China makes fake rice from plastic - Polidicks

[QUOTE=imadaman;27975896][media]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12875849/MSPA/Pictures/reactions/128963058188.jpg[/media] Though if it's edible, I might try it :3:[/QUOTE] [quote]The Korea Times said while officials warn that eating fake rice is obviously dangerous to human health, merchants still sell it in "mass quantity" because it's highly profitable.[/quote]

[QUOTE=MenteR;27974808]read the article?[/QUOTE] Oh I missed that bit

[QUOTE=DaMoggen;27974784]"Don't play with your food." "But it's plastic mom, not food!"[/QUOTE] You're trying too hard. [editline]10th February 2011[/editline] Also It's Mum not Mom.

First those fake eggs that would cause memory loss and now this? What the hell is up with China. It is like people rather waste time and effort cheating rather than having a legit business. Like the dumbasses who cheated a maths test (That I had already passed but they were for some reason in the same classroom as the rest.) today. They had this guy moving around handing out papers like it was a freaking CIA operation. Wasting more time on strategizing how not get caught. When they could have spent an afternoon just learning it and passing it already.

This reminds me of an article in the news paper today about drug dealers selling washing soap as drugs and making huge profits from it.

they're going to have fake air soon [editline]10th February 2011[/editline] made from smoke

[QUOTE=Mr. N;27976093][/QUOTE] Welp, fuck this.

Sad thing is it's probably healthier than the trans-fats and other shit we put in our food. :rimshot:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XthZ7rFPKh8[/media]

[QUOTE=Kalibos;27978134] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/"]View YouTUBE video[/URL] [URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=XthZ7rFPKh8[/URL] [/QUOTE] It's funny because half of the things that were supposed to sound artificially are harmless and often actually occurring in natural food, just named using chemistry names.

Do they taunt people with it? "Hey, we don't got no rice for you now, but you can stare at this plastic rice for a while if it makes you feel better."

[QUOTE=Explosions;27979442]Do they taunt people with it? "Hey, we don't got no rice for you now, but you can stare at this plastic rice for a while if it makes you feel better."[/QUOTE] People eat it. y'know, because they think it's real.

[QUOTE=Kalibos;27978134][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XthZ7rFPKh8[/media][/QUOTE] Hey I can make food sound intimidating as well if I refer to it by it's chemical names.

What did I just eat!?! :psyboom:

What's next? Fake technology made of plastic? [editline]11th February 2011[/editline] Oh wait, all of the technology from China is made of plastic anyways.

[QUOTE=Layley;27980854]What's next? Fake technology made of plastic? [editline]11th February 2011[/editline] Oh wait, all of the technology from China is made of plastic anyways.[/QUOTE] Most technology is made of plastic...? Because there is no reason to make it out of metal, it will only make it heavier

[QUOTE=sporface;27974605]Wow China, stop counterfeiting everything this shit is getting out of hand[/QUOTE] I gave you winner because I dunno which is more of a reason to give you a mark: To agree, or to laugh.

[QUOTE=Killy_Mcgee;27981821]I gave you winner because I dunno which is more of a reason to give you a mark: To agree, or to laugh.[/QUOTE] I gave you dumb because your post is dumb [editline]10th February 2011[/editline] I feel bad for the guys that have to cut potatoes in the shape of rice grains all day

What the fuck China! Why???

[QUOTE=ryasnack1;27983364]What the fuck China! Why???[/QUOTE] :20bux::20bux::20bux::20bux::20bux: :20bux::20bux::20bux::20bux::20bux: :20bux::20bux::20bux::20bux::20bux: :20bux::20bux::20bux::20bux::20bux:

next thing theyll have fake rainbows made out of concentrated nuclear radiation

how the hell are those fake eggs four times cheaper than normal eggs? How is it possibly cheaper to manufacture an egg with machinery and chemicals than it is to feed a chicken until it pops one out?

[QUOTE=GunFox;27984575]how the hell are those fake eggs four times cheaper than normal eggs? How is it possibly cheaper to manufacture an egg with machinery and chemicals than it is to feed a chicken until it pops one out?[/QUOTE] Chicken market crash?

I bet they serve meals made out of fake ingredients. Fake steak with fake potatoes.

next thing you know they'll start putting lead in drinking glasses [B]oh wait[/B] [url]http://consumerist.com/2010/11/ridiculous-amounts-of-lead-other-crap-found-on-decorative-glasses.html[/url]

China, truly the world's greatest competitor to the sole superpower status of the United States.

[QUOTE=Contag;27984807]China, truly the world's greatest competitor to the sole superpower status of the United States.[/QUOTE] It is getting there though.

Wouldn't it be fun if they made something like I dunno, chewing gum out of plastic... wait

That cant be good for you.

All these years Iv'e been eating fruits and vegetables only to find out it's dangerous... I feel cheated. [img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2209/2279096402_06c0ef6d34.jpg[/img]