That criminal which shook the internet for his good 'looks' just got a $30,000 modelling contract - Polidicks

[QUOTE=MR-X;45319674]I would compare it more to female sex offenders that look good.[/QUOTE] I'd compare it to female offenders that look good.

Had it not been for the tattoos, I'd say he looks pretty friendly

What a mundane discussion. He's just a felon who managed to take a striking picture. There are people out there who have a criminal fetish, and he is no different. It's not so weird that people find him attractive: [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hybristophilia[/URL]

I think its funny how a while ago everyone was freaking out about an attractive female criminal and she sued n stuff and now there is a male one and hes getting modeling contracts.

Not bad...but definitely not the best looker.

Dreamy McHug This can't be real.

Everyone buttmad because a derelict makes more pussy wet than you ever will.

Proof that if you're attractive, nothing else matters. People even forget you're a convict and a criminal. [editline]7th July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=mdeceiver79;45319450]Does a black tear imply he's killed someone?[/QUOTE] I think it was supposed to mean you've blinded someone but nowadays it means nothing at all

[QUOTE=avincent;45320250]Everyone buttmad because a derelict makes more pussy wet than you ever will.[/QUOTE] I actually own a professional pet salon.

I'm not insecure about my own looks, but he definitely looks like an asshole.

[QUOTE=NoobSauce;45320291]I'm not insecure about my own looks, but he definitely looks like an asshole.[/QUOTE] He is one. And many dig it.

[QUOTE=Cabbage;45320261]Proof that if you're attractive, nothing else matters. [/QUOTE] Why do you think 99% of American feminists are fat ugly hambeasts or frail beta males?

[QUOTE=avincent;45320495]Why do you think 99% of American feminists are fat ugly hambeasts or frail beta males?[/QUOTE] Do you even know what feminist means?

[QUOTE=mdeceiver79;45320612]Do you even know what feminist means?[/QUOTE] I know what it used to be about but today's American feminism isn't even about equal rights anymore.

[QUOTE=RichyZ;45320743]yeah its all about women trying to steal my videogames and porn madness i tell you, madness[/QUOTE] Feminism sounds like my mom

He's pretty hot. Good thing a site full of nerds (its a fucking forum for valve games, come on(im also pretty ugly and nerdy)) is on here to make sure he knows that he isn't. Get over yourselves. The whole point of this event even happening is because people made a big deal of how attractive he is. Whether you think your opinion is right/wrong, the majority think that he is, thus, getting him all the attention.

I guess I'm supposed to be shocked? Even with the tattoos, the guy really is a handsome devil.

[QUOTE=shozamar;45319557]He's pretty hot[/QUOTE] [img]http://puu.sh/a1bCg.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=GameDev;45320892][img]http://puu.sh/a1bCg.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] literally the worst argument. I can get a picture of the hottest fucking person on the planet, and then can easily compare it to the worst picture ever taken of them and it'll make them atrocious if compared to the original.

[QUOTE=kwk;45320817]He's pretty hot. Good thing a site full of nerds (its a fucking forum for valve games, come on(im also pretty ugly and nerdy)) is on here to make sure he knows that he isn't. Get over yourselves.[/QUOTE] You shouldn't generalize people like that, just saying

[QUOTE=Rixxz2;45321188]You shouldn't generalize people like that, just saying[/QUOTE] He's just trying to make a splash by being inflammatory, give him time and he'll stop.

Just because people think he is attractive doesn't mean they think he is a good person? Physical attraction has nothing to do with the persons life. Attraction overall more-so maybe, but come on, you can't take what some of these girls are saying at face value. I mean really calling society shallow for calling someone who is physically attractive attractive is fucking stupid, regardless of what they have done in life.

[QUOTE=MR-X;45319526]what makes this situation even better is that the only people that have the hots for him are desperate housewives. it also goes to show that people are willing to overlook anything based on looks seeing as this guy has a pretty big wrap sheet. he's also currently in court for lot of weapons charges this guy is dangerous felon[/QUOTE] Be that as it may, it shouldn't prevent him from accepting modelling job offers. Or should it?

he looks like douchey toolbag #430958 but that's the current fad so here we are i guess.

[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;45319437]he looks ridiculous.[/QUOTE] Surely you don't [i]always[/i] judge people based on how they look? Besides, tattoos are a.. uhh.. respectable form of body art?

[QUOTE=RichyZ;45321896]lol @ nerds failing to see why women think hes hot (its not the badboy thing incase you're wondering!)[/QUOTE] It's the fact that he's got generic masculine good looks and an asinine media frenzy over it. He's a violent fucking gang member, offering him anything other than prison is ridiculous. Also I'm pretty sure being a convicted felon completely limits his ability to travel, which is about half of a models job. So everyone who's having a fit over this douchebags success can stop worrying, it's just a shitty publicity grab by some agency.

All his green eyes. Everything else, there are heaploads of out there.

[QUOTE=Cabbage;45320261]I think it was supposed to mean you've blinded someone but nowadays it means nothing at all[/QUOTE] IIRC tears represent people close to you. A filled tear means you've lost a loved one. A hollow tear means someone close to you is doing time. I was once on a cruise and my bunkmate was an ex-felon with 3 tears. 2 were filled, 1 was hollow. He used to run with a gang that extorted and eventually killed some people. One of his mates was now in prison. Another was killed in a firefight with the police and the last one was his little brother, who hung himself.

Did he really [I]shake the internet[/I]? Or did he just get like 10,000 fucking Facebook likes or something like that? The hyperbole in this headline makes me so angry.

[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;45319679]Well I suppose he'd look better if he were clean shaven and wore something to contrast those tattoos, and perhaps looked straight ahead. IMO head tilt doesn't suit how he looks.[/QUOTE] he's taking a mug shot, the fuck Im pretty sure attempting to find an angle that best suited his bone structure was the last thing on his mind. Anyway this guy is handsome as fuck, no wonder women are attracted to him with that jaw and those eyes.