[QUOTE=Dyson6;20311628]SHE gets laid and I don't?
Everything I know is a lie.[/QUOTE]
If there is a man for that thing, there must a woman for you somewhere in this world my friend.
I really don't think the parents should be allowed to keep the baby, I mean come on, the baby will starve because it won't be able to find the tits.
[QUOTE=s4ywut?;20319915]If there is a man for that thing, there must a woman for you somewhere in this world my friend.[/QUOTE]
Yeah but she already has a husband. And now a baby.
Her nick name is now DAYUM.
[QUOTE=Johnnsen;20322175]Yeah but she already has a husband. And now a baby.[/QUOTE]
I meant if she can get a husband, which she already has, so can that other fp'er.
This is [i]ground breaking[/i] news! Poor Hospital floor :frown:
I wish I had 6 knees just like her! :downs:
Your mother is so skinny it took 10 people to lift her in a ambulance.
[QUOTE=TheMetalMan;20318757]That delivery room must have been ugly.[/QUOTE]
Yeah it was, after she entered. :rimshot:
No wonder he doesn't want to marry. Look at her fat fingers. That would be an expensive ring.
And we are left to ask:
[I]How?[/I]
If you guys are so curious about how she got laid I'll tell you something about her husband..he's a bit mentally ill. Even his eyes are like :downs: .Hope that solves the mistery
[QUOTE=ionuttzu;20326011]If you guys are so curious about how she got laid I'll tell you something about her husband..he's a bit mentally ill. Even his eyes are like :downs: .Hope that solves the mistery[/QUOTE]
Pics?
[QUOTE=johanz;20326149]Pics?[/QUOTE]
Sorry but I can't find any pics. I saw him only on the news at the TV.
Goddamn i wanna vomit when i see that ! Her right leg probably weights more than my whole body alone.
[QUOTE=Bengley;20303331]You idiots making fun of her, she's fat because she has a thyroid problems. Learn to read the article.[/QUOTE]
A bad thyroid just means that you have to take hormone pills to control your metabolism. Once you get those hormones in, you're just like any one else. It's still her fault.
[QUOTE=s4ywut?;20322467]I meant if she can get a husband, which she already has, so can that other fp'er.[/QUOTE]
I know, it was a joke. I was implying the only woman he could get is this one.
So lads, how many inches of fat do ya think the doc's had to carve through to find the womb?
Im saying 8
I'd tap that!
[QUOTE=claythepro;20341800]I'd tap that![/QUOTE]
I tap it and watch the ripples.
Poor kid.
[QUOTE=Aries;20300792]We need to follow this kid's life, and say that one day. He will love us for it.[/QUOTE]
Let's make a T.V. show out of it, and name him Truman.
All the children will make fun of the kid because they will find this news article and realize that he is part whale.
Let's hope she doesn't sit on her kid or husband like that other fatass.
you know how they say "no heavy lifting" to women who have had c-sections?
imagine being the doctor who has to tell her "so, you arent going to be able to... well do anything at all"
Poor Kid. Must have had to go on an oxygen machine after that.
Where are the rest 30?
She probably realized that she was pregnant a month before she gave birth to it.
-snip- Meh, i hate making puns, they make me feel bad :frown:
Damn, her wife is only 150 pounds?
He needs to wipe his glasses off.
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[b]UPDATE[/b]
528-Pound woman goes for another child!
[img]http://static.open.salon.com/files/fat-lady-on-top1238455728.jpg[/img]
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