4th Super Smash Bros Game Announced: 2 Newcomers Confirmed (Holy Shit) - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Outro-intro;41001373]I'm so excited! But... Out of all of the characters... They chose the "wii fit trainer" Out of all of the characters... why would you choose a department store mannequin for a character? It feels like shameless self promoting to me. I just don't understand Why her.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://rule34-data-003.paheal.net/_images/40ba3362d50f94a23c4f5e1f1fdac22e/1137566%20-%20Wii%20Wii_Fit_Trainer%20Yeisabarbie%20wii_fit.jpg[/IMG] That's why.

[QUOTE=Outro-intro;41001373]I'm so excited! But... Out of all of the characters... They chose the "wii fit trainer" Out of all of the characters... why would you choose a department store mannequin for a character? It feels like shameless self promoting to me. I just don't understand Why her.[/QUOTE] She's the joke character. Nobody was clamoring for the dumb little plastic gyro-robot that Nintendo used to sell Nintendo Entertainment Systems, or the 2-D LCD man from vintage handhelds. But tossing in the character from a fitness game that moved plenty of Wiis and Balance Boards sure fits the pattern of weird inclusions.

If I were gonna buy any "next gen" console, it'd prolly be the Wii. I haven't had a Nintendo since the N64 (I know!), and the Xbox and PS4 just don't interest me much these days.

I really hope they accidentally bring the black hole glitch back.

[QUOTE=matt000024;41001915]I really hope they accidentally bring the black hole glitch back.[/QUOTE] They'll do even better and bring it back as a character. After seeing the Wii fit lady, I'd believe it.

i've come from the future and have brought back my copy of smash bros 4 [IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/e8e5149b7c06f971c33543c0f3dda8a8/tumblr_mo9c60sMr61r6kk3lo1_500.jpg[/IMG]

I think it's pretty funny they included her. Random characters like that make the game more fun in my opinion. I'm there will be lots of other cool newcomers. I hope I don't lose any of my mains... (ROB, Ness, DeDeDe) but I play every character pretty much. Also just hit 700 hours on my file. yes I also hope they have some options to better tweak it for competetive play. Maybe just a disable trip option. I liked the pace of Brawl over Melee but the tripping was a bit of a turnoff .

I still really hope they put Waluigi in the game, i mean we've got mario, luigi, and wario, waluigi is the only one missing, and he's also one of the most wanted characters, the only thing we know is that he's an evil clone of luigi, they could do anything with him.

[QUOTE=Justnobody;41001416]nsfw wii fit trainer That's why.[/QUOTE] Might want to tag that.

I love that megaman is being added to the list but I'm praying that Wolf will still be on the roster. Though something tells me I'm going to be disappointed.

Am I the only one that really doesn't like the animal crossing character being added but really likes the wii fit one getting in?

[QUOTE=Rellow;41001116][B]Jesus christ.[/B] Did you see that shine in the Villager's eye in his reveal? That motherfucker is out for blood. He plucks bullets out of the air [I]mid-flight[/I] and chucks them back at people at the exact same velocity. The other fighters are probably going to be found dead with bowling balls lodged in their skulls.[/QUOTE] The internet has caught onto this. [IMG]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/559/500/bb8.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Ryu-Gi;41003703]The internet has caught onto this. [IMG]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/559/500/bb8.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] "Where do you think you're going?"

