• "My dog ate my homework" - No, really, it did
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[quote]It's the oldest story in the book: "The dog ate my homework." However, for Payton Moody, 13, of Englewood, Colo., who slaved away for hours on her candy-covered volcano project, that story became painfully true not only for her, but for her poor dog, Reggie.[/quote] [url]http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/dog-eats-candy-covered-volcano-homework-ending-emergency-205615558--abc-news-lifestyle.html?vp=1[/url]
Posters and other 'Projects' drive me utterly insane. Fucking pieces of shit. I find it a little insulting I still have to make them in Year 11. The same FUCKING THING can be achieved with a page of notes with a couple of pictures, but NOPE got to waste your time
At least Reggie came away okay and Payton got an A, so a happy ending I suppose?
Wow, if I were her, I would NOT leave that shit out in the open. My two dogs are always getting into the trash and whatnot.
My dog did eat my homework once, I don't know why though it was just a bunch of paper in a plastic folder.
My teacher had to apologize to a few students one time because his dogs ate their homework.
My dogs dont eat my homework but they like to eat entire chocolate babka cakes very frequently
[QUOTE=dwt110;42941076]My dogs dont eat my homework but they like to eat entire [b]chocolate[/b] babka cakes very frequently[/QUOTE] you might want to get that checked out....
Yeah my dog legitimately ate my homework once. I told my teacher and we all had a good laugh.
My sister frequently pretends to be a specific animal for a long period of time (couple of months). Maybe I could get her to eat my homework when she decides she is a dog.
I remember when my dog ate a whole chunk out of a book I had to read for Literature/Composition. They didn't believe me, but I saw my fuck of a dog do it. Having to pay a lot for a book you didn't destroy isn't fun :c
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;42941110]you might want to get that checked out....[/QUOTE] I think it's the theobromine and the caffeine that does it; poor things can't metabolise it as fast. I think the same applies to cats as well, and come to think of it, most smaller mammals.
They made a volcano entirely out of candy, and used inch long nails to keep it together. I hear they made super-glue eclairs for the bake sale.
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;42941110]you might want to get that checked out....[/QUOTE] My old dog once ate at least half a bag of Hershey's kisses, if not most of it. I don't mean a small bag either, I mean the ones about the size of a small keyboard. Nothing happened. [QUOTE=NightmareX91;42941167]My sister frequently pretends to be a specific animal for a long period of time (couple of months). Maybe I could get her to eat my homework when she decides she is a dog.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;42941110]you might want to get that checked out....[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Rocko's;42941185]I remember when my dog ate a whole chunk out of a book I had to read for Literature/Composition. They didn't believe me, but I saw my fuck of a dog do it. Having to pay a lot for a book you didn't destroy isn't fun :c[/QUOTE] Avatar seems fitting.
[QUOTE=FlashMarsh;42940665]Posters and other 'Projects' drive me utterly insane. Fucking pieces of shit. I find it a little insulting I still have to make them in Year 11. The same FUCKING THING can be achieved with a page of notes with a couple of pictures, but NOPE got to waste your time[/QUOTE] Senior year, and I'm coloring the fucking map of Canada. Are you shitting me? I feel like I'm back in grade 5 starting our geography unit. Fuck you History30, history my ass.
Speaking of dogs eating weird shit and surviving... My family's old red golden retriever ate: A dozen chocolate cupcakes, paper and all Several sheets of large grit sandpaper A bug bomb as it was going off Never had to be taken to the vet, and lived to the ripe old age of 16. Dogs are tougher than a lot of people think.
[QUOTE=FlashMarsh;42940665]Posters and other 'Projects' drive me utterly insane. Fucking pieces of shit. I find it a little insulting I still have to make them in Year 11. The same FUCKING THING can be achieved with a page of notes with a couple of pictures, but NOPE got to waste your time[/QUOTE] people learn in different ways in year 11, you're no doubt surrounded by lots of people who fail to be stimulated in a traditional academic environment. let's say you're learning history. most of the people in your class will never study history ever again. a lot of these people will despise essays. some of them might love making visual designs. isn't it good that these people get at least one chance to learn about history, instead of setting essay after essay after essay? don't be such a selfish cunt. you're very lucky that the way you like to learn and get work done happens to be writing notes and essays: you are suited to university study and are therefore likely to get a decent job and a decent wage. don't moan. do the shitty poster to the lowest possible standard. you'll probably take the information in anyway because you're lucky like that. give other people a chance hey
[QUOTE=rovar;42942739]Senior year, and I'm coloring the fucking map of Canada. Are you shitting me? I feel like I'm back in grade 5 starting our geography unit. Fuck you History30, history my ass.[/QUOTE] Try American senior year where we make fucking coloring books for bible stories. And this is considered an "honors class"!
[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;42943290]Speaking of dogs eating weird shit and surviving... My family's old red golden retriever ate: A dozen chocolate cupcakes, paper and all Several sheets of large grit sandpaper A bug bomb as it was going off Never had to be taken to the vet, and lived to the ripe old age of 16. Dogs are tougher than a lot of people think.[/QUOTE] Our dogs eat the shit out of chocolate and we've never had one die before the age of 14.
My dog fucking loved frosted flakes :v:
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