• Hotdogs Cause Cancer
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Well I was going to make a joke saying that Peta causes cancer, but reading the fine print, it isn't peta. I'm disappointed.
[QUOTE=Cheezy;16222566]Everything edible is okay in small doses, that shit is common knowledge and doesn't require any warning labels.[/QUOTE] this man speaks the truth. i once ate cyanide, in small doses mind you, and i turned out fine.
This is California, they think [b]everything[/b] causes cancer there. The California government that is.
I'm in California, I don't think everything causes cancer.
FUCK. I eat a hotdog almost every day! No, that wasn't a euphemism.
So [b]wieners[/b] give you [b]colon[/b] cancer, eh? [b]Hidden message:[/b] Don't have buttsex.
[QUOTE=Neckbeard;16223226]So [b]wieners[/b] give you [b]colon[/b] cancer, eh? [b]Hidden message:[/b] Don't have buttsex.[/QUOTE] oh fuck
Fucking pricks ruined hot dogs... Sons of bitches.
Wow, are vegatarians brain-dead? Let's put fucking labels on salad because it causes loss of brain cells in light of recent event's. [editline]08:09PM[/editline] [QUOTE=AntoniD;16223113]I'm in California, I don't think everything causes cancer.[/QUOTE] CONGRATULATIONS! You're not a retarded californian!
[QUOTE=Xmeagol;16222674]Sex gives you cancer let's be virgins forever[/QUOTE] Like you have a choice.
Processed meat contains chemicals that are cancerous? Nawwww NAWWWWW.
God dammit, this thread made me have a hankering for a hotdog
The Sun can give you cancer wheres the warning label on that?
[QUOTE=Dank Dave;16222560]You can drown in water, should we put warnings on water bottles?[/QUOTE] It would go more like "Drinking too much water may cause death."
Everything gives you cancer these days. Breathing probably gives you cancer what with the global atmospheric pollution.
The 1/3 people will get some kind of cancer. On topic, fatty foods cause cancer? no way!!1!!1
All men who live long enough will eventually get prostate cancer, so I don't really give a shit if my goddamn Hebrew National Hot Dog is carcinogenic.
Living causes cancer. You all know what to do.:suicide:
[QUOTE=Cpl Tunari;16222563]Every single thing in my house that can be consumed, causes cancer. I must stop eating now![/QUOTE] Your house is filled with hot dogs?
i call BS ive eaten hotdogs all my life fuck am i gunna get cancer?
Let's put a warning on the sun for skin cancer.
I'm gonna eat as many hotdogs as possible just to piss these guys off.
I bet this chap would be right at home in PETA. He's got the crazy streak in him and everything. And if he's in PETA then we don't have to bomb his house as well as their main building. [editline]11:58PM[/editline] [QUOTE=RR_Raptor65;16223842]It would go more like "Drinking too much water may cause death."[/QUOTE] "warning take regular breathing breaks while drinking water to avoid suffocation"
Cancer gives you cancer
The sun gives you cancer. Let's blow that motherfucker up!
1 in every 3 people develop some form of cancer. People should stop being so paranoid...
We have to go straight to the source and exterminate every cow and pig on the planet.
Well this settles it, Instructions and warnings should be printed on EVERYTHING now, not just 95% of the stuff... America just can't be stupid-proof apparently, This is exactly why I hate my country, everyone filing lawsuits against everyone, for anything, trying to make a quick buck The sad part is, the majority of them win
That really makes no sense. Cancer isn't a disease you can get from eating food. Cancer is caused by a genetic mutation in your cells DNA structure, normally resulting in an infectious tumor. I don't see how the hell eating food, with a small amount of chemicals can result in cancer. I don't think Oscar Meyer is going to lose this suit.
[QUOTE=Thor667;16223766]The Sun can give you cancer wheres the warning label on that?[/QUOTE] Reading tabloids won't give you cancer, it'll just turn you into a moron.
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