Russia: School For Mastering “The Art Of Oral Sex”
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Well, i guess it wouldn't be hard to pass the oral exam
[QUOTE=dannass;42243462]Well, i guess it wouldn't be hard to pass the oral exam[/QUOTE]
It would need to be hard to pass the oral exam.
I need to go. My boyfriend tells me I'm rather meh but I love cock. Unless Putin sends all males attending the school to concentration camps
[QUOTE=NickNack1234;42243428]Some open minded adult chicks are happy to hear the feedback but 90% of the women i have dated would just go mental and then refuse to ever suck dick again if you told them anything other than how good they are.[/QUOTE]
The first time my girl friend sucked my dick I tried to kind of teach her how to do it properly. She then cried. :suicide:
I gave my girlfriend a gold heart necklace once, and like mid blow job I took it off of her because I didn't want to cum on it. Apparently it mean't a lot to her because when she noticed it was off she bursted into tears and I happened to cum at the same time, so her face was covered in salty sperm and tears. it was a tragedy i tell you what
new footage released straight from russia
[video=youtube;0GNFQ39PElw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GNFQ39PElw[/video]
I could have sworn I saw that bottom pic over a month ago.
[editline]19th September 2013[/editline]
Yup, whoever wrote this article is just reposting.
[url]http://redhotrussia.com/oral-sex-lessons-moscow/[/url]
applying right now fuck yeah
I wonder if it gets hot in there, and by that I mean them getting wet.
Most of Facepunch doesn't have a use for attending this school (as we're virgins for life, including myself).
Does anyone have any footage from this school? Just curious, of course.
That'd be something to hang on your brothel door. "We're [I]certified![/I]"
I think I had a dream like this once
Another reminder that my girl doesn't like to give head. I see the term "oral sex school" and automatically think pussy licking school.
What is blow job?
[QUOTE=BrickInHead;42242399]pussy eating school plz, just loads of pocket pussies everywhere[/QUOTE]
There should be a riot against the oppression of men in Russia or something
Get a job there as a uh... test subject
I'd be willing to offer myself as homework. :quagmire:
[editline]20th September 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=bdd458;42249188]Most of Facepunch doesn't have a use for attending this school (as we're virgins for life, including myself).[/QUOTE]
Congratulations. You're the first person to have ever grazed FP with this really funny joke. You'll be given a title to back this up about how original and cool you are. Expect women to fling their orfices at you due to how edgy you are.
[QUOTE=bdd458;42249188]Most of Facepunch doesn't have a use for attending this school (as we're virgins for life, including myself).[/QUOTE]
I'm sure many facepunchers wouldn't want to learn how to suck a dick anyway
Why do you guys think they even need to hire some pasty nerds as "test subjects".
Jesus.
In china theres a school that teaches girls how to give handjobs and now this?
[QUOTE=Altair_PT;42252206]In china theres a school that teaches girls how to give handjobs and now this?[/QUOTE]
Because we are the number one!
Go make a sex school, we will reply with a orgy school!
We won the space race and now this!
Glory to the motherland!
So there's not a class for the guys too? Surprising seeing as most men don't can't even find the clitoris, let alone the g-spot
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