Lady Gaga: I don't have much sex because people will take my creativity through my vagina - Polidicks

I guess its good to be a creativity thief ;3

What vagina?

So the joke about her being a man is still going strong after pics of her vagina circulated. Huh. Oh, and she can sing amazingly well.

Creativity? You mean your song writer's creativity?

[QUOTE=mastermaul;23786633]Creativity? You mean your song writer's creativity?[/QUOTE] Do you ever notice how she dresses?

[QUOTE=mastermaul;23786633]Creativity? You mean your song writer's creativity?[/QUOTE] She writes her own songs...

What vagina? :downs:

That's bullshit, she once said she wanted to be fucked by 3 men you can look for it

[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;23786496]So the joke about her being a man is still going strong [B]after pics of her vagina[/B] circulated. Huh. Oh, and she can sing amazingly well.[/QUOTE] Wait what?

[QUOTE=Zenpod;23787077]Wait what?[/QUOTE] Her vagina slipped out on stage once or twice.

[QUOTE=Zenpod;23787077]Wait what?[/QUOTE] Perfect avatar for the question

So you eat something to consume one's strenght you fuck to consume one's creativity what's next? kiss to consume one's herpes?

Where I come from we call HIV, HIV. Not "creativity"

Lies. She doesn't have sex because nobody wants her dick in their ass.

[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;23787104]Her vagina slipped out on stage once or twice.[/QUOTE] You make it sound like a captive midget that escaped or something.

[QUOTE=BOP;23786935]What vagina? :downs:[/QUOTE] Dude I said that like 3 posts above you :commissar:

ITT: facepunch doesn't understand metaphors

:wtc: Sums this article up completely.

Interesting read.

Apparently she is saying she writes better songs when she's horny. I'm cool with that :q:

[QUOTE=Stizzles;23789852]Lies. She doesn't have sex because nobody wants her dick in their ass.[/QUOTE] Stizzles, what the hell happened. But on topic, if you screwed Lady Gaga, you'd start writing songs and everyone would accuse you of being a hermaphrodite/transvestite? Yeah, sure, OK.

[QUOTE=thisispain;23792501]ITT: facepunch doesn't understand metaphors[/QUOTE] Pretty much this.

[QUOTE=Marnetmar;23793434]Apparently she is saying she writes better songs when she's horny. I'm cool with that :q:[/QUOTE] she must never be horny then

[QUOTE=Mexican;23794385]she must never be horny then[/QUOTE] 1) She writes her own songs 2) if you actually paid attention, her songs are metaphors for a lot of things. You don't have to like them, but some people do. Their is no fucking objective scale for this. For fucks sakes, she's a great piano player and she has a beautiful voice.

So it does have a vagina.

I didn't say she didn't write her own songs, and I know the metaphors. Still don't like her much. Regardless she's probably the best thing that plays on the radio, but I wouldn't willingly listen to her otherwise. Was mostly just joking, I don't really care, didn't know you guys were that into her.

[QUOTE=Mexican;23794549]I didn't say she didn't write her own songs, and I know the metaphors. Still don't like her much. Regardless she's probably the best thing that plays on the radio, but I wouldn't willingly listen to her otherwise. Was mostly just joking, I don't really care, didn't know you guys were that into her.[/QUOTE] Most people aren't, somehow, for some reason, she's the only pop artist I like despite being almost a straight up metal head. I just respect her for her incredible weirdness and the fact she's a popstar that actually does all the work for herself.

No wonder all her music fucking sucks.

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;23784910]Nah, she's just a tranny. I thought this had been established a long time ago.[/QUOTE] This was a German woman joke.

[QUOTE=Stizzles;23789852]Lies. She doesn't have sex because nobody wants her dick in their ass.[/QUOTE]I do :v: