German cow escapes from farm before slaughter, evades capture and Police shoot-to-kill order for thr

[Acesarge]

[QUOTE=MajorMattem;32091999]The [i]cowbell[/i]ion begins[/QUOTE]

It's time to stop milking the puns.

[JaffaOrange]

This sounds like the plot of some family movie with sassy talking animals.

[Super Mario Moo]

What an udderly ridiculous news story

[-GTFMiika-]

Yvonne the cow is my hero.

You go, Yvonne.
Fuk da police

[Roof]

German Cow master race

[editline]3rd September 2011[/editline]

( Someone had to make a reference to Nazi Germany in a Germany-related thread. )

[smurfy]

I considered making the thread title something like 'Innocent cow liberated from German death camp'

[lavacano]

[QUOTE=Acesarge;32094628]It's time to stop milking the puns.[/QUOTE]

Don't have a cow, man.

[editline]3rd September 2011[/editline]

...wait no that one sucked, sorry about that.

[PGunnii]

Sounds like a fucking movie

[KevBeans]

Wait, this Cow escapes a slaughterhouse just before her turn by stampeding through an electric fence, lives off the Earth with wild animals, evades the country as it hunts for her and generally does a good job of surviving and we give her a pat on the back and say "That'll do, Cow...that'll do..."?

Why the balls is this Cow not the President of World? I reckon she has more insight than any human alive D:

[Gordon Frohm]

[QUOTE=Roof;32104661]( Someone had to make a reference to Nazi Germany in a Germany-related thread. )[/QUOTE]

how edgy :rolleyes:

[MisterSjeiks]

Cow the fuck did she do that?

[editline]5th September 2011[/editline]

Terrible, terrible pun.

[smurfy]

We should have a pun amnesty to get all these shit puns off the streets