Britons sign petition to keep Piers Morgan in the US 'because we don't want him back'
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[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;38988179]Put him on the moon or something, we sure don't want him.[/QUOTE]
You don't get a say, its where England used to send all their crazy people.
[QUOTE=GunFox;38986411]Okay okay, we can compromise.
Australia it is.[/QUOTE]
Please not, our guns laws suck enough as it is
I think we should just send him to Siberia.
[QUOTE=>VLN<;38985413]WHY is he still on CNN?
I thought they were going to fire him 6 months ago because his ratings were so low.[/QUOTE]
I actually didn't mind Piers until he got on his show that one night and railroaded the pro-gun guys with some flawless debates like:
[quote]"What does one need an assault rifle for?"
[In response to why ban AR's.] "For God's sake it's an assault rifle!"[/quote]
And just ignorant shit like this. If you still believe that gun control will magically solve America's problems, then you probably believe in the Tooth Fairy, Santa, and the BMI.
But yeah I liked him until he started having fucktarded, ungrounded opinions and started railroading anyone with a different opinion. Reminds me of that hippy guy on that episode of Futurama... you know, the one with the popplers.
[QUOTE=Aide;38986680]Yes, [i]lets deport him because he used his 1st amendment right to express his opinions on the 2nd amendment[/i].[/QUOTE]
The joke is he has no problem with putting restrictions on the second amendment, therefore he shouldn't whine about his first amendment rights being restricted.
[QUOTE=GunFox;38986411]Okay okay, we can compromise.
Australia it is.[/QUOTE]
Drop him in the middle of the Atlantic.
Wait, why not Falklands?
Or better, Argentina.
I think we can all agree at least, that Piers Morgan is a right cunt.
Why don't we talk to Lord Sugar and do a massive twitter bomb on him. It would be hilarious, to say the least.
Or should I say, our Lord General Sugar.
Lets just drop him in a jungle somewhere and let him live with a tribe
Stick him on Corvo Island, then he'll be roughly equal distance between the both of us
oK, let's tell him he has to go back to the uk by ship, but stop the ship halfway there while he's asleep and everyone board another ship and just leave him in the atlantic ocean.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;38987614]he's annoying and his arguments are hardly thought out at all.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avOV6_42xe4[/media]
keep in mind that i think larry pratt is an idiot in this video and i hardly agree with him. however, he sounds pretty sensible when compared to piers imho[/QUOTE]
I don't know which one I hate more, the anti-gun guy yelling and making wildly unsourced or incorrect claims, or the pro-gun guy laughing and making wildly unsourced or incorrect claims.
[QUOTE=GunFox;38986411]Okay okay, we can compromise.
Australia it is.[/QUOTE]
screw that, send him to Pakistan.
[QUOTE=Jund;38987129]Then we'll see if he's so adamant on anti-firearm legislation[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;Ny4a-oxOndo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny4a-oxOndo[/video]
[QUOTE=Broseph_;38989256]The joke is he has no problem with putting restrictions on the second amendment, therefore he shouldn't whine about his first amendment rights being restricted.[/QUOTE]
I'm not exactly familiar with the specifics of American rights but how does not being able to own automatic machine guns and the like not infringe this then?
[QUOTE=Raidyr;38989678]I don't know which one I hate more, the anti-gun guy yelling and making wildly unsourced or incorrect claims, or the pro-gun guy laughing and making wildly unsourced or incorrect claims.[/QUOTE]
The anti gun guy is the host of the show and should be held to a higher standard. That, and he should know better.
[QUOTE=Callius;38989817]I'm not exactly familiar with the specifics of American rights but how does not being able to own automatic machine guns and the like not infringe this then?[/QUOTE]
Technically you can own automatic weapons, you just have to go through a load of red tape and the weapon has to have been manufactured before a certain date.
Send him to mexico or the sun.
Drop him in the sea.
This seems rather childish.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;38987614]he's annoying and his arguments are hardly thought out at all.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avOV6_42xe4[/media]
keep in mind that i think larry pratt is an idiot in this video and i hardly agree with him. however, he sounds pretty sensible when compared to piers imho[/QUOTE]
Me before the interview: "Eh, maybe he'll be semi-civil and let the opposing opinion talk..."
Post interview: "He really called him an idiot for disagreeing? When's he leaving?"
Piers Morgan is the most ignorant and arrogant man I have ever had the displeasure of witnessing. He is a disgusting human being and the mere sight of him makes me feel ill to the point that I fully commit myself to the destruction of him, so that I'd never have to listen to his dribble ever again.
[quote]Actually there is a third. It will be hilarious to see how loads of angry Americans react.[/quote]
What, did someone on Facepunch make this petition?
how about we dont give him any attention and he will disappear into the background never to be heard from again
[QUOTE=GunFox;38986411]Okay okay, we can compromise.
Australia it is.[/QUOTE]
We brits always send our unwanted to Australia.
[QUOTE=Callius;38989817]I'm not exactly familiar with the specifics of American rights but how does not being able to own automatic machine guns and the like not infringe this then?[/QUOTE]
It does infringe on the 2nd Amendment. But because they're 'oh my god machineguns' no politician or lobby group is willing to go after the NFA or Hughes Amendment. The Hughes Amendment was illegally passed as well, complete with video of the vote.
The NFA was created to specifically render people unable to afford a Title II gun (Machineguns, Short barreled rifles and shotguns, 'destructive devices') by implementing a $200 tax and mandatory registration of new MGs, which was a massive amount of money to spend on anything in 1934 so you had to be , course by the 1980s $200 wasn't a whole lot of money anymore, and during a vote William Hughes presented his amendment using some very dirty tricks, the amendment outright banned the creation and importation of new MGs and with the help of Charlie Rangel it passed illegally. But again, because it deals with machine guns nobody is willing to call the amendment into question.
Someone is challenging the second ammandment? Lets tread on the first to protect the second.
[sp]these gun nuts are as dumb as mashed potatoes[/sp]
[QUOTE=Red scout?;38991850]Someone is challenging the second ammandment? Lets tread on the first to protect the second.
[sp]these gun nuts are as dumb as mashed potatoes[/sp][/QUOTE]You know people have hated Piers Morgan for a while now and it really has little to do with what he said about firearms, they're just mentioning it since its current.
[QUOTE=OrionChronicles;38986896]we will pull up at night in northern scotland and throw him to shore bound and gagged if we have to[/QUOTE]
Oh no you don't! We don't want him!
Send him to North Korea so he can't say anything.
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