The FBI Might Cut Off the Internet For Millions of People on March 8th - Polidicks

Hahaha, the amount of money this will cost people compared to how little it will prevent similar worms from coming back afterwards is hilarious.

[QUOTE=Deiru;34735366]Sorry, it's how I always type. Not really sure why, I talk like it too.[/QUOTE] Let us set up an analogy between [U][B]your[/B][/U] [I]brain[/I] and [U][B]your[/B][/U] [I]computer[/I] before I state my [I]proposition[/I], so that I may answer the [I]question[/I] you are [I]asking yourself[/I]: [QUOTE=Deiru;34735366]Sorry, it's how I always type. Not really sure why, I talk like it too.[/QUOTE] Your [I]brain[/I] or [I]processor[/I] is waiting for a very slow output or[I] I/O [/I]function (a.k.a. handwriting, keyboard typing etc). This [I]differential problem[/I] occurs in computing [B][U]-->[/U][/B] [I]humans[/I] are [I]biological computers[/I] [B][U]=>[/U][/B] this [I]differential problem[/I] occurs in [I]humans[/I].

[QUOTE=toaster468;34733898]Cool where do I get it?[/QUOTE] Download anything from The Pirate Bay with very few seeders, a lot of comments saying "VIRUS! don't download" and is under 10-20MB. [editline]19th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=werner;34736105]Proud to be Estonian ![/QUOTE] bastard [editline]19th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Murkrow;34747718]ComboFix. It's the antivirus equivalent of carpet bombing everything.[/QUOTE] Wrong. ComboFix is the hydrogen bomb. MalwareBytes, carpet bombing, Avast, machinegunner, and RKill, sniper. These are the weapons of [sp]malware[/sp] warfare

I hope Apple got infected.

[QUOTE=blackfire88;34766427]I hope Apple got infected.[/QUOTE] Congratulations! You've received the Facepunch medal for The Most Obscure & Stereotypical Apple Hate-Post of 2012! We will be issuing you a grant! In iPhones.

ya i rmember wehn my copmuter got a virus t was this 1 i couldnt play farmville anymore any help@ i tried registry cleaner 2011 it dint work

My computer has more viruses than a Hooker has STD's Guess it's time for a clean up

I just got an access restricted for trying to get on FP. It allowed me to come on after doing a captcha. I'm pretty sure the FBI gave me that message since it talked about everything this thread said.

[QUOTE=Professer Trall;34774845]I just got an access restricted for trying to get on FP. It allowed me to come on after doing a captcha. I'm pretty sure the FBI gave me that message since it talked about everything this thread said.[/QUOTE] Some kind of scanner probably detected a malicious link by some kind of user, I had to do a captcha too

[QUOTE=Professer Trall;34774845]I just got an access restricted for trying to get on FP. It allowed me to come on after doing a captcha. I'm pretty sure the FBI gave me that message since it talked about everything this thread said.[/QUOTE] No. That is Cloudflare and absolutely different reason. How the fuck can you be so dumb.

[QUOTE=Liem;34767965]My computer has more viruses than a Hooker has STD's Guess it's time for a clean up[/QUOTE] How many pop-ups a day would you get on average?

[QUOTE=tratzzz;34774986]No. That is Cloudflare and absolutely different reason. How the fuck can you be so dumb.[/QUOTE] Because I know nothing about computers other then how to play games and browse the internet?

Does anyone remember a virus/worm a few years back where it would set your pc to shutdown in a minute or so the moment you tried to use certian applications such as internet exploerer?

Well fuck i'm going to be bored out of my mind on the 8th then.