[QUOTE=BOP;16238510]What the fuck doesn't cause cancer these days?[/QUOTE]
Al Gore.
I never liked Hotdogs anyway.
Cheeseburgers ftw :chef:
Sun rays. They cause skin cancer.
Lets cover that shit with giant warning.
I don't like hot dogs for the reason that every time I add ketchup the hot dog ends up sliding out of the bun before I even take a bite.
brushing your teeth causes cancer, [i]EVEN WASHING YOUR FUCKING HANDS[/i]
[url]http://www.worldhealth.net/news/toothpaste_cancer_alert[/url]
living causes cancer. If you don't want to die of cancer, stop living now.
[QUOTE=Swebonny;16222626]HEY, DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT YOU LIVE JUST TO DIE IN THE END!!!1caps?[/QUOTE]
OMG, so living cuases death?
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;16238456]Everything causes Cancer! Everybody kill yourselves, it is the only way to stop the cancer![/QUOTE]
Death causes cancer.
Cancer causes cancer.
I for one welcome our new cancerous overlords.
But really, I stopped worrying about it.
Unless you can literally eat a ton of hotdog in a day, you won't get cancer from it imho
Just the same possibility as eating one ton of lima beans and dying from cyanide poising
Awesome.
I'll just eat more.
Hotdog in microwave = death by cancer on the spot.
Stop breathing, it gives you cancer.
No! Don't eat those, they cause cancer!
[IMG]http://www.tvworthwatching.com/werts/hot%20dog%20eating%20chestnut.jpg[/IMG]
.. He is so fucked.
well i guess "hot dogs" are not mans best friends
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[QUOTE=madmanmad;16222546]Everything gives you cancer apparently, i call bullshit.[/QUOTE]
Yes and No, almost anything can be carcinogenic in varied quantities.
It doesn't mean fuck when somebody says "farts cause cancer" because it's the amount of farts required to get cancer that matters.
if you ate 300 hotdogs, you'd probably still have a lower chance of getting cancer than if you went on an airplane.
Fuck you, I don't care about getting cancer because my family genes are notorious for cancer anyways. Now gimme that that cancer-dog.
[QUOTE=Sasoreh;16231009]Bacon gives you cancer. (Or so they say)
...Yet, I still want to eat it every morning.[/QUOTE]
Bacon giving you cancer?
I saw a TV show saying that having a night-light on can cause cancer?
What.. the.. hell?
I should complain and say that people who say that people who bitch about everything causing cancer causes cancer and should have a label tattooed on their face.
With a knife.
[QUOTE=OP]The suit, by a group that promotes a meat-free diet[/QUOTE]
I smell a conflict of interest.
[quote=elstumpo;16259797]i should complain and say that people who say that people who bitch about everything causing cancer causes cancer and should have a label tattooed on their face.
With a knife.[/quote]
yes
I am pretty sure Death is the only thing that doesn't give you cancer
[QUOTE=pistolero!;16259958][IMG]http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/2757/warninglabel.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Better stick a warning label on that shit before someone gets cancer!
[QUOTE=Dank Dave;16222560]You can drown in water, should we put warnings on water bottles?[/QUOTE]
Finally, someone who gets the real importance of life! We should also put sharpness warnings on anything sharper than a boiled egg, put hot warnings on anything over 32 degrees Farenheight, and put cold warnings on anything below it.
/sarcasm
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[QUOTE=BCell;16261399]I am pretty sure Death is the only thing that doesn't give you cancer[/QUOTE]
For now...
There are millions of carcinogens in the world, if processed meat is, fuck it. It didn't worry people 50 or even 10 years ago, they guzzled as many weiners as they liked and I for one will follow them.
Well... I probably won't because I fucking hate processed meat.
I was watching the food channel the other day, and the dude on Good Eats said beef prevents cancer. Ill just eat both burgers and hotdogs!
Cancer causes cancer guys
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