Non-specific action figure for newcomer please

[QUOTE=YCheez;41003812]"Where do you think you're going?"[/QUOTE] ..Nowhere. [IMG]http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/559/069/ca8.png[/IMG]

Anyone dissing the Wii Fit trainer (for any reason, the popular ones seem to be "ugh next game n watch" "no fanbase" and "NINTENDO SUPPORTS FAT SHAMING") (last one's from Tumblr) is legit silly [IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/72338e1f92b8c5c4f6401aa8839835cb/tumblr_mo90d6pSp01qdfas7o1_500.jpg[/IMG] [I]talk shit get fit[/I]

[QUOTE=latin_geek;41004081]Anyone dissing the Wii Fit trainer (for any reason, the popular ones seem to be "[b]ugh next game n watch[/b]" "no fanbase" and "NINTENDO SUPPORTS FAT SHAMING") (last one's from Tumblr) is legit silly [IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/72338e1f92b8c5c4f6401aa8839835cb/tumblr_mo90d6pSp01qdfas7o1_500.jpg[/IMG] [I]talk shit get fit[/I][/QUOTE] Hey don't diss Mr.Game & Watch

[QUOTE=latin_geek;41004081]Anyone dissing the Wii Fit trainer (for any reason, the popular ones seem to be "ugh next game n watch" "no fanbase" and "NINTENDO SUPPORTS FAT SHAMING") (last one's from Tumblr) is legit silly [IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/72338e1f92b8c5c4f6401aa8839835cb/tumblr_mo90d6pSp01qdfas7o1_500.jpg[/IMG] [I]talk shit get fit[/I][/QUOTE] "[i]Do you even lift?[/i]"

[QUOTE=latin_geek;41004081]Anyone dissing the Wii Fit trainer (for any reason, the popular ones seem to be "ugh next game n watch" "no fanbase" and "NINTENDO SUPPORTS FAT SHAMING") (last one's from Tumblr) is legit silly [IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/72338e1f92b8c5c4f6401aa8839835cb/tumblr_mo90d6pSp01qdfas7o1_500.jpg[/IMG] [I]talk shit get fit[/I][/QUOTE] Game and Watch is the shit and so is Fit Girl.

[QUOTE=latin_geek;41004081]Wii Fit trainer[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=latin_geek;41004081]game n watch[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Rainbowmaker;41004130]Hey don't diss Mr.Game & Watch[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=gamefreek76;41004236]Game and Watch is the shit and so is Fit Girl.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://wikicheats.gametrailers.com/images/f/f2/Smash_Bros_Brawl_ROB.jpg[/IMG] You guys still like me, right? ...right?

I wonder if theyll put the male trainer in too

I'm waiting for Ridley to show up. Samus is [i]still[/i] the only character from the Metroid games at this point, and Ridley's been the biggest thorn in her side, so he'd make the most sense to add. Plus I want to see him kick Bowser's ass.

[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;41004299][IMG]http://wikicheats.gametrailers.com/images/f/f2/Smash_Bros_Brawl_ROB.jpg[/IMG] You guys still like me, right? ...right?[/QUOTE] Fuck off ROB. go play with your stupid top.

villager looks so fucking fun to play and i think sakurai said they're trying to make the gameplay a lot faster

[QUOTE=Shotz;41004612]I wonder if theyll put the male trainer in too[/QUOTE] Well it's speculated alt costumes won't always be "oh they have red clothes now" and actually change them up a little more. In case of Villager, maybe have alt costumes to make it the female version? In that regard, the male trainer is a possibility.

The Wii Fit Trainer and the Villager look like Dr Who villains.

[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;41004299][IMG]http://wikicheats.gametrailers.com/images/f/f2/Smash_Bros_Brawl_ROB.jpg[/IMG] You guys still like me, right? ...right?[/QUOTE] Fuck you, your Final Smash was the most broken piece of shit.

[QUOTE=Dwarfy77;41001296]Still no Simon Fucking Belmont? The one character I would kill for in a SSB game, [b]I know he was an assist trophy[/b], but I want to play as the glorious bastard himself, fighting with the whip would be fun as hell.[/QUOTE] He was an assist trophy? What??

Getting hyped. But I have neither a 3DS or a WiiU. e: I'll probably end up deciding on either when we know more about the differences between the two versions.

[URL]http://i.imgur.com/h5U3Nrz.png[/URL] NSFW jesus christ they're so fast with picking this stuff up