Family finds hundreds of poisonous spiders nesting in their bananas (not safe for arachnophobia suff - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;44192850]I'm more freaked out by the awkward family photos than the monkey spiders.[/QUOTE] They look like stock photo models

[quote]The spiders have not been officially identified but the family believe they could have been the world’s most [B]poisonous[/B] Brazilian Wandering Spider.[/quote] Venomous* Damn I didnt see the other while reading the thread r8 l8

I thought it was gonna be full of massive spiders, but it was just tiny ones.

That's it, I'm requesting that picture of Scorpio using the flamethrower.

USA passed the Federal Meat Inspection Act in 1906. Looks like they need the Federal Banana Inspection Act now.

[thumb]http://csaburbank.advancedwebsitebuilder.com/sites/csaburbank/_files/Image/IMG_0031acf.jpg[/thumb] It's the only way.

I made the mistake of going onto the article to read more about it, The last picture, I am now checking everything and everything ever.

[img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/10/article-2577423-1C2A51BC00000578-359_634x356.jpg[/img] they're so adorable!

Yeah those arent wandering spiders. The clue is that they're fucking tiny and not huge as shit.

[url]http://www.gettyimages.fi/Search/Search.aspx?contractUrl=2&language=en-US&family=creative&assetType=image&p=banana[/url] Here's my response to banana-photos.

Bananas are the best pets but they tend to crawl around a bit.

The last paragraph in the article says spiders are an insect....

[QUOTE=SomeENG;44195399]The last paragraph in the article says spiders are an insect....[/QUOTE] And also the headline that they're "poisonous." I don't think they wanted to eat those spiders.

I started itching at the thought :S

[QUOTE=Chubbs;44193590]Yeah those arent wandering spiders. The clue is that they're fucking tiny and not huge as shit.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01417/Saint-Bernard-pupp_1417865i.jpg[/IMG] These clearly can't be saint bernards, they're simply way too small

They're jumping spiders woww [editline]10th March 2014[/editline] Look at this cute little fucker [IMG]http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs23/i/2009/238/f/2/jumping_spider_just_hatched_by_macrojunkie.jpg[/IMG]

If they were that many Wandering Spiders they would probably be dead before they found out. Seriously those things are scary as shit if you ever see one.

How does this sort of shit even happen? Don't they check their food or something? [QUOTE=Ninja Duck;44192850]I'm more freaked out by the awkward family photos than the [B]monkey [/B]spiders.[/QUOTE] I sure as hell hope you're not doing what I think you are.

Is there really such thing as NON poisonous spiders, headline? Was that descriptor actually fucking necessary?

[QUOTE=J-Dude;44199408]Is there really such thing as NON poisonous spiders, headline? Was that descriptor actually fucking necessary?[/QUOTE] um yeah, actually

Mmmmm

I bet that family went completely bananas when they found out about those spiders.

no... not the bananas. They could have fucked up the pears or peaches but not da banana :(

Worked in produce for 13+ years. Lots of stuff come in on everything. Snakes, tarantulas, some long legged thing, that looked like some kind of huge grasshopper, and other misc critters. This is in the middle of nowhere, Saskatchewan, where I am from. There was a large spider being dragged by one of the guys off his cart, my friend scooped her up for me. (Tarantula lover) and I kept her, she lived over a year. Looked like a Huntsman. Tough little bugger, and fast. I was feeding her the biggest crickets, saved for my Goliath, and she took them down, no problem. Sometimes the bananas will come in all webby, or the grapes come in all webby. Nothing new here in the world of produce......

[QUOTE=paplayer2011;44201229]Worked in produce for 13+ years. Lots of stuff come in on everything. Snakes, tarantulas, some long legged thing, that looked like some kind of huge grasshopper, and other misc critters. This is in the middle of nowhere, Saskatchewan, where I am from. There was a large spider being dragged by one of the guys off his cart, my friend scooped her up for me. (Tarantula lover) and I kept her, she lived over a year. Looked like a Huntsman. Tough little bugger, and fast. I was feeding her the biggest crickets, saved for my Goliath, and she took them down, no problem. Sometimes the bananas will come in all webby, or the grapes come in all webby. Nothing new here in the world of produce......[/QUOTE] You're lucky, weirdest thing I ever found in the bananas was a dead mouse.

[QUOTE=paplayer2011;44201229]Worked in produce for 13+ years. Lots of stuff come in on everything. Snakes, tarantulas, some long legged thing, that looked like some kind of huge grasshopper, and other misc critters. This is in the middle of nowhere, Saskatchewan, where I am from. There was a large spider being dragged by one of the guys off his cart, my friend scooped her up for me. (Tarantula lover) and I kept her, she lived over a year. Looked like a Huntsman. Tough little bugger, and fast. I was feeding her the biggest crickets, saved for my Goliath, and she took them down, no problem. Sometimes the bananas will come in all webby, or the grapes come in all webby. Nothing new here in the world of produce......[/QUOTE] What do you do with the snakes?

Call the manager or one of the guys will come over and they just kill them and throw them out. :(

NO FUCK NO I FOUND THIS SHIT ON A BANANA I HAD THE OTHER WEEK AND JUST LEFT IT OH MY GOD

What if one of them had bitten right into the egg sac?

[QUOTE=IGotWorms;44579378]What if one of them had bitten right into the egg sac?[/QUOTE] Extra protein