• Putin launches anti-Western junk food fight by urging women to post selfies - with KEBABS
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[QUOTE=revzin;48062647]I'm sorry but this one is better [t]http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/78/590x/secondary/Shawarma-305507.jpg[/t] If the guy did put his dick inside the doner he may encounter a certain hardware incompability between kebabs and dicks: if the kebab is bitten he could get really sad[/QUOTE] Rip of US own invention, the Subway Sandwiches of love.
kebabs are fucking delicious though, i'd eat that shit on a daily if there were more middle eastern restaurants near
A good kebab is getting expensive here, also you have to know which places to get it at otherwise you end with overpriced garbage lol It's come to the point where you have to pay 5-10 bucks to get the stuff that's done right.
In poland kebabs are like around every corner and everyone is fucking sick of them [editline]27th June 2015[/editline] Talking about the food btw
Thats not kebap [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LrG5WUi.jpg[/IMG] This is, and its German
[QUOTE=cNova;48063103]Thats not kebap [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LrG5WUi.jpg[/IMG] This is, and its German[/QUOTE] Kebab is of Middle Eastern origins and means nothing more than "fried meat". In Norway, this is what we call a kebab. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/01/Kebab_as_served_in_Norway.jpg/1280px-Kebab_as_served_in_Norway.jpg[/img] Like, if you want to get all fancy, döner kebab is the variety that is common in Europe, with sliced meat, vegetables and sauce inside pita bread or hamburger buns like you use in Germany. Shish kebab is the traditional variety, as in meat on sticks.
[QUOTE=UnknownDude;48063227]Kebab is of Middle Eastern origins and means nothing more than "fried meat". In Norway, this is what we call a kebab. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/01/Kebab_as_served_in_Norway.jpg/1280px-Kebab_as_served_in_Norway.jpg[/img] Like, if you want to get all fancy, döner kebab is the variety that is common in Europe, with sliced meat, vegetables and sauce inside pita bread or hamburger buns like you use in Germany. Shish kebab is the traditional variety, as in meat on sticks.[/QUOTE] That looks like the vomit of some guy that ate a lot of corn. How the hell do you even eat that?
Is there a special name for kabob on a skewer (like big metal BBQ skewers) possibly with onions and musbrooms intermixed with pork / beef / chicken?
Shawrma hentai edits when
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU&ab_channel=Ryuuzakii666[/media] More relevant now than ever
[QUOTE=revzin;48062647]I'm sorry but this one is better [t]http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/78/590x/secondary/Shawarma-305507.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Thanks, Putin, for bringing back the disgusting memories of watching a woman eat something that her lipstick had smeared all over.
how the fuck do you guys eat kebabs, chicken shawarma and cheeky hummus falafels are great, but holy shit doner literally just tastes like sweat and is only edible when pissed
[QUOTE=Instant Mix;48063891][B]how the fuck do you guys eat kebabs[/B], chicken shawarma and cheeky hummus falafels are great, but holy shit doner literally just tastes like sweat and is [B]only edible when pissed[/B][/QUOTE] You sorta answered your own question there... it's up there with the dodgy burger van which inexplicably becomes the greatest burgers ever after a certain alcohol threshold. There's one near where I live that has been around for SO LONG it calls itself the "Historic Burger Box" and has been a sacred site for drunkards for as long as I can remember. If Putin wants us to eat more kebabs he just needs to supply us with more booze, if he can keep the whole United Kingdom utterly wankered for 5 days out of 7 then a Guarantee kebab sales will shoot up on days 5 6 and 7.
[QUOTE=Nikita;48063381]Is there a special name for kabob on a skewer (like big metal BBQ skewers) possibly with onions and musbrooms intermixed with pork / beef / chicken?[/QUOTE] Shashlyk. And is actually related to shish-kebab (shash is the crimean tatar variation of word "shish", meaning skewer)
[QUOTE=Instant Mix;48063891]how the fuck do you guys eat kebabs, chicken shawarma and cheeky hummus falafels are great, but holy shit doner literally just tastes like sweat and is only edible when pissed[/QUOTE] Your first mistake is eating doner laddy. For actual good tasting kabob you should go to an Iranian-style Mediterranean place that serves chelo-kabob (beef kabob) and juje-kabob (chicken kabob). Get it so it comes with buttered rice, roast tomatoes, onions, and somag. It tastes godly.
[QUOTE=Meme It Up;48070095]Your first mistake is eating doner laddy. For actual good tasting kabob you should go to an Iranian-style Mediterranean place that serves chelo-kabob (beef kabob) and juje-kabob (chicken kabob). Get it so it comes with buttered rice, roast tomatoes, onions, and somag. It tastes godly.[/QUOTE] That's far too classy for a quick food grab, though. Unless they serve them on equal grounds wherever you live, in which case I've been missing out.
Why have Abs when you can have kebabs
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[QUOTE=Grandzeit;48059561]Seems as useful as stock photos of [B]women laughing alone with salad[/B].[/QUOTE] I guess my sense of humor is just that terrible, but i laughed when i first imagined it and laughed even more when i googled some images. [t]http://horobox.co.uk/u/creec_1435529485.png[/t]
"remove kebab" - obama in retaliation to putin's heinous act
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;48062860]A good kebab is getting expensive here, also you have to know which places to get it at otherwise you end with overpriced garbage lol It's come to the point where you have to pay 5-10 bucks to get the stuff that's done right.[/QUOTE] its pretty much the same here in brisbane, to get a kebab its like 8 bucks. down in sydney there was large populations of middle eastern people and cheap kebab's every where, good ones too.
[QUOTE=ionuttzu;48063311]That looks like the vomit of some guy that ate a lot of corn. How the hell do you even eat that?[/QUOTE] A-hue hue to you too. [I]Obviously[/I], there's just a lot of mayo covering the kebab and the pita bread. But it ain't the best looking kebab dish out there I give you that. Personally I like the "Roll" kebab (Kebab n' shit tucked and rolled into pita bread) or an actual kebab meal on a plate with rice, or french fries.. [editline]28th June 2015[/editline] that is if I ate kebab more often but I don't really count
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