Lady Gaga: I don't have much sex because people will take my creativity through my vagina

[evilweazel]

My dick is a creativity vacuum.

[Lazor]

[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;23794729]Most people aren't, somehow, for some reason, she's the only pop artist I like despite being almost a straight up metal head. I just respect her for her incredible weirdness and the fact she's a popstar that actually does all the work for herself.[/QUOTE]
it's pop, most people on facepunch have an irrational hatred of pop and rap

[MegaChalupa]

If you've read 1984 his might seem logical to you.

I quoth thee Wikipedia.
[quote=Wikiped]Sexual repression

With the Junior Anti-Sex-League, the Party imposes antisexualism upon its members to eliminate the personal sexual attachments that diminish political loyalty. Julia describes Party fanaticism as "sex gone sour"; except during the love affair with Julia, Winston suffers recurring ankle inflammation, an Oedipal allusion to sexual repression.[citation needed] In Part III, O'Brien tells Winston that neurologists are working to extinguish the orgasm; the mental energy required for prolonged worship requires authoritarian suppression of the libido, a vital instinct.[/quote]

[Half-Health]

Her creativity..? gahahahahah!

[HumanAbyss]

[QUOTE=BlackRazor88;23795910]Her creativity..? gahahahahah![/QUOTE]

Wow, that was more creative than one of her songs.

Oh wait, it really wasn't.

[M3tis]

I want to steal her creativity if you know what I mean. :wink:

[The mouse]

69 funnies, eh?

[editline]08:45AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=M3tis;23796119]I want to steal her creativity if you know what I mean. :wink:[/QUOTE] Rated rainbow

[Grim Joker]

I'd take her creativity, and then we could keep having sex until I gave it back. Selfless, I know.

[wtf_Stormz21]

So, she writes all of her ideas on sticky-notes, crumbles them up, and stuffs them into her vagina? And guys only want to fish them out? Logical explanation.

[stablemist]

I recall her in an interview saying she will only have sex with a guy with a huge dick. Though she's not going to find someone who wants to sleep with her anyway.

[FPChris]

I can see it now, all the biggest artist of all time, through a STD.

The Beatles, Queen, Metallica and over time Lady Gaga.

It all makes sense.

[sp]Creativity is a STD[/sp]

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Also, Lady Gaga recently admitted to taking Cocaine because she's lonely.

[editline]01:48PM[/editline]

I hope she realises she can get laid with almost everyone, just because she's Lady Gaga,

[BCell]

Sex don't really give creativity

[BrickInTheHead]

[QUOTE=thisispain;23792501]ITT: facepunch doesn't understand metaphors[/QUOTE]

[Vinze]

[QUOTE=Splurgy_A;23784734]She's so fucked up, it's awesome. :fuckyou:
You know "Telephone"? It's about how a voice in her head keeps telling her to make music so she can't relax and go clubbing[/QUOTE]

She's a cultist, so, clearly she's not very mentally stable.

[Crimor]

Wait she's only 24? I would have thought like 29 minimum.

[Strider_07]

[QUOTE=thisispain;23792501]ITT: facepunch doesn't understand metaphors[/QUOTE]

pretty much this

[phlexiglass]

[QUOTE=thisispain;23792501]ITT: facepunch doesn't understand metaphors[/QUOTE]

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

/caps

[JgcxCub]

[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;23784689]
[release]
“...they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina,”[/release]
[/QUOTE]

...What creativity?

[Sickle]

Sorry I only take creativity from the ass and thus would never stick my harvester in a man-gina.

[SuPeR_MaN]

[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;23787104]Her vagina slipped out on stage once or twice.[/QUOTE]

This might just be me but... I've never heard of a [i]vagina[/i] "Slipping out" on stage. Or out of anything..

[Sickle]

It's was really a midget.

[Vinze]

[QUOTE=SuPeR_MaN;23803473]This might just be me but... I've never heard of a [I]vagina[/I] "Slipping out" on stage. Or out of anything..[/QUOTE]

Maybe Lady Gaga is a dragqueen, she sure has a dragqueen name...

[Splurgy_A]

[QUOTE=JgcxCub;23802988]...What creativity?[/QUOTE]
You can criticise Lady Gaga for a lot of things, but you could never say she's not creative
[img]http://5artychickens.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/635280-lady-gaga-039-s-bad-face-day2.jpg[/img]
[img]http://5artychickens.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/lady_gaga_52811432.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.celebrity-mania.com/images/famephoto/img/FP_3603849_Gaga_VMA_Party_NYC_091309.jpg[/img]
[img]http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/lady-gaga-907149302.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.kiss925.com/files/2009/11/Lady-Gaga-Kermit-Outfit.jpg[/img]

[mercurius]

[img]http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2010/08/02/lady-gaga-vanityfair.jpg[/img]

She is pretty hot.

[Chaohord]

Lada Gaga is a pretty cool guy

[Buck.]

Man if you get creativity by not having sex i would be like Picasso, Beethoven and Garry combined by now.

[Vinze]

[QUOTE=Splurgy_A;23805480]You can criticise Lady Gaga for a lot of things, but you could never say she's not creative
[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://chemtrailsevilla.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/alej3-e1276354386311.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2923/gaga4cq2.gif[/IMG]

[IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lxHkFGQPc90/S2DR0N1v1XI/AAAAAAAAAN0/YzsXQu7w8vU/s400/lady-gaga-red-lace.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RbpdQfAK4IE/ScU28POFb_I/AAAAAAAAEOM/qLsk_XsI1Fc/s400/illuminati.gif[/IMG]

She gets especially creative when she advertises for her cult...

[hypershadsy]

Bah. Her music still sucks. Let people fuck 'er.

[HumanAbyss]

[QUOTE=Vinze;23809526][IMG]http://chemtrailsevilla.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/alej3-e1276354386311.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2923/gaga4cq2.gif[/IMG]

[IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lxHkFGQPc90/S2DR0N1v1XI/AAAAAAAAAN0/YzsXQu7w8vU/s400/lady-gaga-red-lace.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RbpdQfAK4IE/ScU28POFb_I/AAAAAAAAEOM/qLsk_XsI1Fc/s400/illuminati.gif[/IMG]

She gets especially creative when she advertises for her cult...[/QUOTE]

...what the fuck are you talking about? she's not part of a cult..

[Vinze]

[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;23810426]...what the fuck are you talking about? she's not part of a cult..[/QUOTE]

Actually, she's part of the illuminati. Some say it's a myth, but they have made a few public apearances. They aren't much of a threat, some claim they are plotting something big, but truthfully, they are just weirdoes who likes to be with other rich people.

Lady Gaga, like alot of other public icons, have joined them. I know alot of conspiracy nuts wrap their minds around this, and I won't say they are right. I will simply say this:

They do exsist.
They like to recruit famous people.
They have yet to give any reason to pose a threat.
Lady Gaga has many times showed that she's connected with them.

So, on a very basic, and most likley harmless level. Yes, she is a cultist.