A Gas Mask and Armor-Wearing Jogger Scared a Bomb Squad into Blowing Up His Mail - Polidicks

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I have to admit while it's obvious that he's not a terrorist it [I]is[/I] pretty odd

[QUOTE=JeffAndersen;33533797]This reminds me of the part in the show Generation Kill when the guys running with all his gear and I think a gas mask. Same basic concept, if you can do it that way you can do it on foot just fine.[/QUOTE] Except military body armor and gas masks are much better to actually run in, not to mention lighter than his gear

Interesting way of working out but going out with this and not expecting suspicion is only slightly naive.

[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;33533494]That guy looks like a real dork[/QUOTE] if u rate this dumb u probably own a gas mask

The police in my city are idiots....

[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;33533494]That guy looks like a real dork[/QUOTE] go ahead and rate me dumb you gasmask dorks

[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;33536578]go ahead and rate me dumb you gasmask dorks[/QUOTE] Sure. Dude, you're on a gaming forum. Specifically, Facepunch. Calling other people dorks is quite hypocritical.

My friend jogs with a gas mask and a backpack filled with weights.

The thing is... What sort of terrorist runs down the street in a gasmask and body armour?

I'd be pretty fucking pissed if I found out the police blew up my mail entirely due to a baseless suspicion. I hope they reimbursed him for it.

[QUOTE=Gishank;33536626]The thing is... What sort of terrorist runs down the street in a gasmask and body armour?[/QUOTE] One that's trying to blend in with the public.

[QUOTE=P1X3L N1NJA;33536608]My friend jogs with a gas mask and a backpack filled with weights.[/QUOTE] Your friend is dumb. Tell him to enjoy the immense wear and tear that'll bite him in the ass in a decade or two. Humans aren't mules, you can't load dozens of kilos of shit on their back, tell them to go run and expect no damage to occur.

[QUOTE=Kaizo45;33532938]What's the body armour do?[/QUOTE] makes it harder to run thus burning more calories, the gas mask restricts O2, which I can't remember the exact way it helps but I know it has something to do with stressing your muscles into working harder

[QUOTE=Contag;33537349]Your friend is dumb. Tell him to enjoy the immense wear and tear that'll bite him in the ass in a decade or two. Humans aren't mules, you can't load dozens of kilos of shit on their back, tell them to go run and expect no damage to occur.[/QUOTE] Actually you can, if you do it properly. This has been a well known strength training method for ages, and I haven't seen any articles about it damaging your body, unless you're some dunce who puts too much weight on the vest too fast.

What a twat.

"Get out of here, Stalker"

[QUOTE=Ermac20;33533215]yeah well don"t you think wearing a mask like that isn"t a little suspicious?[/QUOTE] It's a cardio mask, what's he supposed to do? Run inside his house?

[QUOTE=Chrille;33537587]Actually you can, if you do it properly. This has been a well known strength training method for ages, and I haven't seen any articles about it damaging your body, unless you're some dunce who puts too much weight on the vest too fast.[/QUOTE] I think he means having it in a backpack as opposed to a vest

A vest more evenly distributes the weight and isn't hell on the back and posture like a backpack is

[QUOTE=DarkMonkey;33538891]I think he means having it in a backpack as opposed to a vest[/QUOTE] Oh. Well then disregard my disagreeing :v:

I want to do that...

[QUOTE=Bletotum;33532952][img]http://i54.tinypic.com/6sc6qu.png[/img] what am I looking at[/QUOTE] I have an unofficial word from someone I know that it is in fact a Dragon dildo called the "Stretcher" and is available from Bad Dragon. I'm not searching so someone else can go and confirm this at the sacrifice of your brain cells.

[img]http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2011/12/5b69135f0e4f90af72da54fafcc4f7f7.jpg[/img] What a badass. Even though he reminded me of psycho mantis from Metal gear solid 1 :V:

[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;33533168]Oh look, another fear instilled person. I'm not surprised they would mistake a guy for a terrorist by the way he looks and acts. Someone wearing military gear and shoving a box into a mailbox in front of everyone in public? That's a terrorist alright. If they were really shoving a bomb in a mailbox, I assume they'd be disguised as a normal person. I understand people being "better safe than sorry" but so many times I've seen news stories where it's just someone calling someone a terrorist based on what they look like and what they do.[/QUOTE] Sorry, but this is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. This is the equivilant to walking into a school with a prop gun in your hand and expecting nobody to care.

I feel like dressing up in full Soviet WW2 gear with a gas mask and jogging now...

[url=http://bad-dragon.com/products/tailstretcher]Oh look, it is a dildo.[/url] Why is he displaying it on his shelf?

You have to ask how bad the bomb squad is if they blew up something completely safe. Did they even bother looking at it? Or did they just turn up and blow it up.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33545991][url=http://bad-dragon.com/products/tailstretcher]Oh look, it is a dildo.[/url] Why is he displaying it on his shelf?[/QUOTE] Its an asian man running around in what looks like a diy gimp suit think about it

Smart way to lose weight faster.