[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;43728348]They can only control brain functions in insects, haven't read anything about them being able to [B]control larger animals, that would be fucking terrifying.[/B][/QUOTE] it begins
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[QUOTE=dai;43728573]there's a parasite called "toxoplasma gondii", that basically causes rodents to not fear larger predators like cats (to which the parasite intends to actually end up, they reproduce in the cat's intestines), and it's said some majority of humans have it (dormant) in their system. Theories say it's why some people are pre-dispositioned towards being cat people over dog[/QUOTE]
oh my fuck I love cats..
:(
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[QUOTE]The moose can be seen trying to stand up after its fall but its injuries were too severe
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:'(
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;43728578]it begins
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oh fuck I have parasites in my BRAIN[/QUOTE]
Impossible breeding ground. There's no such thing as human controlling parasites. Now come here and chew on this one's anus
[QUOTE=dai;43728573]there's a parasite called "toxoplasma gondii", that basically causes rodents to not fear larger predators like cats (to which the parasite intends to actually end up, they reproduce in the cat's intestines), and it's said some majority of humans have it (dormant) in their system. Theories say it's why some people are pre-dispositioned towards being cat people over dog
cats are also the only species of animal to approach humans, technically domesticating [I]us[/I]. Once could argue the parasite is part of their master plans[/QUOTE]
Oh god I'm a cat person.
:tinfoil:
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Oh god so depressing :((((
[QUOTE=joshuadim;43728590]:(
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Oh god, that is seriously the worst thing. :(
Maybe it was spooked by something up there with him.
Poor moose.
Shit, bambi must be in tears right now.
I came here expecting brutal moose jokes.
I was not disappointed.
[QUOTE=dai;43728573][B]Theories say it's why some people are pre-dispositioned towards being cat people over dog[/B]
cats are also the only species of animal to approach humans, technically domesticating [I]us[/I]. Once could argue the parasite is part of their master plans[/QUOTE]
sounds like a load of bull
bieber probably stole it's bottle of Xanax
It would've been much sadder if the cameraman hadn't shouted "öj öj öj öjöjöj [B]SATAN[/B]" when it jumped
[QUOTE=CheezMan;43728732]Shit, bambi must be in tears right now.[/QUOTE]
Dat wrong animal Doe.
Cut it up, cook it, serve it for dinner.
[img]http://static.tumblr.com/jqjrrfv/1aaloi7um/sam-winchester.jpg[/img]
NOT YOU, MOOSE
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;43728251]Imagine if it was one of those parasites that can control some of the brain functions of their hosts[/QUOTE]
i believe you're confusing a ~500kg moose with an insect
Oh no! Ranger Moose, taken too soon.
Why the fuck are my kind committing suicide?
[QUOTE=AWarmMoose;43733434]Why the fuck are my kind committing suicide?[/QUOTE]
Because they're forced to be associated with you?
The Room With A Moose finally escaped his torment.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egptlC4rKOc[/media]
I am moving to Sweden one day. I wonder if this shit is common.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9nPf7w7pDI[/media]
beautiful image of nature RIP
[QUOTE=proch;43728741]I came here expecting brutal moose jokes.
I was not disappointed.[/QUOTE]
I actually expected Brutal moose's suicide
thank god it was just a plain moose
no wait i didnt mean it like that mooses are cool
Why has nobody questioned how it got up there in the first place?
Don't worry, soon he will burst out of a wall and attack a time-travelling muscleman and a big-titted teen girl!
[QUOTE=Revanold;43735797]Why has nobody questioned how it got up there in the first place?[/QUOTE]
It's simple to walk up there, you don't even have to use any stairs.
I'm still very surpried it made it all the way there and that nobody did anything about it before it jumped. I mean, it's at a damn shopping mall that's usually full of people.
He had to set himself moose.
[QUOTE=dai;43728573]there's a parasite called "toxoplasma gondii", that basically causes rodents to not fear larger predators like cats (to which the parasite intends to actually end up, they reproduce in the cat's intestines), [B]and it's said some majority of humans have it[/B] (dormant) in their system. Theories say it's why some people are pre-dispositioned towards being cat people over dog
cats are also the only species of animal to approach humans, technically domesticating [I]us[/I]. Once could argue the parasite is part of their master plans[/QUOTE]
Thanks for that, didn't want to sleep anyway.
Fuck I was afraid it was actually BrutalMoose, the youtube guy
The video is not working. And how can you tell it was a suicide and not just a frightened moose?
To be honest id do the same if i lived In sweden
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