[QUOTE=AaronM202;51139349]Every time they stab someone they honk.
Beware.[/QUOTE]
"why have you stabbed me funny man?"
*honk honk*
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;51140827]Muncie, Indiana?[/QUOTE]
Yep. Read about in the paper here at Ball State.
My girlfriend was actually afraid to walk to her car this morning after she read about one of these fuckers being sighted in her town.
I hope this doesn't spread down to Texas. On the other hand Texans are not afraid to shoot at things.
It seems to me that there are so many of these sightings it has been getting kind of hard to keep track of them all. I see a spare headline here and there in SH but maybe if we had some type of megathread or similar we could keep all the clown knowledge in one place. A clown war room, perhaps?
[QUOTE=eomsten;51142434]It seems to me that there are so many of these sightings it has been getting kind of hard to keep track of them all. I see a spare headline here and there in SH but maybe if we had some type of megathread or similar we could keep all the clown knowledge in one place. A clown war room, perhaps?[/QUOTE]
I support this.
[QUOTE=eomsten;51142434]It seems to me that there are so many of these sightings it has been getting kind of hard to keep track of them all. I see a spare headline here and there in SH but maybe if we had some type of megathread or similar we could keep all the clown knowledge in one place. A clown war room, perhaps?[/QUOTE]
And with a honk of my nose, your wish shall be granted
I have no qualms about shooting a clown roaming in the woods. None at all.
Here in washington we already have clowns
They're called SJW's
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;51142846]What about the fact that clowns are simply human beings dressed up in silly outfits[/QUOTE]
What? Dude, clowns and humans are completely different species. A clown is comprised mostly of seltzer water and funny bones. Completely different from us.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;51142846]What about the fact that clowns are simply human beings dressed up in silly outfits[/QUOTE]
Are you some sort of clown lover?
A clown is my friend.
A clown will not bite me and throw me in the basement.
A clown is not a giant spider.
[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;51142387]I hope this doesn't spread down to Texas. On the other hand Texans are not afraid to shoot at things.[/QUOTE]
Texan here, will shoot clowns on sight
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;51142846]What about the fact that clowns are simply human beings dressed up in silly outfits[/QUOTE]
not when one stabbed a person and multiple are jumping near cars to scare people
[QUOTE=Grenadiac;51142893]Texan here, will shoot clowns on sight[/QUOTE]
Wouldn't the Texan breed of clown have guns too? That honk when they pull the trigger?
[QUOTE=Humblebumbled;51142576]Here in washington we already have clowns
They're called SJW's[/QUOTE]
This literally has nothing to do with the thread, congratulations.
How did this even start?
Was it the spooky clown pranks?
[QUOTE=Daemon White;51143043]How did this even start?
Was it the spooky clown pranks?[/QUOTE]
some kids found a old, funny-looking car deep in the woods of south carolina and decided to open it up and see what was inside. they were never seen again, and the sightings of those clowns have been spreading
[QUOTE=Flapjacks;51143012]Wouldn't the Texan breed of clown have guns too? That honk when they pull the trigger?[/QUOTE]
Yeah but. All that will come out is a BANG flag.
i'm now reading that this is not the first time that there has been a rash of inexplicable clown sightings. there's been some back in the 80s, 90s, and mid-2000s, as well
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;51143052]some kids found a old, funny-looking car deep in the woods of south carolina and decided to open it up and see what was inside. they were never seen again, and the sightings of those clowns have been spreading[/QUOTE]
Shit they disturbed the hive. Only way to stop them now is to kill the queen clown. With the telepathic link to their matriarch severed they will be reduced to mindless husks, performing at children's parties and drinking heavily at night in their apartments.
:v what a dangerous prank
some clown is going to get shot or stabbed
I wonder if this will ever end. I hope not, frankly. Yes, I'm a sadist.
i'm going to blame dmpranks' clown scare pranks on this
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;51143073]i'm now reading that this is not the first time that there has been a rash of inexplicable clown sightings. there's been some back in the 80s, 90s, and mid-2000s, as well[/QUOTE]
I require sources because what the [I]fuck[/I]
a clown step up to me and he aint gettin no cream pie in his face, he's gettin a mf bullet. i aint with that funny business, real talk.
I can't wait for "Creepy Clown Pranks: In The Hood (Gone Sexual)"
Trust me.
I just think it's ridiculous: people are being arrested simply for wearing clown costumes.
This entire situation is just one big gag, right? We're all just having a laugh at America's expense, right?
God bless this nation.
The US is late on the joke, we had this a few years back, turned himself in though.
[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-24295046[/url]
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