A mysterious liquid is seeping out of crypts in Alabama - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Moustacheman;44923125]It's ectoplasm. Someone get the three living Ghostbusters.[/QUOTE] Which one died?

[QUOTE=skzerk;44923485]Which one died?[/QUOTE] Egon

"Aw hell, that's where our still led to! Jethro, we need to get to robbing those graves otherwise our Moonshine ain't gunna be round for much longer!"

Nothing mysterious about it, or the smell, it's just the work of a man who ate asparagus

Yeah, gravekeeps and cemetary's around here are shittily kept. Corpse is probably just decaying very rapidly, and the goop is leaking out of the crypt

Be on the look out for the walking dead.

[IMG]http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/enisEolQXnw/hqdefault.jpg[/IMG] It. . .it was a spooky ghost! I swear! Look, ectoplasm!

[t]http://nighthawknews.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/sterling-hayden-jack-ripper.jpg[/t] its their precious bodily fluids, quick make sure some commie bastards aren't stealing them!

[QUOTE=Sableye;44924662][t]http://nighthawknews.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/sterling-hayden-jack-ripper.jpg[/t] its their precious bodily fluids, quick make sure some commie bastards aren't stealing them![/QUOTE] oh man Doctor Strangelove my favorite movie ever.

[QUOTE=Sableye;44924662][t]http://nighthawknews.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/sterling-hayden-jack-ripper.jpg[/t] its their precious bodily fluids, quick make sure some commie bastards aren't stealing them![/QUOTE] alright folks i think that about wraps it up

imagine if a really thirsty hobo comes across this [editline]27th May 2014[/editline] "tastes like grandma"

The foulest stenches in the air,the funk of fourty thousand years. A stinky ooze from every tomb,is closing in to seal your doom!

[QUOTE=frankie penis;44923161]it's dihydrogen monoxide. run[/QUOTE] the funniest thing about this is that some people here probably thought it was something dangerouns or had to google it

it could be moss on the inside of the crypts just letting out some liquid. in relation to Dr. Strangelove, [video=youtube;I3gJ2XUZQ4o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3gJ2XUZQ4o[/video]

"Decomposition today, decomposition tomorrow, decomposition forever!"

masturbating ghosts

this thread made me just watched ghostbusters again thx

[QUOTE=GiGaBiTe;44923215]Except the person died 24 years ago, there's nothing but bones and mummified skin at best left. If you read the article, the mausoleum hasn't been properly maintained for a long time due to financial difficulties. The reason they use crypts to bury the dead is because the water table is so high that it causes coffins to float up to the surface, which is likely the cause of this problem. Water has percolated through the foundation and started leaking in various spots. The reason the water smells like rotting corpses is probably because something died (rat, racoon, cat, etc.) and the tetramethylenediamine and pentamethylenediamine (more commonly known as Putrescine and cadaverine) produced by the decaying thing came in contact with water and was carried everywhere. It's extremely unlikely it came from inside one of the caskets, especially since most of the dead have been there more than 5 years.[/QUOTE] You can always count on this guy to explain everything.

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That's just some left over moonshine buried with the dead.

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;44923002]Just looks like water. It's probably water.[/QUOTE] It may not be water, but it probably [i]contains[/i] water.

bah gawd it's the tears of our ancestors, they see how the liberal atheist agenda is removing god from our schools and replacing it with gay-o-sexual propaganda

This is worrying to me considering that county is only one or two away.