• Pepsi Says Mountain Dew Can Dissolve Mouse Carcasses
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yep we're totally fucked cause we have no chemical buffers in our bodies what so ever also no fucking shit a dead mouse in a can of soda would accelerate decomposition stop being so scrub
[QUOTE=yawmwen;34042038]Wait...what? I don't think you're supposed to drink antifreeze. In fact I don't think you are [i]able[/i] to drink antifreeze. Not without dying of course.[/QUOTE] Nah, not real antifreeze. It's just an in-joke I had with some friends a while back since Powerade looks pretty much exactly like it. I mean, look at this: [IMG]http://www.virginmedia.com/images/food-powerade-431x300.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Amplar;34042044]My stomach acid can also dissolve a mouse, now what?[/QUOTE] but you dont drink your own stomach acid dood
[QUOTE=BlackCrow;34041469]And the [B]sulphuric acid[/B] they use in sodas are probably a factor, as well. No bullshit, check the ingredients tab on your soda.[/QUOTE] What brand of soda do you drink....
[QUOTE=LF9000;34042095]What brand of soda do you drink....[/QUOTE] he's actually a robot
[QUOTE=LF9000;34042095]What brand of soda do you drink....[/QUOTE] He just grabs shit out of chemistry cabinets and says "Whelp, you look tasty today".
[QUOTE=soccerskyman;34041925]I have a can of Dew right here. Let me list the ingredients for you. "Carbonated Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Concentrated Orange Juice, Citric Acid, Natural Flavor, Sodium Benzoate (preserves freshness), Caffeine, Sodium Citrate, Erythorbic Acid (preserves freshness), Gum Arabic, Calcium Disodium EDTA (to protect flavor), Brominated Vegetable Oil, Yellow 5." Oh hey look at that. No "sulphuric acid" anywhere. Who would've thought...[/QUOTE] Are a majority of you dense in the fucking head? It's blatantly obvious that he was being sarcastic.
[QUOTE=soccerskyman;34041925]I have a can of Dew right here. Let me list the ingredients for you. "Carbonated Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Concentrated Orange Juice, Citric Acid, Natural Flavor, Sodium Benzoate (preserves freshness), Caffeine, Sodium Citrate, Erythorbic Acid (preserves freshness), Gum Arabic, Calcium Disodium EDTA (to protect flavor), Brominated Vegetable Oil, Yellow 5." Oh hey look at that. No "sulphuric acid" anywhere. Who would've thought...[/QUOTE] But there is Brominated Vegatable Oil, which is confirmed as a chemical that will fuck your shit up acutely at high levels, and at low levels it does bad stuff that we don't know about.
[QUOTE=DeandreT;34041427]Tastes like acid too imo.[/QUOTE] In this case, acid taste's delicious.
Coke is good, mountain dew is meh I only drink it if there is nothing else.
[QUOTE=Scottismelol;34041397]But its true, most soda is like drinking battery acid. I don't understand why anyone drinks that crap anyways.[/QUOTE] Cmon man it tastes great.
[QUOTE=Turnips5;34041784]that's concentrated sulphuric acid though big difference, even if he is being silly[/QUOTE] i just wanted to share something cool
[QUOTE=Scottismelol;34041397]But its true, most soda is like drinking battery acid. I don't understand why anyone drinks that crap anyways.[/QUOTE] Because it tastes good. It's that simple.
And how did they find this out?
You know what else can dissolve a dead mouse? Water. Better stop drinking water.
[QUOTE=Marcolade;34041850]I can regularly go through an entire 24-pack of Coca-Cola by myself in about a day if I really wanted to. If they really used sulphuric acid, then that would make me one mean, lean, diabetic machine.[/QUOTE] You'd also be one dead, dead, dead machine. [editline]4th January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;34041921]You know, clear soda cans actually sound like a real fucking cool idea, slapping the logo and a bit more of the fancy classic soda can shit onto a crystal clear can.[/QUOTE] yeah it's called a bottle.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;34041921]You know, clear soda cans actually sound like a real fucking cool idea, slapping the logo and a bit more of the fancy classic soda can shit onto a crystal clear can.[/QUOTE] we normal people call those "bottles" HNNNNG fuck you murkat [editline]4th January 2012[/editline] Also, pepsi and half of their other products taste awful.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;34042081]but you dont drink your own stomach acid dood[/QUOTE] Your body can withstand it sitting in your stomach for all of your life and expelling it, so I think my body can take some mountain dew.
