• Women sees Jesus in banana peel.
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She must have been bananas
looks like a son-of-a-whore mongoloid bastard yep that's jesus alright
Give it a fucking REST
Oh she saw Jesus? I saw this: [IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/35ldxmh.png[/IMG]
Jesus' gone bananas!
Anyone else see Michael Jackson?
Because everyone knows that ANY face that appears on ANYTHING is Jesus. [URL=http://img231.imageshack.us/i/150971.jpg/][IMG]http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6779/150971.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL] IT'S JESUS!
First the bruise now this! What other places are we going to see Jesus? I vote boobs.
[QUOTE=Communist Cake;19458127]First the bruise now this! What other places are we going to see Jesus? I vote boobs.[/QUOTE] Im gonna start twirling my pubic hair and snap some pictures, maybe Ill become a religious icon.
It's rather amusing. I wonder what they'll find something symbolic in next.
Jesus, fuck off.
Looks like a banana peel to me.
I read it 'Jesus found in banana peel'. Like Jesus was actually in the lining of the peel itself.
I'm going to be completely serious, I saw this: :sax: [editline]12:54AM[/editline] but flipped to the left
[quote]"I was like 'Oh my God! [b]It's Jesus on a banana!"[/b][/quote] Hahahahah
That's Ted Nugent
[URL]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=874893[/URL] :tinfoil: also just wait for jesus on every other fruit and let the amazing news company call it miracle etc
I don't get it.
If Jesus wanted to send some sort of message wouldn't he just come down from wherever to earth? Instead of planting his ugly face on walls/toast/bannanas/arms/piss in the snow. Thats of course if he was real.
[QUOTE=hehe;19460136]If Jesus wanted to send some sort of message wouldn't he just come down from wherever to earth? Instead of planting his ugly face on walls/toast/bannanas/arms/piss in the snow. Thats of course if he was real.[/QUOTE] It's Ted Nugent
Surely it is an ape, a message sent from our lord Darwin?
That banana is all ಠ_ಠ or :smug: I really can't tell.
[QUOTE=ShnitzelKiller;19460273]Surely it is an ape, a message sent from our lord Darwin?[/QUOTE] its ted nugent
Because Jesus has nothing better to do then put his face on a Banana.
Its not gee whiz its friggen ted nugent
It's just some random face thing,she just thought jesus first,random face second,
Doesn't look like Jesus at all.
[QUOTE=BlueFlash;19456351]I'm a Christian and these stories annoy me.[/QUOTE] Same here. Reminds me of the time they found toast on Jesus Christ. [img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/bloghoax/jesustoast2.jpg[/img] "Clearly, this image is saying that unless you believe, you're toast. Unless you can butter God up, you'll be in a jam."
[QUOTE=BlueFlash;19456351]I'm a Christian and these stories annoy me.[/QUOTE] Quoted for agreement. I was going to say the same.
Awesome. She knows what a guy, which we have no definite proof of appearance (or existence, but it's most likely,) looks like. Smart person. :downs:
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