528-Pound Woman Gives Birth to First Child

[Daddy-of-war]

So, really? What's the big deal about this?

[Mr Drover]

How did they even know she was pregnant in the first place?

[Triumph Forks]

[QUOTE=Daddy-of-war;20300423]So, really? What's the big deal about this?[/QUOTE]

That it didn't get smothered, I'm guessing

[cecilbdemodded]

Here's the device they had to use to do the sonogram:

[IMG]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/cecilb6/4-dipping-sonar.jpg[/IMG]

[Carbon Knight]

Oh what a horror it will be for that child.

A life of "Your mommas so fat" jokes.
Knowing that half of them are true.

[GunskiMod]

This is a [B]huge[/B] surprise.

[OvB]

[QUOTE=Carbon Knight;20300690]Oh what a horror it will be for that child.

A life of "Your mommas so fat" jokes.
Knowing that half of them are true.[/QUOTE]

[I]Your mommas so fat an internet forum full of 13 year olds made a thread about your birth. [/I]

[Aries]

[QUOTE=OvB;20300765][I]Your mommas so fat an internet forum full of 13 year olds made a thread about your birth. [/I][/QUOTE]
We need to follow this kid's life, and say that one day. He will love us for it.

[Eluveitie]

Holy shit.

[[DJ Ria]]

How did that man even find her vagina? Were they playing hide and seek?

[teeheeV2]

[QUOTE=OvB;20300765][I]Your mommas so fat an internet forum full of 13 year olds made a thread about your birth. [/I][/QUOTE]

Oh my god, when this kid hits thirteen im going to track him down and say this

[hypno-toad]

[QUOTE='[DJ Ria];20301222']How did that man even find her vagina?[/QUOTE]

Just needs a bit of trial and error.

[Zakk]

Oh god, call child services before the whale eats the baby.

[Pery]

[b]Whale[/b] attack!

[Boba_Fett]

Her husband is 154 pounds?

[Dr Magnusson]

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;20302635]Her husband is 154 pounds?[/QUOTE]
Someone has self-esteem issues..

Atleast the babies will be healthy. Anyone capable of travelling that far to reach an egg must be quite a sportsman!

[MisterMooth]

[QUOTE=Aurora93;20299897]I'm surprised she lost her virginity[/QUOTE]

She's doing better than 99% of FP

[Bengley]

You idiots making fun of her, she's fat because she has a thyroid problems. Learn to read the article.

[BISCUIT_TINS]

she big

[RedSponge]

Atleast she got laid :smug:

[mak364]

i bet the child didn't have to force its way out, every time she went to take a shit i bet it had to brace itself.

[Hammertime]

[QUOTE='[DJ Ria];20301222']How did that man even find her vagina? Were they playing hide and seek?[/QUOTE]

It probably took him quite a few tries before he actually stuck his dick between the right 2 flaps

[ManningQB18]

[QUOTE=Carbon Knight;20300690]Oh what a horror it will be for that child.

A life of "Your mommas so fat" jokes.
Knowing that [B]all[/B] of them are true.[/QUOTE]
Fixed
Yes, even 'The spanish thought she was the new world' one.

[ubermensch]

[QUOTE=Insulator;20299820][url=http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,586606,00.html?test=latestnews]Source[/url]

[img]http://www.foxnews.com/images/598910/0_61_320_obese_pregnant.jpg[/img]
[/QUOTE]

I'm sure there's a baby in there somewhere.

[Dlaor]

[QUOTE=Trogdon;20300061]looks like she [I]had a baby.[/I][/QUOTE]
Ah come on!

[Dyson6]

SHE gets laid and I don't?

Everything I know is a lie.

[EmperorScorpious]

[QUOTE=UberMensch;20311192]I'm sure there's a baby in there somewhere.[/QUOTE]

"a baby"? I'm quite sure there's a few dozen.

[Karbine]

[QUOTE=Aurora93;20299897]I'm surprised she lost her virginity[/QUOTE]
i'm still baffled how he even got it in there

[Shadowspike]

It appears that this woman is [I]morbidly obese[/I]. :cool:

[TheMetalMan]

That delivery room must have been ugly.