• Israel Thread [STOP MAKING NEW ONES]
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[url]http://www.rightsidenews.com/200812283134/culture-wars/hamas-legalizes-the-crucifixion-of-christians-and-other-enemies.html[/url] [quote]Christians better wake-up as Hamas is bringing back the "crucifixion" of Christians. Hamas want to kill Christians by nailing them to crosses and call Jesus Christ the "slave of Allah" Hamas and other Islamists have Christians on the "hit" list. Both Iran and its Hamas proxy in Gaza have been busy this Christmas week showing Christendom just what they think of it. But no one seemed to have noticed. On Tuesday Hamas legislators marked the Christmas season by passing a Sharia criminal code for the Palestinian Authority. Among other things, the code legalizes crucifixion. Hamas's endorsement of nailing enemies of Islam to crosses came at the same time as it renewed its jihad. Here too, Hamas wanted to make sure that Christians didn't neglected as its fighters launched missiles at Jewish day care centers and schools. So on Wednesday Hamas lobbed a mortar at Erez crossing point into Israel just as a group of Gazan Christians were standing on line waiting to travel to Bethlehem for Christmas. While Hamas joyously renewed its jihad against Jews and Christians, its overlords in Iran also basked in jihadist triumphalism. The source of Iran's sense of ascendancy this week was Britain's state-owned Channel 4 network's decision to request that Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad give a special Christmas Day address to the British people. Ahmadinejad's speech was supposed to be a response to Queen Elizabeth II's traditional Christmas Day address to her subjects. That is, Channel 4 presented his message as a reasonable counterpoint to the Christmas greetings of the head of the Church of England. Channel 4 justified its move by proclaiming that it was providing a public service. As a Channel 4 spokesman told the Jerusalem Post, "We're offering [Ahmadinejad] the chance to speak for himself, which people in the West don't often get the chance to see."[/quote] Of course they are fighting for Interdependence and the peaceful beautiful Islamic religion.
They'll have trouble nailing that one down.
Good thing I'm agnostic.
Hamas is going down, Israel is moving their troops right now.
hahahahahhahahhaha what the fuck
[QUOTE=Chrisordie]They'll have trouble nailing that one down.[/QUOTE] You motherfucker. :v:
[QUOTE=Adolf Adolf]Good thing I'm agnostic.[/QUOTE] i am sure people like them would consider anyone who does not share their beliefs an enemy, including you
[QUOTE=Superman9001]You motherfucker. :v:[/QUOTE] It's now Facepunch tradition to make puns at tragic news stories. :v:
Now I don't feel so bad about Israel bombing the shit out of them.
[QUOTE=Uber|nooB]i am sure people like them would consider anyone who does not share their beliefs an enemy, including you[/QUOTE] Good thing I have the American military on my side.
they'll crucify the american military too ffffff
[QUOTE=DualReaverV2]Now I don't feel so bad about Israel bombing the shit out of them.[/QUOTE] Thank you for the support sir. [if you didn't understand, i live in Israel]
Brb becoming Islamic.
[QUOTE=Uber|nooB]they'll crucify the american military too ffffff[/QUOTE] Soon we'll have a half white Commander in Chief, we'll be unstoppable!
[QUOTE=Adolf Adolf]Soon we'll have a half white Commander in Chief, we'll be unstoppable![/QUOTE] he will shoot unicorns and rainbows at them [b]Edit:[/b] out of his eyes
This is going way to far. These fuckers need to be blown to shits by some A-10s. [img]http://www.airforce-technology.com/projects/a-10/images/a10_3.jpg[/img] [highlight]FUCK YEAH[/highlight]
Oh, they'll be blown up. [img]http://www.hategun.com/blog/images/suicideBomberKid.jpg[/img]
You know, they're making Islam seem so warm and fuzzy. Don't they understand the Qu'ran tells them to love their Christian and Jewish brothers, who are "simply following different prophets."
Hmm, good work HAMAS.
Jesus - Slave of Allah? Wasn't the big J a quite an important character according to the Qur'an? Not as big as Mohammed, that's for sure. But I believe that he was some sort of prophet in the eyes of Islam.
That is a bad move. It just heats the conflict. But I guess as long as somone profits from it, it will go on.
:uhoh: Good thing I live far away from there.
[QUOTE=Kazumi]Jesus - Slave of Allah? Wasn't the big J a quite an important character according to the Qur'an? Not as big as Mohammed, that's for sure. But I believe that he was some sort of prophet in the eyes of Islam.[/QUOTE] They say He performed every single miracle that the Christians believe, even the resurrection. They just don't believe He was the son of God
Good thing i live here in the United States, where i'll merely get lynched for being gay :)
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?]They say He performed every single miracle that the Christians believe, even the resurrection. They just don't believe He was the son of God[/QUOTE] Ah, that sounds about right. Though I still don't see a reason for them to mock him. It's like as if christians started to hate Abraham or something.
[QUOTE=Western_Open]Georgia also agreed to allow Israeli Planes in their airspace so they could attack Iran's Nuclear Reactors, that option is now out the window and the Americans won't let them use Iraqi air space (Iraqis don't control their sky :o).[/QUOTE] Don't be too sure about that.
Oh shit. [b]Jesus is back.[/b]
[QUOTE=pyrofiliac]Good thing i live here in the United States, where i'll merely get lynched for being gay :)[/QUOTE] If you live in the northern states, you'll be fine it's also not legal to do this, so it's really more of an illegal thing Versus the HAMAS legalizing this. You also don't have to "radiate gay" where ever you go. That's a fun fact
Funny thing, there has been war down there for longer than I've been alive...
[QUOTE=Kazumi]Jesus - Slave of Allah? Wasn't the big J a quite an important character according to the Qur'an? Not as big as Mohammed, that's for sure. But I believe that he was some sort of prophet in the eyes of Islam.[/QUOTE] First thing I thought when I read the OP.
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