Israel warned New Zealand that UN resolution was 'declaration of war' - Polidicks

[QUOTE=/dev/sda1;51592731]yeah but israel would blow the fuck out of australia and new zealand so whatevs[/QUOTE] wow good counterargument. Israel wouldn't even be able to get it's troops near us. They can fuck up neighbouring arab countries but how are they going to bring their super duper uber powerful mega ultraforce IDF to the other side of the world?

[QUOTE=Araknid;51592742]wow good counterargument. Israel wouldn't even be able to get it's troops near us.[/QUOTE] Since 1948 Israel has managed to gather [quote] 3 corvettes (Sa'ar 5-class) 8 missile boats (Sa'ar 4.5-class) 5 submarines (Dolphin-class) 45 patrol boats 2 support ships [url]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli_Navy[/url] [/quote] So I'm going to have to agree with you.

[QUOTE=Araknid;51592742]wow good counterargument. Israel wouldn't even be able to get it's troops near us. They can fuck up neighbouring arab countries but how are they going to bring their super duper uber powerful mega ultraforce IDF to the other side of the world?[/QUOTE] bet they can fit all 175,000 active personnel on your moms ass and give her a push towards u guys alright alright hypothetically if they could get their troops there you guys would be boned [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Threadshitting" - Sgt Doom))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=MadPro119;51592746]Since 1948 Israel has managed to gather So I'm going to have to agree with you.[/QUOTE] Not to mention everyone would probably sanction the fuck out of israel and assrape their economy. [QUOTE=/dev/sda1;51592748]bet they can fit all 175,000 active personnel on your moms ass and give her a push towards u guys alright alright hypothetically if they could get their troops there you guys would be boned[/QUOTE] Who gives a shit about hypothetical situations? completely pointless.

[QUOTE=/dev/sda1;51592748]bet they can fit all 175,000 active personnel on your moms ass and give her a push towards u guys[/QUOTE] What is this. Like what am I reading. Are you drunk? [editline]28th December 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=/dev/sda1;51592748]bet they can fit all 175,000 active personnel on your moms ass and give her a push towards u guys alright alright hypothetically if they could get their troops there you guys would be boned[/QUOTE] Nice edit but still just as wrong.

[QUOTE=/dev/sda1;51592748]bet they can fit all 175,000 active personnel on your moms ass and give her a push towards u guys alright alright hypothetically if they could get their troops there you guys would be boned[/QUOTE] They would instantly be destroyed just through being stranded on enemy territory without supply lines and with a navy literally 10 times their size showing up and 'boning' everyone.

[QUOTE=Blizzerd;51592759]They would instantly be destroyed just through being stranded on enemy territory without supply lines and with a navy literally 10 times their size showing up and 'boning' everyone.[/QUOTE] they lost a war to emus how they gonna win a war against the idf

[QUOTE=/dev/sda1;51592771]they lost a war to emus how they gonna win a war against the idf[/QUOTE] wow resorting to memes, never seen that before. Come on, man.

[QUOTE=/dev/sda1;51592771]they lost a war to emus how they gonna win a war against the idf[/QUOTE] You ever tried to fight an emu, mate? They're fucking units.

[QUOTE=/dev/sda1;51592771]they lost a war to emus how they gonna win a war against the idf[/QUOTE] Did they really, though? Or was it all an elaborate ruse to lull the emu scourge into a false sense of security, leaving them pacified and assured of their dominance with their thirst for conquest sated, condemning themselves to a life of ridicule, but ensuring a future without the threat of an expanding emu empire overtaking the entire world :v:

[QUOTE=/dev/sda1;51592748]bet they can fit all 175,000 active personnel on your moms ass and give her a push towards u guys alright alright hypothetically if they could get their troops there you guys would be boned[/QUOTE] I'm not sure you quite understand just how out of the way New Zealand is. Here; [t]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/97/New_Zealand_Israel_Locator.png[/t] I mean, Australia is literally in the way, and if they were aware of your hypothetical naval invasion, which is completely and utterly fucking impossible, their navy alone would outclass that of Israel, not counting that NZ would no doubt attach themselves to it, making it even more one sided. There is no god damn way Israel poses any kind of threat what so ever to NZ

[QUOTE=Sitkero;51592781]Did they really, though? Or was it all an elaborate ruse to lull the emu scourge into a false sense of security, leaving them pacified and assured of their dominance with their thirst for conquest sated, condemning themselves to a life of ridicule, but ensuring a future without the threat of an expanding emu empire overtaking the entire world :v:[/QUOTE] damn. got me there

So they've resorted to threatening Western countries now. They should go take a seat with Kim.

If it is true that Netenyahu truly said this, then he is playing with fire. Thankfully however, his country's firepower is [i]considerably[/i] smaller than his ego.

[QUOTE=Mabus;51592793]So they've resorted to threatening Western countries now. They should go take a seat with Kim.[/QUOTE] Not even just nearby western countries like the sensible middle-easterns, they're threatening countries on the other side of the world that they couldn't even attack anyways. It'd be like if the Somali pirates threatened to terrorize the shores of Switzerland :v:.

[QUOTE=/dev/sda1;51592771]they lost a war to emus how they gonna win a war against the idf[/QUOTE] Well has the IDF ever killed an emu? Checkmate.

You guys are all missing the biggest possible point: Voting on a UN resolution is not a valid cause for war by any definition If Israel goes to war against New Zealand for this, it will be a war of aggression New Zealand would naturally call on the UN to restore the peace under Article 42 And then every country with beef against Israel immediately [I]and legally[/I] invades Could Israel successfully invade New Zealand? Maybe - they've never had to project force like that. Could Israel fend off Iran and Turkey, in a war where all the countries in between are hostile to Israel? Maybe. Could they do both, at the same time? Unlikely. Could they invade New Zealand, while fighting the rest of the Commonwealth, and while being invaded by all their local enemies? Not a chance.

Can rats swim from the desert to New Zealand? Probably, if their noses weren't so big [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racism" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=gman003-main;51593220]You guys are all missing the biggest possible point: Voting on a UN resolution is not a valid cause for war by any definition If Israel goes to war against New Zealand for this, it will be a war of aggression New Zealand would naturally call on the UN to restore the peace under Article 42 And then every country with beef against Israel immediately [I]and legally[/I] invades Could Israel successfully invade New Zealand? Maybe - they've never had to project force like that. Could Israel fend off Iran and Turkey, in a war where all the countries in between are hostile to Israel? Maybe. Could they do both, at the same time? Unlikely. Could they invade New Zealand, while fighting the rest of the Commonwealth, and while being invaded by all their local enemies? Not a chance.[/QUOTE] I dont think israel is actually going to go to war with a country 10,000 miles away

[QUOTE=hakimhakim;51599753]Can rats swim from the desert to New Zealand? Probably, if their noses weren't so big[/QUOTE] how is this not anti semitic lol

[QUOTE=hakimhakim;51599753]Can rats swim from the desert to New Zealand? Probably, if their noses weren't so big[/QUOTE] I think blatant racism like this deserves more than the usual 1 day ban (assuming he at least gets that). Anyway, since when do rats live in the desert?

Oh god, I really, really hope Netanyahu tries to start shit. That despot deserves to suffer some crushing humiliation for a change.

[QUOTE=hakimhakim;51599753]Can rats swim from the desert to New Zealand? Probably, if their noses weren't so big [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racism" - Craptasket))[/highlight][/QUOTE] you can't fool us starpluck!