Porn is what won the Bluray vs HD-DVD battle, not a surprise that they are going to start adopting the next thing in video technology.
4000/10
Would watch
4k @ 50fps on an 80inch monitor, with six motorized fleshlights and a massive tank of lubrication, inside the Masturbatorium.
It's ok guys
At least you can't smell it :quagmire:
[QUOTE=SCopE5000;42555690]4k @ 50fps on an 80inch monitor, with six motorized fleshlights and a massive tank of lubrication, inside the Masturbatorium.[/QUOTE]
then it malfunctions and you're now stuck. the motorized fleshlights keep going and you end up cumming yourself to death.
[QUOTE=PredGD;42555904]then it malfunctions and you're now stuck. the motorized fleshlights keep going and you end up cumming yourself to death.[/QUOTE]
sounds hot
[QUOTE=PredGD;42555904]then it malfunctions and you're now stuck. the motorized fleshlights keep going and you end up cumming yourself to death.[/QUOTE]
I bet he didn't see that cumming.
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;42553412]see all the make-up and airbrushing![/QUOTE]
I like how they tried to color correct the video so it didn't look ridiculous.
It looks ridiculous.
[QUOTE=Erasus;42554837][img]http://puu.sh/4SpZZ.jpg[/img]
Hell yeah.[/QUOTE]
Put up a link and get rid of the pic, you're gonna get arrested for porn :v:
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;42553360]Now you can see the mans ass hair in full HD![/QUOTE]
I want to be able to see the man's brains through his nostrils during every 30-second close-up of his face.
[QUOTE=SCopE5000;42555690]4k @ 50fps on an 80inch monitor, with six motorized fleshlights and a massive tank of lubrication, inside the [b]Masturbatorium.[/b][/QUOTE]
I see you favor the [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B489CYtEGS8&feature=youtu.be&t=33s]Roman term[/url].
[QUOTE=Sector 7;42560400]I want to be able to see the man's brains through his nostrils during every 30-second close-up of his face.[/QUOTE]
I want to be able to see the hint of sadness and disatisfaction with life on the actresses' face behind the quarter inch of makeup.
[QUOTE=Uber|nooB;42554874]one time me and my flatmates watched [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_(2005_film)"]Pirates[/url], but after the first few sex scenes we just started skipping them and watching the whole thing for the story
it was an interesting new take on porn[/QUOTE]
My friend and I did that with a Star Trek: The Next Generation porn, once.
Why more directors don't just keep the girls natural is beyond me. I wish I knew what the fuck started this whole get fake boobs, a vagina touch up, wear shittons of makeup, etc. I mean there is plenty of porn out there that doesn't have super dolled up girls, but the fact that we even have to shift through all the fake girls is a bit ridiculous.
[QUOTE=NO ONE;42565587]Why more directors don't just keep the girls natural is beyond me. I wish I knew what the fuck started this whole get fake boobs, a vagina touch up, wear shittons of makeup, etc. I mean there is plenty of porn out there that doesn't have super dolled up girls, but the fact that we even have to shift through all the fake girls is a bit ridiculous.[/QUOTE]
Some people for some reason like that look. Hence there's a market for it. It's called personal preference.
Ever seen high resolution images of genitals?
It's the shit of nightmares.
So now we get to see them constantly cutting to the guy's ballsack slapping against the girl's ass in 4K? Awesome.
Why would anyone watch professional porn instead of amateur?
[QUOTE=Olas;42555072]Porn is what won the Bluray vs HD-DVD battle, not a surprise that they are going to start adopting the next thing in video technology.[/QUOTE]
Porn was also a pioneer of sorts when 3D came to home entertainment. In it's infancy you either watched Avatar 3D or Avatar XXX 3D on your new 2500$ TV.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;42553360]Now you can see the mans ass hair in full HD![/QUOTE]
[img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=125052&dateline=1380814994[/img]
They are going to need some fucking immaculate pornstars for this stuff
[editline]18th October 2013[/editline]
There's going to be like... 10 male and female pornstars who fit the bill for pleasant 4k video
I thank god every day that I don't have an equivalent of 4k vision, nobody wants to see that much detail.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;42554181]Porn with a good plot is called an HBO series.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUBiOOx0Pxw[/media]
[QUOTE=Viper_;42565999]Why would anyone watch professional porn instead of amateur?[/QUOTE]
Because amateur porn is shot on a potato.
I like closeup porn, this will be fine with me. Problem is, now I need a 100" screen...
Wait holy shit I have a 1080p projector, that's got to be enough!
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;42553360]Now you can see the mans ass hair in full HD![/QUOTE]
Switching to 4K won't stop them from zooming into the guy's balls/asshole when the lady is on her back.
[QUOTE=Viper_;42565999]Why would anyone watch professional porn instead of amateur?[/QUOTE]
why would anyone watch porn
[QUOTE=supersnail11;42572408]why would anyone watch porn[/QUOTE]
pleasure, excitement
I hope that in the grim darkness of the far future 40k will be the standard resolution.
[QUOTE=Delta616;42553371]I think I have a 4k hardon.[/QUOTE]
If your erection lasts for longer than 4k then contact your doctor.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.
