Man Sues Burger King Over Needles In Burger - Polidicks

I ate Burger King for dinner tonight. Their new Western BBQ Cheeseburger, spiked with BBQ sauce and onion rings.

Needles aren't normal in burgers...?

I hope this case gets sewn up.

the person who made the burger wasn't too sharp

[QUOTE=IMoo;32803333]good thing he did not complain or he might of gotten beat with a metal rod like at mcdonalds[/QUOTE] he did get attacked with a metal rod it was just a lot smaller

ITT: Puns puns puns

[QUOTE=The Pretender;32803323]How did he manage to swallow one of them? I have no explanation.[/QUOTE] I used to swallow needles as a kid all the time (yeah, I know). If you get them down the right way (i.e. lengthwise), it's not hard.

Imagine if it was a needle that people were using to shoot up heroine while working. That would really spice the story up.

[QUOTE=devotchkade;32805600]I used to swallow needles as a kid all the time (yeah, I know). If you get them down the right way (i.e. lengthwise), it's not hard.[/QUOTE]why

Part of me thinks he's lying and suing just to get money. Other part of me wonders how did he get the other needle into his small intestine without feeling it in his mouth, throat, or stomach.

[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;32805695]why[/QUOTE] Because I was a little kid. Little kids do weird and sometimes dangerous shit because they don't know any better. Did you not know?

[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;32805695]why[/QUOTE] Toddlers eat all sorts of crazy things. Whenever my family played Go Fish, I would eat my cards. v:v:v

[QUOTE=devotchkade;32805815]Because I was a little kid. Little kids do weird and sometimes dangerous shit because they don't know any better. Did you not know?[/QUOTE] I remember sticking a plugged in gameboy charger on my tounge when I was six. :saddowns:

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;32805849]I remember sticking a plugged in gameboy charger on my tounge when I was six. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] Aw. That's super cute. [editline]16th October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Funky Pickle;32805843]Toddlers eat all sorts of crazy things. Whenever my family played Go Fish, I would eat my cards. v:v:v[/QUOTE] Ahaha, I'd tear out little pieces of pages from books I was reading and eat them. Winners.

How would you not notice [I]needles [/I]in your food.

[IMG]http://i56.tinypic.com/14o907n.jpg[/IMG] [B]MOTHER OF GOD[/B]

[QUOTE=gokuman4594;32805951]How would you not notice [I]needles [/I]in your food.[/QUOTE] I think the guy must have swallowed the burger all in one go I mean hell, I've noticed really small bits of gristle in meat that i've eaten, because I've properly chewed. [editline]16th October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Psychokitten;32805849]I remember sticking a plugged in gameboy charger on my tounge when I was six. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] I used to sew all my knuckles together on the inside of my hand,at all 12 joints.

Afraid to eat at burger king now.

"Could I get a whopper with extra needles? Thanks"

Jesus fuck just the thought of chewing on one makes me cringe but in his small-intestine? Goddamn.

This is what happens when you overthrow the monarch of a fast food empire. When the King returns, none will be spared.

[QUOTE=IMoo;32803333]good thing he did not complain or he might of gotten beat with a metal rod like at mcdonalds[/QUOTE] I burst out laughing. Besides, the guy must be fat, like a radio operator in the army or something.