• Oregon Elementary School Nixes Pay-to-Pee Policy
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[QUOTE=BFG9000;43565086]This is a great idea, I was a benefactor in elementary school. The dollars we got weekly could be redeemed for prizes and extra credit, and it taught me bladder discipline. I can hold my urine for hours now, and that is what I did, and as a result I had exceptional grades.[/QUOTE] is that u in ur avatar?? u look like one of those kids that brags about how ur joining the military after high school and talks down to people about discipline
I prefer MLG Cash to Super Pro Bucks, but that's just me.
[QUOTE=Amplified31;43565627]is that u in ur avatar?? u look like one of those kids that brags about how ur joining the military after high school and talks down to people about discipline[/QUOTE] Shut up, that's a different user and he is more respectable than you
Yeah in my math class you need "Homework Re-do passes" to redo your work. She only hands them out to people that raise their hand and know the answer, which are the people that don't need redo passes. That is why I have an F in math.
Poorly made school currency that is quite half assed? A great way to encourage counterfeiting money! (Er something like that.)
[QUOTE=Amplified31;43565627]is that [B]u[/B] in [B]ur[/B] avatar?? [B]u [/B]look like one of those kids that brags about how[B] ur[/B] joining the military after high school and talks down to people about discipline[/QUOTE] Is it really that hard to type out "you" and "your"? Come on man, step it up. [QUOTE=TheMrFailz;43565862]Poorly made school currency that is quite half assed? A great way to encourage counterfeiting money! (Er something like that.)[/QUOTE] Teaching them important computer skills, like scanning and mass printing.
[QUOTE=Cmx;43565879]Is it really that hard to type out "you" and "your"? Come on man, step it up. Teaching them important computer skills, like scanning and mass printing.[/QUOTE] Exactly! Now your child will be ahead of the game!
[QUOTE=BFG9000;43565837]Shut up, that's a different user and he is more respectable than you[/QUOTE] hahahahahah i knew it [QUOTE=Cmx;43565879]Is it really that hard to type out "you" and "your"? Come on man, step it up.[/quote] ya ill be sure to step it up on this internet forum
Many of the teachers and staff at elementary and middle schools are borderline retarded. A rather intelligent monkey would just barely fail to acquire the average education degree if given the chance.
My Elementary school did something like this (but in a cool way). If you got caught picking up trash out on the playground or helping other kids with their work you'd get a blue piece of paper called a "Panther Paw" with a teachers signature. At the end of the month the school would have an assembly and everyone had there panther paws put in a box and they would draw out a few names. I won the raffle twice and got to go bowling with the principle the first time and we went to a pizza place the second time.
[QUOTE=Cmx;43565879]Is it really that hard to type out "you" and "your"? Come on man, step it up.[/QUOTE] does it really matter? it's really not that hard to understand what he meant.
[QUOTE=Mbbird;43565350]story of my life at school: "I need to go to the bathroom." "No you don't." "Yes I do." "You're not going." "Bye." "[B]u dirty [U]TRUANT[/U][/B]"[/QUOTE] Thats when you piss right in front of them and they have a look of regret on their face as they watch the wet spot spread.
[QUOTE=kiloy;43566121]Thats when you piss right in front of them and they have a look of regret on their face as they watch the wet spot spread.[/QUOTE] and everyone watches as the piss escapes from your pantleg, along with your hopes, dreams, and social life.
[QUOTE=Mbbird;43566227]and everyone watches as the piss escapes from your pantleg, along with your hopes, dreams, and social life.[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;GL3E4NhE5ME]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL3E4NhE5ME&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video] [editline]16th January 2014[/editline] Some things, you never escape.
the high school I went to last year had something like this, and as far as I know, still does you'd get Polanos (or something?? i have no clue how it was spelled) for stuff like answering problems on the board, helping out teachers/other students, getting good grades on tests, just general "Star Student" stuff. They served as bathroom passes, Entries to a weekly drawing, and even credit to a school store that opened every wednesday where you could buy school shirts and notebooks and things. They were as flimsy and hastily thrown together as the [url=http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/ktrk/cms_exf_2007/automation/images/9393825_448x252.jpg]image[/url] griffster tossed up, but unlike these being in possession of elementary school kids, they were given to high school students. High school students that understood how to work a photocopier. Our school had a sort of black market for these things, students would carry these by the binder, 200+ pages of photocopied tickets 8 to a page, to just pass around as friends and other students needed them. They'd end up helping other students get out of class, or toss around the answer key they "found by mistake" in order to earn these from polano dealers. I'm not kidding, the whole ordeal was incredibly well constructed. You didn't need a signature to hand them off for your rewards, either. Nobody would be the wiser, as long as you followed the unspoken rule of not spending 3500 polanos on the school store every week it opened. I'd like to imagine nobody was the wiser, but these were high school teachers we were dealing with. They likely didn't even care.
[QUOTE=cebceb44;43566349]the high school I went to last year had something like this, and as far as I know, still does you'd get Polanos (or something?? i have no clue how it was spelled) for stuff like answering problems on the board, helping out teachers/other students, getting good grades on tests, just general "Star Student" stuff. They served as bathroom passes, Entries to a weekly drawing, and even credit to a school store that opened every wednesday where you could buy school shirts and notebooks and things. They were as flimsy and hastily thrown together as the [url=http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/ktrk/cms_exf_2007/automation/images/9393825_448x252.jpg]image[/url] griffster tossed up, but unlike these being in possession of elementary school kids, they were given to high school students. High school students that understood how to work a photocopier. Our school had a sort of black market for these things, students would carry these by the binder, 200+ pages of photocopied tickets 8 to a page, to just pass around as friends and other students needed them. They'd end up helping other students get out of class, or toss around the answer key they "found by mistake" in order to earn these from polano dealers. I'm not kidding, the whole ordeal was incredibly well constructed. You didn't need a signature to hand them off for your rewards, either. Nobody would be the wiser, as long as you followed the unspoken rule of not spending 3500 polanos on the school store every week it opened. I'd like to imagine nobody was the wiser, but these were high school teachers we were dealing with. They likely didn't even care.[/QUOTE] this is why doing these little gimmicks with anyone past 6th grade is a bit silly by that point, kids are already maturing mentally, and can handle responsibility and stress 100x better than a little kid; the point of currencies is to embed some sense of responsibility and to incentivize kids to perform well doing stuff like that with teenagers just makes me cringe and makes me feel like the students arent being treated as their age
Once in Primary School the teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom when I really needed to go so I threatened to shit myself and started farting really hard then she let me go.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;43566554]Once in Primary School the teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom when I really needed to go so I threatened to shit myself and started farting really hard then she let me go.[/QUOTE] Pragmatic thought at an early age.
When I was in 6th grade a kid shit himself in class. When the teacher finally let him go to the bathroom he ran out of the class and a shit nugget fell out of his pant leg.
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