• Holy Water Dumped on Athiest Teacher
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[QUOTE=Jacam12SUX;22174385][release] "If we are going to ban talking to students about God, then the atheists should also be banned from telling kids there is no God," said the Rev. Kirby Thurston.[/release][/QUOTE] I have never seen a preaching Atheist.
[QUOTE=Ezhik;22174738][IMG]http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/5573/addiscartoonpp4.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Lets all post comics that have nothing to due with the thread besides the word religion.
[QUOTE=shakadamus;22179364]I have never seen a preaching Atheist.[/QUOTE] Hes not an atheist, hes a reverend....
[QUOTE=Mexican;22174515]Ironically the teacher thinks it's special water because it's holy water, even though according to her beliefs it's regular water.[/QUOTE] No, but it could technically be classified as assault here in Canada.
[QUOTE=Sirdangolot5;22178733]I can't stand atheist zealotry. I mean if you're going to rise an intellectual step above the crowd and deny the existence of a benevolent God, you shouldn't act like fundamentalists if you want any credibility. I don't really think religion should be a part of the curriculum (atheism or christianity or anything else) except in a historical context. Science classes should ignore Genesis just like they ignore the Bhagavad Gita, and if students want to believe something else then that's their own perogative.[/QUOTE] how can atheism be part of any curriculum just try and tell me how they would word that into any textbook and why
I'd have started writhing in pain and screaming like my skin was boiling off just for giggles
[QUOTE=Jzzb;22179528]I'd have started writhing in pain and screaming like my skin was boiling off just for giggles[/QUOTE] I'd have whipped around and punched them in the fucking throat. Most likely in a very spazzy, "holy shit I just got drenched in cold ass water fuck me fuck" way.
[QUOTE=Valdor;22174447]Good idea, I'll get some evolution and pour it on a christian. :downs:[/QUOTE] To battle!
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;22179550]I'd have whipped around and punched them in the fucking throat. Most likely in a very spazzy, "holy shit I just got drenched in cold ass water fuck me fuck" way.[/QUOTE] I kinda doubt it.
I'd be pissed the fuck off if someone dumped water on me. After they explained it was holy water I'd be doubly pissed off at the insult.
[QUOTE=Pantz76;22179436]Hes not an atheist, hes a reverend....[/QUOTE] I know, my point was he's saying that Atheist shouldn't be allowed to talk about there beliefs in Schools and to the best of my Knowledge they don't anyway.
[QUOTE=Sirdangolot5;22178733][b]I can't stand atheist zealotry. I mean if you're going to rise an intellectual step above the crowd and deny the existence of a benevolent God, you shouldn't act like fundamentalists if you want any credibility.[/b] I don't really think religion should be a part of the curriculum (atheism or christianity or anything else) except in a historical context. Science classes should ignore Genesis just like they ignore the Bhagavad Gita, and if students want to believe something else then that's their own perogative.[/QUOTE] Implying there's atheist fundamentalism here in this thread.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;22174430]Militant Atheist rage incoming. Prepare for thousands of teenagers advocating genocide.[/QUOTE] I think you'll find it's Religions that used to allow and WANT such violence.
[QUOTE=xDrTran;22179702]I think you'll find it's Religions that talk of such violence.[/QUOTE] I think you'll find you just got inadvertently trolled.
[QUOTE=bravehat;22179714]I think you'll find you just got trolled.[/QUOTE] Cool?
[QUOTE=Jzzb;22179528]I'd have started writhing in pain and screaming like my skin was boiling off just for giggles[/QUOTE] I'd fall on the floor and start shouting satanic-sounding things.
[QUOTE=Sirdangolot5;22178733]I can't stand atheist zealotry. I mean if you're going to rise an intellectual step above the crowd and deny the existence of a benevolent God, you shouldn't act like fundamentalists if you want any credibility.[/QUOTE] Because getting pissed off at someone who assaulted you is [i]zealotry[/i]. [editline]09:04AM[/editline] [QUOTE=evlbzltyr;22179943]I'd fall on the floor and start shouting satanic-sounding things.[/QUOTE] Do you do that every time you get wet just in case? Holy water doesn't feel different, you can't tell which you've been sprayed with.
[QUOTE]Do you do that every time you get wet just in case? Holy water doesn't feel different, you can't tell which you've been sprayed with.[/QUOTE] They're clearly different, seeing as one has a Cross dipped in it and the other doesn't, GOD. (Geddit?) :ohdear:
[QUOTE=BusterBluth;22179575]I kinda doubt it.[/QUOTE] This isn't a matter of me being a badass. This is a matter of my getting fucking drenched with holy water and reflexively whipping around.
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;22179550]I'd have whipped around and punched them in the fucking throat. Most likely in a very spazzy, "holy shit I just got drenched in cold ass water fuck me fuck" way.[/QUOTE] Aren't you a cute little internet tough guy.
[QUOTE=xDrTran;22179725]Cool?[/QUOTE] Correction, I think you'll find you replied seriously to a post so obviously sarcastic it's amazing how you couldn't notice it.
[QUOTE=capslock;22180453]Correction, I think you'll find you replied seriously to a post so obviously sarcastic it's amazing how you couldn't notice it.[/QUOTE] What I find amazing, is how people expect others to understand sarcasm over the Internet with TEXT. But, to each their own.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;22180410]Because getting pissed off at someone who assaulted you is [i]zealotry[/i]. [editline]09:04AM[/editline] Do you do that every time you get wet just in case? Holy water doesn't feel different, you can't tell which you've been sprayed with.[/QUOTE] Well for it to be holy water you have to say "it's holy water" and bless it. "Rules" say a priest needs to bless the water for it to be holy, but [B]it's technically holy water as long as you say it's holy water[/B] :v:.
[QUOTE=xDrTran;22180463]What I find amazing, is how people expect others to understand sarcasm over the Internet with TEXT. But, to each their own.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.fwi.co.uk/blogs/lincolnshire-farming-blog/sarc%20mark.jpg[/img]
florida is such a shithole lol but whatever shit like this happens all the time down here
[QUOTE=xDrTran;22180463]What I find amazing, is how people expect others to understand sarcasm over the Internet with TEXT. But, to each their own.[/QUOTE] If you can't see how atheists advocating genocide over religion would be ironic and straight out stupid, I truly feel sorry for you.
I'm an atheist but i don't go around shouting "god does not exist". It's their religion, they can be stupid about it whatever they want. yet, some keep looking for ways to confront atheists with whatever stupidity they have on their mind.
[QUOTE=stone555;22174417] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL] [URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=j7GJcKuVGm8[/URL] Oh hey, it's called separation of church and state.[/QUOTE] Oh hey, seperation of church and state is stupid. Why? Because Atheism IS a religion and there IS a [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atheism/]Church of Atheism.[/url]
[QUOTE=Elexar;22180601]I'm an atheist but i don't go around shouting "god does not exist". It's their religion, they can be stupid about it whatever they want. yet, some keep looking for ways to confront atheists with whatever stupidity they have on their mind.[/QUOTE] I really don't see any reason to go around promoting / denying the existence of a deity. It's a waste of time and energy.
[QUOTE=stone555;22174417] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL] [URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=j7GJcKuVGm8[/URL] Oh hey, it's called separation of church and state.[/QUOTE] Oh hey, seperation of church and state is stupid. Why? Because Atheism IS a religion and there IS a [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atheism]Church of Atheism.[/url]
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