"Hello. I was over there and couldn't help admiring your generously proportioned ass. I can see that you are a woman with a higher level of intelligence than most and have a profound resistance to many chronic illnesses. Want to go for coffee sometime?"
[QUOTE=The Maestro;42732774]"Hello. I was over there and couldn't help admiring your generously proportioned ass. I can see that you are a woman with a higher level of intelligence than most and have a profound resistance to many chronic illnesses. Want to go for coffee sometime?"[/QUOTE]
Somehow this eerily reminds me of the kind of conversations that surround "good, child bearing hips".
The shape of the butt is more important than size.
I can't wait for fat women to read this and claim that they're healthy
[QUOTE=Reds;42732062][video=youtube;wGlBwW7f5HA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGlBwW7f5HA[/video][/QUOTE]
If you're going to post that song, at least post the full version:
[video=youtube;zP3sffVKbYM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP3sffVKbYM[/video]
So from this we can conclude that booty = beauty.
and it was that day that we knew for certain that those other brothers could not deny
i hope this applies to dudes, too.
i have quite the voluptuous posterior.
[QUOTE=Thunderbolt;42732164]The tags at the bottom of the article are the best
[B]BUTT SCIENCE[/B][/QUOTE]
I majored in Butt Science.
Honey, I love you for your superior intelligence and resistance to chronic illness, you're the greatest! <3
[video=youtube;nlMpt4ucH2U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlMpt4ucH2U[/video]
This is what I thought of when I saw the title.
I wonder who the first person was to suggest they do a study on asses.
[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;42737386]I wonder who the first person was to suggest they do a study on asses.[/QUOTE]
The one that successfully got the funding for it.
But does this apply to men with round asses as well?
[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;42737386]I wonder who the first person was to suggest they do a study on asses.[/QUOTE]
The one that thought "We need to get to the bottom of this!"
Im disappointed that i came into this thread and did not see a single butt
[QUOTE=DiBBs27;42738249]Im disappointed that i came into this thread and did not see a single butt[/QUOTE]
Well there's plenty of arses in here though.
[QUOTE=DiBBs27;42738249]Im disappointed that i came into this thread and did not see a single butt[/QUOTE]
There's plenty of arse holes on SH in general.
[QUOTE=snookypookums;42732799]Somehow this eerily reminds me of the kind of conversations that surround "good, child bearing hips".[/QUOTE]
Funny story: my gf's phys.ed teacher in college had recently had a son. He was still kind of in a daze about it a few days later when he told her "You know, you have great child bearing hips."
Speaking of which she is going to be happy to find out her big ass means she is less likely to suffer chronic disease and more likely to raise healthy, intelligent children hahaha
Nothing is more of a turn off than pulling the pants off your lover to see two undercooked pancakes where the booty should be.
its good to have that honkey tonk badonkadonk? awesome!
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNVguvNE7qc[/media]
[QUOTE=Rents;42738567]There's plenty of arse holes on SH in general.[/QUOTE]
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/47/Arsole.png[/t]
To my recollection, I have seen no mention of arsoles anywhere in SH.
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;42732143]From a purely scientific standpoint I'm inclined to say Fat Bottom Girls, as the other two suffer from a distinct lack of Freddie Mercury.[/QUOTE]
To be fair, Mr. Mercury was probably the least qualified on the anal-yzation of female butts!
[QUOTE=DiBBs27;42738249]Im disappointed that i came into this thread and did not see a single butt[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://myhotbunz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/fat-butt-772867.jpg[/IMG]
:^)
[QUOTE=ironman17;42733348]So from this we can conclude that booty = beauty.[/QUOTE]
Bootyful.
Official scientific explanation:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2AyPB3U.png?1[/img]