[QUOTE=latin_geek;34042814]we normal people call those "bottles" HNNNNG fuck you murkat [editline]4th January 2012[/editline] Also, pepsi and half of their other products taste awful.[/QUOTE] Doctor Pepper is superior in every regard.
[QUOTE=latin_geek;34042814]we normal people call those "bottles" HNNNNG fuck you murkat [editline]4th January 2012[/editline] Also, pepsi and half of their other products taste awful.[/QUOTE]What? How do you get Ninja'd be almost twenty minutes?
I have a feeling that people who find soda delicious have dead tastebuds. I haven't had any soda in a few years or so other than a sip every now and then. It tastes like a cup of sugar dissolved in water.
[QUOTE=Sanius;34043139]I have a feeling that people who find soda delicious have dead tastebuds. I haven't had any soda in a few years or so other than a sip every now and then. It tastes like a cup of sugar dissolved in water.[/QUOTE] What sodas are you drinking?
[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;34043302]What sodas are you drinking?[/QUOTE] Coke, Pepsi, etc. It all tastes like the same trash to me.
[QUOTE=Sanius;34043139]I have a feeling that people who find soda delicious have dead tastebuds.[/QUOTE] for your information i actually have [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supertaster]superhero taste buds[/url] and find Coca-Cola delicious. everything else is gross though, tastes bitter and super-sweet.
I fucking love Code Red, but my parents refuse to get it, and now I guess I know why.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;34041774]Phosphoric Acid, actually. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phosphoric_acid#Processed_food_use[/url] I don't blame you for getting it wrong. Science is hard. Especially when it involves big fancy words like "Sulfuric", "Phosphoric", and "Acid".[/QUOTE] Son ooofff a biiiitccch! [img]http://209.85.48.14/1501/164/0/e5003566//e5003566.gif[/img] I'm a stupid shit for getting it mixed....
Everyone posting in here about acids is ridiculous. I'll take my stab at this. The acid in soda is Phosphoric acid (mostly found in Coke). It should really be illegal for them to put phosphoric acid in your drink, it isn't that great for you at all. Also, your stomach acid isn't very concentrated. The HCl is only a pH of 1.5-3.0 or so. The concentration of this acid is about 0.16M which isn't that high at all. Concentrated HCl in a bottle is around 18M. Your stomach acid isn't used to dissolve things really. It is used to activate enzymes that do break things down, notably pepsin. The HCl also serves to kill bacteria and what not in the stomach that you ingest while eating. Your stomach can only handle so much stress from acid. There are tight junctions that are impermeable to H+ ions and there is also build up of mucus and what not that also protects. Drinking soda may not cause you to increase your acid concentration enough to damage the lining, but it is completely possible to have too much acid in the stomach.
I don't understand the big craze for mountain dew, the first time I ever had it was when I moved to Melbourne, I'd heard so much about it, but all it tastes is like watered down solo
The chance of a mouse ending up in a can of soda is basically zero. I know they can fit through some small spaces, but there's just no way it's fitting through that tiny drinking hole on a pop can. Nor would it even want to, they're empty, then they're filled, then they're tabbed and sealed all in one step.
[QUOTE=ice445;34043779]The chance of a mouse ending up in a can of soda is basically zero. I know they can fit through some small spaces, but there's just no way it's fitting through that tiny drinking hole on a pop can. Nor would it even want to, they're empty, then they're filled, then they're tabbed and sealed all in one step.[/QUOTE] They can EASILY fit through that actually. But like you said, the chances of a mouse actually getting into one is slim to none.
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