Russian spacecraft landed on moon hours before Americans - Polidicks

doesnt everyone know about this and how much it failed lol

[QUOTE=AxeCop;27589113]Martin was black and Conan is about as funny as a dead fetus doing standup. Your point?[/QUOTE] Now your just being racist. I don't wanna predict bans, but I'm sure you're on thin ice and about to be Perma-ed. And did you put your Phone number up there, now you look like a fool and some 11 Year-old Console Fag. Get your shit together, and stop looking like some Butt Hurt Internet tough Guy. You joined in January, would look bad if you were banned in January.

What the fuuuuuuuck.

There goes the "America got there first" argument in the moon thread.

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;27589443]Yeah that's what I meant I mean everyone wants a moon resort, why aren't we researching the fuck out of the place to find out how to set up permanent residence[/QUOTE] Takes a lot of money to do so. Besides, how the hell do you land a shuttle on the moon? If we were still using rockets, and had landers built, maybe they would. But any research they want to do can probably be done with unmanned probes.

[QUOTE=AxeCop;27588667]America now has nothing worth bragging about. Rate me dumb Americunts, you know you want to. Phone me up at -removed- if you think your limp American dick is hard enough to talk to a real man. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - Craptasket))[/highlight][/QUOTE] Found the worst poster on the forums...

I remember i saw this on a documentary on the history channel.

[QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;27590023]There goes the "America got there first" argument in the moon thread.[/QUOTE] Haha This isn't even proven, and even if it was, it was just a failed crash landing of a satellite. You know America is best, you just don't want to admit it.

ITT: Blatant anti-Americanism due to ignorance and misinformation. I'm no Patriot, but goddammit Facepunch, way to live up to your angsty rebellious stereotype.

[QUOTE=Swebonny;27588758]They managed to get 3 guys to the moon and back[/QUOTE] and using less technology than a modern car.

Didn't we know this already? I thought it was pretty well known that the Soviets were the first to reach the moon, but the US was the first to put men on it and get them back successfully.

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[QUOTE=Archy;27588703]so... it's a satellite then. i'm pretty sure that the east and west launched tonnes of those[/QUOTE] No, it wasn't. A satellite is anything that orbits another object.

[QUOTE=iusehax;27588767]So it was still Russians anyway[/QUOTE] You are out to get America in every post.

[QUOTE=Terragen;27590101]Found the worst poster on the forums...[/QUOTE] No, it gets even worse.

America sent people to the moon first. Finders keepers.

[QUOTE=AxeCop;27588667]America now has nothing worth bragging about. Rate me dumb Americunts, you know you want to. Phone me up at -removed- if you think your limp American dick is hard enough to talk to a real man. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - Craptasket))[/highlight][/QUOTE] Acting so hard on a fucking internet forum must mean you're making up for some insecurity in real life.

I could have sworn that I heard this before. I at least heard that the Russians [i]tried[/i] to beat us to the moon with a satellite, and I thought that I heard they succeed.

That makes about as much sense as shooting a cruise missile at the moon and posting "first!".

That cosmonaut looks strawberry flavored.

[QUOTE=Ardosos;27590711]America sent people to the moon first. Finders keepers.[/QUOTE] Are you saying the Moon was lost to the Americans until their astronauts happened to stumble upon it

[QUOTE=ThePuska;27591310]Are you saying the Moon was lost to the Americans until their astronauts happened to stumble upon it[/QUOTE] It's a joke, jeez.

[QUOTE=AxeCop;27588667]America now has nothing worth bragging about. Rate me dumb Americunts, you know you want to. Phone me up at -removed- if you think your limp American dick is hard enough to talk to a real man. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - Craptasket))[/highlight][/QUOTE] He posted my fucking number. For the record I know him and I go to his school. If you want I can post his number, I'm already going to kick the shit out of him on Monday because one of you scrubs called me. [editline]22nd January 2011[/editline] -removed- [highlight](User was banned for this post ("You're not helping the situation" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Explosions;27590117]You know America is best, you just don't want to admit it.[/QUOTE] Have fun with your failing economy and massive debt.

[QUOTE=Da Jester;27591493]He posted my fucking number. For the record I know him and I go to his school. If you want I can post his number, I'm already going to kick the shit out of him on Monday because one of you scrubs called me. [editline]22nd January 2011[/editline] removed.[/QUOTE] The plot thickens.

[QUOTE=Billiam;27590166]ITT: Blatant anti-Americanism due to ignorance and misinformation. I'm no Patriot, but goddammit Facepunch, way to live up to your angsty rebellious stereotype.[/QUOTE] Facepunch is based in England, so we're not showing anti-patriotism by hating America.

I don't think it should be a competition as to who reached the moon first. We should be working together on these things for humanity. Shame nationalistic egos will probably always get in the way of that happening.

[QUOTE=Melnek;27591817]Have fun with your failing economy and massive debt.[/QUOTE] And the fact that North America is the only place where the people weigh more than the continent. [editline]22nd January 2011[/editline] Automerge broke.

[QUOTE=Da Jester;27591493]He posted my fucking number. For the record I know him and I go to his school. If you want I can post his number, I'm already going to kick the shit out of him on Monday because one of you scrubs called me. [editline]22nd January 2011[/editline] removed[/QUOTE] shit just got real [editline]22nd January 2011[/editline] also someone on page one quoted your number, it's still there

I still think America one upped the Soviets.