Guy stuffs Eighty-four bags of crack, Two hundred-eighteen Oxycodone pills, Eleven grams of weed up

[RyanH]

If he ever gets arrested, I hope his friend doesn't eat the drugs from his ass then dies afterwards.

[Sigfrial]

[QUOTE=Phaselancer;35978230]I want to know how it went from a traffic stop, to him getting a pat down.[/QUOTE]

When he claimed the cop couldn't have caught him, as he had hit 88 mph?

[Andokool12]

[QUOTE=Dalndox;35963865]If those bags had broken, he would have fucking [i]time-traveled[/i].

[sp]At least, so he'd think.[/sp][/QUOTE]

He'd die

[Mugofdoom]

[QUOTE=Recurracy;35977566]After seeing infinity itself, of course.

[editline]16th May 2012[/editline]

Because of the scary dinosaurs in his time trip, man.[/QUOTE]

It's crack and Oxycodone, not acid. The weed wouldn't work if the bag burst.

He'd just die of a heart attack because of the massive fucking speed ball he just took.

[l l]

[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;35966068]Pretty sure that if those bags burst, he'd die instantly.[/QUOTE]

Instantly? Sorry no.

[Reader]

[QUOTE=mugofdoom;36030417]It's crack and Oxycontin, not acid. The weed wouldn't work if the bag burst.

He'd just die of a heart attack because of the massive fucking speed ball he just took.[/QUOTE]
Acid kills?

[Mugofdoom]

[QUOTE=Reader;36030551]Acid kills?[/QUOTE]

Uhh, no. Crack and oxycodone kill. Acid is pretty benign.

[Leonmyster]

Reminds me of that scene in [i]The Animal[/i] where the main character finds drugs in some guy's ass.

[AltFanatic]

kirk johnson?

[SundayRoast]

He should include is magnificent asshole in his resume.

[Vipersdream]

Couldn't the dealers of used more than one drug mule, split the cash and send them on different directions instead of one guy with a butt load of drugs in his arse?
Why am I imagining it been like trying to put a sleeping bag back in its bag?

[FreakyMe]

Did they also find [url=http://www.zoofur.com/image.php?type=P&id=16155]Thor[/url] while they were up there?

Jesus Christ.