I just pointed my penis down and I think I got a heart murmur.
'Cept in my ballsack.
NEARLY started shitting brix and calling the hospital.
This is why you can't win an argument with a woman!
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Also I laughed at the last part:
"It was unclear how many stitches were needed to repair the genital tear.
No repairing that relationship."
Ouch! shit that must have hurt like hell.
I remember hearing on my local radio station of this chick who put a toothpick down her ex-boyfriends dick.
Assault charges only? [B][U]ONLY?![/U][/B]
The situation would be way different if it was the other way around, [B]i bet.[/B]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~
Dear God help that guy, no one deserves something like that, that's just horrible.
Somebody find her and invert her snatch.
[QUOTE=BackflipHatchetAttack;19148327]I had a dream where SOMEONE was giving me a blowjob and randomly bit my dick off, snarled, and ate it.[/QUOTE]
that was random 0.o
:Dawkins102:
[QUOTE=Somebody_404;19148101]He must be in [I]tears[/I][/QUOTE]
Would have been better if you had said seems.
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;19148067]The fuck is this doing on the page.
[img]http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/files/2009/12/davidhasselhoff.gif[/img]
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("why post?" - Jaanus))[/highlight][/QUOTE]
Late but I don't understand the basis of this ban. 0.o
I would've beat that woman senseless an made her go back to the kitchen to make me a sammich.
Woah, I never thought I'd actually get to use this image.
[img]http://imgkk.com/i/RwH.png[/img]
Pic came out of penis in the story.
[media][img]http://www.airahospital.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/penis-cancer.jpg[/img][/media]
She should get a sentence exactly the same as the sentence male rapists get.
Honestly , people would be seriously fucking scarred if you tore their balls
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