Microsoft's preparing a big announcement for today, conference starts at 6:30 PM EDT
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[QUOTE=redBadger;36388091]Rumor says its a 6 core tablet[/QUOTE]
I can't wait for Microsoft to completely fucking crush Apple with their tablets.
holy shit it's fucking FLAGDOG
I bet its a hologram of Steve Jobs rapping with Bill Gates
nokia unveils a win 8 tablet
imagine a lumia 900 with a ten inch screen
It's time?
alright it's past 6:30 where is the presentation.
Its 6:30 and no events have been updated for this blog.
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Better feed:
[url]http://www.engadget.com/2012/06/18/microsoft-major-announcement-livelog/[/url]
Is there no livestream video?
If I was the head of a large corporation I don't think I'd be able to resist the opportunity to call for a "big announcement," which would be that there are no announcements.
[QUOTE=redBadger;36388347]Is there no livestream video?[/QUOTE]
Private press conference.
[QUOTE=Irishman23;36388330]Its 6:30 and no events have been updated for this blog.
[editline]18th June 2012[/editline]
Better feed:
[url]http://www.engadget.com/2012/06/18/microsoft-major-announcement-livelog/[/url][/QUOTE]
Yeah, you're gonna get a better report from The Verge,
Engadget are fucking terrible.
[QUOTE=JonniXD;36388152]Microsoft kitchen appliances.[/QUOTE]
So what you're saying is that I could control my television with my tablet, which is connected to my smart phone, which is controlling my oven all from the safety of my refrigerator?
Its Kinect 3 and a whole slew of shitty games for it.
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[I]For your smart phone[/I]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zucBfXpCA6s[/media]
here's some waiting/listening music
After having second thoughts about the announcement of their plans to control the minds of millions through skype, Microsoft delays their conference until they come up with some other thing to announce.
[QUOTE=ketchup v2;36388381][url]https://twitter.com/geoffkeighley/status/214847166076821505[/url][/QUOTE]
I can't be the only one who thinks Keighley deserves an honorary "terrible human being award", can I?
Backstage, a lone Microsoft intern fashions a new 'tablet' out of spare glossy black plastic and pipe cleaners, using large and colorful stickers to simulate windows 8.
They're in and sitting down, waiting to start.
Suddenly, the lights dim, and the curtains slowly pull back to reveal...
[img]http://i.imgur.com/GeGjM.jpg[/img]
Delayed to 5:20 PM (1 and a half hours later).
Nothing to see here, folks.
[quote]3:49:22 PM PDT
Josh here — clearly some tablet shapes on the screens in the venue. [B]ANd of course Gotye is playing.[/B][/quote]
:v:
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Oh look, Metro eyerape colours on the big screen. Very aesthetic.
[QUOTE=AzureAngelic;36388539]Suddenly, the lights dim, and the curtains slowly pull back to reveal...
[img]http://i.imgur.com/GeGjM.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]Can't, he's dead.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUawhjxLS2I[/media]
If it is microsoft's own tablet I'll be fucking happy
is nobody gonna comment on the Xbox 720 shit that we're still talking about
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1191267[/url]
because it's probably that
[QUOTE=redBadger;36388476][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zucBfXpCA6s[/media]
here's some waiting/listening music[/QUOTE]
to be honest, I'd love to have that fucking hair, and to be able to play the piano that well.
[img]http://d35lb3dl296zwu.cloudfront.net/uploads/photo/image/6251/verge-lb-652.jpg[/img]
Nobody can sit in a chair such as this and not announce super-villain scale plots.
It can't be the Xbox '720', E3 was just a week ago. No way that they missed it by a week.
[QUOTE=VistaPOWA;36388614]It can't be the Xbox '720', E3 was just a week ago. No way that they missed it by a week.[/QUOTE]
-meh, snip.-
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