapon" and that's honestly sad.

[QUOTE=Toybasher;52197056] [B] Really unsettled, tbh. Japan did NOTHING to North Korea AFAIK. They're only being targeted because they're within somewhat easy reach to N.K.'s short range weapons, compared to USA, etc. To North Korea, Japan is just "An opportunity to use a nuclear weapon" and that's honestly sad.[/B][/QUOTE] Wat. Japan literally had control of all of Korea from 1910 until 1945. And they did a lot [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korea_under_Japanese_rule#Forced_laborers_and_comfort_women"]of bad shit[/URL] to [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korea_under_Japanese_rule#Removal_and_return_of_historical_artifacts"]them.[/URL] I mean obviously North Korea can fuck off but... I wouldn't be surprised if the Japanese never apologised, considering the continued dislike between South Koreans and Japanese people.

[QUOTE=The Ultimate;52182739][i]How are they allowed to keep making threats like this?[/i][/QUOTE] Because it's like getting threatened by Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern show Or at least that's how the world governments treat it

[QUOTE=Megadave;52185265]If we go to war with North Korea I will eat whatever the spiciest food Korea has to offer and video it, and I can't wash it down with anything. Or I get a perma. :toxx: :toxx:[/QUOTE] That would probably just be a spoonfull of Gochujang [img]http://www.seriouseats.com/images/2012/02/20120301-194772-gojuchang-korean-chile-paste.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=BlackMageMari;52201435]Wat. Japan literally had control of all of Korea from 1910 until 1945. And they did a lot [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korea_under_Japanese_rule#Forced_laborers_and_comfort_women"]of bad shit[/URL] to [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korea_under_Japanese_rule#Removal_and_return_of_historical_artifacts"]them.[/URL] I mean obviously North Korea can fuck off but... I wouldn't be surprised if the Japanese never apologised, considering the continued dislike between South Koreans and Japanese people.[/QUOTE] Japan harbouring the bases of NK's arch nemesis is the main criterion AFAIK.