That bear is probably on thin ice now....
Curse Puns! Curse them to heck!
[QUOTE=TH89;17970792]Christ that's awful.
I couldn't bear to be iced like that.[/QUOTE]
News Pun
News puns are why I come to the news section.
All these puns are hard to bear.
I think that anybody who gets mauled by a large animal that they are patronizing and degrading deserve what they get. That's what happens when you don't respect animals and respect the dangers these animals pose. Leave them in the wild where they belong, dickhead.
Looks like Mr. Potapov didn't have a leg to stand on.
Only in Russia.
[QUOTE=TH89;17970792]Christ that's awful.
I couldn't bear to be iced like that.[/QUOTE]
best news pun ever.
HAHA Man It's story like this that should be on news more often
whats with all the puns
[QUOTE=Omnimancer;17984642]whats with all the puns[/QUOTE]
It's the news section.
On [b][highlight]Facepunch[/highlight][/b].
Do you honestly expect us to take [i]anything[/i] seriously, let alone the [b][i]news[/i][/b]?
:rolleyes:
[QUOTE=Nori;17984322]best news pun ever.[/QUOTE]
:) ty
[QUOTE=Zeraxify;17970908]:q:
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every time i see those its annoying when i see he has 2 pairs of sunglasses in the third frame
[QUOTE=SumNormalguy;17983419]Only in Russia.[/QUOTE]
Man killed by Ice Skating bear?
Oh, wait, I think you're right.
That bear wasn't very nIce
[QUOTE=TH89;17970792]Christ that's awful.
I couldn't bear to be iced like that.[/QUOTE]
Oh man puns like this are the only reason why I come to this section. Bravo.
[QUOTE=Dr Pepper;17985068]every time i see those its annoying when i see he has 2 pairs of sunglasses in the third frame[/QUOTE]
That is the entire point, he never seems to take them off.
And jeez, he must be cold being all bear backed at the morgue now. Hope they keep him on ice!
And then the bears life took a downturn and he started smoking, hitting his wife, and stealing because he went down such and icy road.
[QUOTE=DrMortician;17974333][img]http://www.virginmedia.com/images/mr-freeze.jpg[/img]
Oh god, he has ice skating bear assassins.[/QUOTE]
Ice to see you, too.
What a cold killing.
He fucking deserved it!
You could even say that he was mauled, by a bear, on an ice rink.
If I were his wife, I couldn't bear to watch.
This sure is a [b]chilling[/b] story.
The pain must have been un[b]bear[/b]able.
I have but one message for the bear:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQaCy2lgb0I[/media]
Bears with razor blades strapped to there feet just seems like a bad idea from the get go
What the fuck,
This thread is somewhat sarcasmic.
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